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This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by Sky-Daddy on Saturday, October 8, 2022 and has 17 replies.

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@Sky-Daddy
4 Years

Vaxxie, vaxxie, so obsessed,

Wore your mask and took your tests.

Still got COVID, every strain,

Spike proteins inside your brain.

Short of breath at 24,

"Dr. Fauci, gimmie more!"

Proteins tangle and misfold,

Amyloidosis taking hold.

Swollen heart at 25,

"Thank Moderna I'm alive!"

There's no cure for microclot,

Getting worse with every shot.

Heart attack at 26,

Prayed to Pfizer for a fix.

Vaxxie, vaxxie, death is lurking,

Doctor says, "that means it's working."

Died of SADS at 27,

All good vaxxies go to heaven.

Obituary headline noted:

"Anti-Vaxxer dies of COVID."

His Family is quite upset,

But they're alive, at least on net.

And, they say, "it's for the better,"

Without the vax "he would be deader."

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@Sky-Daddy
4 Years

Posted by alexscaries

Posted by Monimai

Posted by alexscaries

I prefer John Cooper Clarke.

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Who is that?

He's a poet who wrote Evidently Chicken Town which was used in TV series The Sopranos and Pistol.

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He looks like a gremlin wearing human flesh lol.

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@MyStarsShine
10 Years25,000+ Posts

I like your prose Sky-Daddy

I also like JCC...saw him live in a small pub in Ireland....he was hilarious

Aquarian (had to be 😂), Mancunian,

Original

😆

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@Sky-Daddy
4 Years

Posted by SassyKiwi

Winter is coming. Everyone remember to stock up on covid test kits reimbursed by insurance!

Youse a goofy azz bitch.

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@Truemara
5 Years1,000+ Posts

Unvax fireman friend my age got Covid. Now can’t function got blood clots can’t walk now

It affects people differently

This is recently

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@LadyNeptune
11 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by brianafay

It’s unbelievable to me they are still pushing it so hard too

Like does anyone still buy it ?

Really they are pushing it?

Covid doesn’t exist in California anymore or at least that is how we are all acting 😆

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@MyStarsShine
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by brianafay

It’s unbelievable to me they are still pushing it so hard too

Like does anyone still buy it ?

Really they are pushing it?

Covid doesn’t exist in California anymore or at least that is how we are all acting 😆

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It don’t exist here either

We are over all that shite 😂

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@brianafay
20 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by brianafay

It’s unbelievable to me they are still pushing it so hard too

Like does anyone still buy it ?

Really they are pushing it?

Covid doesn’t exist in California anymore or at least that is how we are all acting 😆

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Florida always acted like that, but I was just in NYC and there were still commercials, billboards, and signs about it

A lot of places still had “masks required” signs on the doors…though I didn’t notice it being enforced

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@brianafay
20 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

Posted by Bumboklaat

Posted by brianafay

It’s unbelievable to me they are still pushing it so hard too

Like does anyone still buy it ?

That's what made it scary. They focused more on the politics. I recently got a job somewhere semi-rural(I've mostly lived in large cities) and they don't require it for work and everything is much more relaxed. I understand both sides but in the end they all change so might as well stick to what you know.

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I live in Florida, and we are Neanderthals apparently, but the company I work for never required it they just incentivetized it…but they also do the same for the flu shot every year

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@brianafay
20 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

Posted by AverageWhiteGuy

Posted by brianafay

Posted by Bumboklaat

Posted by brianafay

It’s unbelievable to me they are still pushing it so hard too

Like does anyone still buy it ?

That's what made it scary. They focused more on the politics. I recently got a job somewhere semi-rural(I've mostly lived in large cities) and they don't require it for work and everything is much more relaxed. I understand both sides but in the end they all change so might as well stick to what you know.

I live in Florida, and we are Neanderthals apparently, but the company I work for never required it they just incentivetized it…but they also do the same for the flu shot every year

One day the South will finally be past the generational effects of rampant and persistent hookworm infections and everything will be fine.

Source: live in the South

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Lmao would you stfu please

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@LadyNeptune
11 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by brianafay

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by brianafay

It’s unbelievable to me they are still pushing it so hard too

Like does anyone still buy it ?

Really they are pushing it?

Covid doesn’t exist in California anymore or at least that is how we are all acting 😆

Florida always acted like that, but I was just in NYC and there were still commercials, billboards, and signs about it

A lot of places still had “masks required” signs on the doors…though I didn’t notice it being enforced

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Same same here

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@LadyNeptune
11 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by brianafay

It’s unbelievable to me they are still pushing it so hard too

Like does anyone still buy it ?

Really they are pushing it?

Covid doesn’t exist in California anymore or at least that is how we are all acting 😆

It don’t exist here either

We are over all that shite 😂

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Oh it still exists. But new day, new news cycle

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@Soul
11 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by AverageWhiteGuy

We've entered the endemic phase. Whether you've trained your immune system through vaccines or prior infections makes no differnce at this point. You have a better chance of dying in a car crash.

I literally almost had one today. The light turned green, so I went forward. Out of nowhere a car barely missed me barreling through a red light. A second sooner I'd have slammed right into them, or them into me. In a strange sick way it made me laugh a bit. Like every moment in my day fell in such a specific way, I missed a crash by a few seconds. Some people aren't so lucky I guess. I find that kind of amusing. Not people being unlucky, but how fleeting and unpredictable life truly is, and how every moment in a single day can result in something we never expected.

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@Enfant-Terrible-II
6 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by Sky-Daddy

Vaxxie, vaxxie, so obsessed,

Wore your mask and took your tests.

Still got COVID, every strain,

Spike proteins inside your brain.

Short of breath at 24,

"Dr. Fauci, gimmie more!"

Proteins tangle and misfold,

Amyloidosis taking hold.

Swollen heart at 25,

"Thank Moderna I'm alive!"

There's no cure for microclot,

Getting worse with every shot.

Heart attack at 26,

Prayed to Pfizer for a fix.

Vaxxie, vaxxie, death is lurking,

Doctor says, "that means it's working."

Died of SADS at 27,

All good vaxxies go to heaven.

Obituary headline noted:

"Anti-Vaxxer dies of COVID."

His Family is quite upset,

But they're alive, at least on net.

And, they say, "it's for the better,"

Without the vax "he would be deader."

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