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Three crabs told him he was boring in bed? For real?
Kim, this is a funny spill over from a thread on the Virgo board...Sex with cancers.
Huh.
Anyone who bored the hell out of THREE cancers should keep it quiet. Even when posting anonymously.
Hm... my best advice for Denver would be to get a new face and a new personality. With those two small changes, he has a chance at having a good sex life. Oh, also, his one incher won't do. Um... surgery? Lights off and a strap on? Maybe he could fake it.
He said Aquas do it best. No telling what this guy is into... probably should scrap this thread.
Kim, you would think...but alas, he felt the need to brag, maybe to up his numbers on how many he's supposedly slept with? I say if he's going to use unbelievable numbers he should at least try telling us he's slept with 300.
Posted by Shruikan
Hm... my best advice for Denver would be to get a new face and a new personality. With those two small changes, he has a chance at having a good sex life. Oh, also, his one incher won't do. Um... surgery? Lights off and a strap on? Maybe he could fake it.
A strap on might work. Or a glass rod shoved up the stubby offender. He could use detachable parts to make for a more customized experience.
Stop hiding your messages, people! Now I have a huge curiosity for wanting to know what it said. :p
Posted by MoonArtist
What, Denver...are you a crybaby? You can dish it but you can't take it? Poor baby doll....Aries male!!! Boooohoooo!!!
(no offence to the ladies of the sign, who usually have much bigger balls)
😉
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I know some Aries gals who could show him the ropes of how to be ballsy. 😄
You know 5 years old that talk about sex? Are you pedophile as well as a woman beater?
Also, by commenting on this thread again, you've shown you care enough to keep reading it. Your mind is so simple, it's like reading a children's book.
umble at all, opinion
Posted by Denver34
I smashed my Libra mom in the head a few years ago...she had to have neck surgery and will never fully recover........watch out Libras hahaha...that's what you get for being a two-faced cunt.Posted by Denver34
You make me so mad....you little punk....I punched my wife in the taint this morning...and then I head-butted her!click to expandTHIS is the pinnacle of being a pathetic piece of shit.
So you're so stupid that even your "mocking" doesn't make sense to anyone but you? Interesting.
My life's not very hard at all, I'm loving it so far. Don't give yourself any credit either, you weren't intervening. I was just waiting for you to reply so I can embarrass you again. The hardest part about my job is summer break. I get bored. You're my play thing. My bitch. I love it.
Posted by Denver34
That last one was a way of mocking your faggot little ass. I can't believe it actually went over your feminine retarded head.Yes you "talk" about sex I guess, but you have the minds of 5 year olds.
Yes if there's a thread about me, I will read it, for pleasure, but it's just going too far, I'm really shocked, cause I would have thought 5 year olds were smarter than that. Sorry. Should I have not intervened at all? It's like you have infinite resources when it comes to childish, retarded shit....I thought you might need a little direction.
But I know you will twist this around and make childish pathetic passive agressive comments of NOTHING, again and again....well good luck with life, it's gonna be VERY hard for you....
By the way, don't put quotes around the word talk. We were literally talking, not doing it hypothetically. Putting, "Yes you 'talk' about sex I guess..." doesn't make sense. Learn grammar or stop typing. It's getting annoying to argue with someone without basic grammar skills.
Posted by MoonArtist
What, Denver...are you a crybaby? You can dish it but you can't take it? Poor baby doll....Apparently he can't "dish it", otherwise he wouldn't be having so many problems with sexual satisfaction of his partners.
This is true....and worse, he supposedly had 3 crabs and bored them all. We're pretty dang sexual so that's a sad thing when you bore a crab in bed!
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Dang MoonArtist trying to kill his self esteem, that whole quote is ether, Denver has pissed you off royally
Posted by Shruikan
So you're so stupid that even your "mocking" doesn't make sense to anyone but you? Interesting.My life's not very hard at all, I'm loving it so far. Don't give yourself any credit either, you weren't intervening. I was just waiting for you to reply so I can embarrass you again. The hardest part about my job is summer break. I get bored. You're my play thing. My bitch. I love it.
My mocking makes perfect sense, you're just a complete idiot.
Your life has not yet started, you still live with your parents and you're more effeminate than Seth Mcfarlane's booty call.
The fact that you think I would take credit for your "super" life just shows the level of idiocy that you're used to. Never in a thousand years would I have said something so STUPID !!!!!!
"Your life is great because of me, stranger that I've never met" I MEAN COME ON!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"I was just waiting for you to reply so I can embarrass you again... You're my play thing. My bitch. I love it."
If this was true, you wouldn't need to say it. It's just so pathetic I can't even comprehend how you're older than 10.
It's ok, you can go to your mommy's room now and cry, no one will know.oh and p.s. I wouldn't mind being your play thing, but if you don't suck me right, I will throw you around the room. So make sure you have the skills.
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It's cute that you think you can argue. Would you like me take pictures of MY house? See I can and will back it up. You can't and won't. That's the difference you and me. Some of us were born to win, others were born to be... well... you.
By they way, have you noticed that every single person on DXP hates your ass? Just saying.
Denver is a little bitch boy.
Striking back via internet, after years of not "measuring up" to his peers.
How bout' them quotes? 😉
Posted by CapTenn
Denver is a little bitch boy.Striking back via internet, after years of not "measuring up" to his peers.
How bout' them quotes? 😉
Truer words were never spoken.
Earwax removal optional.
Posted by Shruikan
You know 5 years old that talk about sex? Are you pedophile as well as a woman beater?
Maybe his wife is a 5 yr. old. He's Jeff Warren's protege.
Posted by Shruikan
In my, not humble at all, opinionPosted by Denver34
I smashed my Libra mom in the head a few years ago...she had to have neck surgery and will never fully recover........watch out Libras hahaha...that's what you get for being a two-faced cunt.Posted by Denver34
You make me so mad....you little punk....I punched my wife in the taint this morning...and then I head-butted her!THIS is the pinnacle of being a pathetic piece of shit.
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Now now, lets not insult perfectly good shit. Shit has a use...as fertilizer. So far Denver has no use.
Posted by MoonArtist
What, Denver...are you a crybaby? You can dish it but you can't take it? Poor baby doll....Apparently he can't "dish it", otherwise he wouldn't be having so many problems with sexual satisfaction of his partners.
This is true....and worse, he supposedly had 3 crabs and bored them all. We're pretty dang sexual so that's a sad thing when you bore a crab in bed!
Dang MoonArtist trying to kill his self esteem, that whole quote is ether, Denver has pissed you off royally
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Pissed? No. He's annoyed me with the lame attempts to troll all over DXP. I find the low brow insults and poor taste jokes about beating his mom in the head and his wife, etc. to go too far. Since he likes to play games on the net for shits n giggles I thought I'd see if he can handle being the target. Look how funny he is when not amused at being the butt of the joke! I'm actually having loads of fun. It's like when you see a cat toying with a half alive, slightly deboweled mouse and the cat seems to be having so much fun....I'm the cat. 😄
Posted by Shruikan
So you're so stupid that even your "mocking" doesn't make sense to anyone but you? Interesting.My life's not very hard at all, I'm loving it so far. Don't give yourself any credit either, you weren't intervening. I was just waiting for you to reply so I can embarrass you again. The hardest part about my job is summer break. I get bored. You're my play thing. My bitch. I love it.
My mocking makes perfect sense, you're just a complete idiot.
Your life has not yet started, you still live with your parents and you're more effeminate than Seth Mcfarlane's booty call.
The fact that you think I would take credit for your "super" life just shows the level of idiocy that you're used to. Never in a thousand years would I have said something so STUPID !!!!!!
"Your life is great because of me, stranger that I've never met" I MEAN COME ON!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"I was just waiting for you to reply so I can embarrass you again... You're my play thing. My bitch. I love it."
If this was true, you wouldn't need to say it. It's just so pathetic I can't even comprehend how you're older than 10.
It's ok, you can go to your mommy's room now and cry, no one will know.oh and p.s. I wouldn't mind being your play thing, but if you don't suck me right, I will throw you around the room. So make sure you have the skills.
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Caps lock and multiple exclamation points...I do believe you're finally getting upset. How very entertaining of you. On a scale of 1-10, could you please describe in detail how acute your upsetness is? I'd like to see if you can reach a level of upsetness that is at least a 10 or higher and still live. For science, of course.
Posted by Denver34
No it's correct grammar to use quotes. It's just the meaning you don't understand.
You aren't really talking, I actually don't know what you're doing exactly....
A lesson in the proper use of quotation marks....you're welcome.
You can use quotation marks to quote someone, like this. "No it's correct grammar to use quotes." That is a direct quote from you. By the way, you're missing a comma after the "no".
You can also use quotation marks to place doubt on the meaning of a word. For instance, you and I are "friends". See what I did there? Get it?....yeah, because we're NOT friends.
Considering we of DXP sometimes have typed conversations about sex on the forums, that is indeed talking about sex. It is NOT "talking" about sex.
Since you admit that you don't know what we're doing, exactly, there's no need to actually comment on it in an ignorant and rather lame fashion.
I hope you've enjoyed your time learning about the proper use of quotation marks. Use them wisely.
Posted by MoonArtist
Stop hiding your messages, people! Now I have a huge curiosity for wanting to know what it said. :pFucked up spelling ~~ not missing anything exciting ma'am 😄
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We REALLY need an edit option around here. When is Duncan going to deliver?
Naw, we're having fun baiting the troll. It's a little like playing WOW. I guess we agroed one.
Posted by MoonArtist
What, Denver...are you a crybaby? You can dish it but you can't take it? Poor baby doll....Apparently he can't "dish it", otherwise he wouldn't be having so many problems with sexual satisfaction of his partners.
This is true....and worse, he supposedly had 3 crabs and bored them all. We're pretty dang sexual so that's a sad thing when you bore a crab in bed!
Dang MoonArtist trying to kill his self esteem, that whole quote is ether, Denver has pissed you off royally
Pissed? No. He's annoyed me with the lame attempts to troll all over DXP. I find the low brow insults and poor taste jokes about beating his mom in the head and his wife, etc. to go too far. Since he likes to play games on the net for shits n giggles I thought I'd see if he can handle being the target. Look how funny he is when not amused at being the butt of the joke! I'm actually having loads of fun. It's like when you see a cat toying with a half alive, slightly deboweled mouse and the cat seems to be having so much fun....I'm the cat. 😄
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I like the way MoonArtist takes control of this thread. Very witty and concise wording.
Posted by Denver34
MA, those aren't addressed to you. If you had a shred of good sense left in you you would hide them.
Thank you for your unsolicited advice. I'm sure it came from a wonderful, caring part of your heart.
^ he kissed them too because he was gay??_well thats the way i remember it.
Posted by MoonArtist
What, Denver...are you a crybaby? You can dish it but you can't take it? Poor baby doll....Apparently he can't "dish it", otherwise he wouldn't be having so many problems with sexual satisfaction of his partners.
This is true....and worse, he supposedly had 3 crabs and bored them all. We're pretty dang sexual so that's a sad thing when you bore a crab in bed!
Dang MoonArtist trying to kill his self esteem, that whole quote is ether, Denver has pissed you off royally
Pissed? No. He's annoyed me with the lame attempts to troll all over DXP. I find the low brow insults and poor taste jokes about beating his mom in the head and his wife, etc. to go too far. Since he likes to play games on the net for shits n giggles I thought I'd see if he can handle being the target. Look how funny he is when not amused at being the butt of the joke! I'm actually having loads of fun. It's like when you see a cat toying with a half alive, slightly deboweled mouse and the cat seems to be having so much fun....I'm the cat. 😄
I like the way MoonArtist takes control of this thread. Very witty and concise wording.
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Thank you 🙂
hehehe, Starlover, I do believe you're right.
Posted by Shruikan
You know 5 years old that talk about sex? Are you pedophile as well as a woman beater?Maybe his wife is a 5 yr. old. He's Jeff Warren's protege.
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LOL!!! That would make sense actually.
Posted by Arielle83
omg debating about grammar to feel better about oneself. Everyone here just seems so strung cuz sum1 is taking the piss. U let him get to you and now he's won
Oh far from it. I'm not strung out at all over this. I'm just bored and he's fun to make fun of.
Posted by MoonArtist
What, Denver...are you a crybaby? You can dish it but you can't take it? Poor baby doll....Apparently he can't "dish it", otherwise he wouldn't be having so many problems with sexual satisfaction of his partners.
This is true....and worse, he supposedly had 3 crabs and bored them all. We're pretty dang sexual so that's a sad thing when you bore a crab in bed!
Dang MoonArtist trying to kill his self esteem, that whole quote is ether, Denver has pissed you off royally
Pissed? No. He's annoyed me with the lame attempts to troll all over DXP. I find the low brow insults and poor taste jokes about beating his mom in the head and his wife, etc. to go too far. Since he likes to play games on the net for shits n giggles I thought I'd see if he can handle being the target. Look how funny he is when not amused at being the butt of the joke! I'm actually having loads of fun. It's like when you see a cat toying with a half alive, slightly deboweled mouse and the cat seems to be having so much fun....I'm the cat. 😄
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You summed it up perfectly!!! I'm on break from teaching for the summer so I'm just bored. It's just funny to laugh at him. He's pathetic, but entertaining at the same time.
Posted by MoonArtist
What, Denver...are you a crybaby? You can dish it but you can't take it? Poor baby doll....Apparently he can't "dish it", otherwise he wouldn't be having so many problems with sexual satisfaction of his partners.
This is true....and worse, he supposedly had 3 crabs and bored them all. We're pretty dang sexual so that's a sad thing when you bore a crab in bed!
Dang MoonArtist trying to kill his self esteem, that whole quote is ether, Denver has pissed you off royally
Pissed? No. He's annoyed me with the lame attempts to troll all over DXP. I find the low brow insults and poor taste jokes about beating his mom in the head and his wife, etc. to go too far. Since he likes to play games on the net for shits n giggles I thought I'd see if he can handle being the target. Look how funny he is when not amused at being the butt of the joke! I'm actually having loads of fun. It's like when you see a cat toying with a half alive, slightly deboweled mouse and the cat seems to be having so much fun....I'm the cat. 😄
You summed it up perfectly!!! I'm on break from teaching for the summer so I'm just bored. It's just funny to laugh at him. He's pathetic, but entertaining at the same time.
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😆 you relentless Scorp!
Posted by Shruikan
You know 5 years old that talk about sex? Are you pedophile as well as a woman beater?Maybe his wife is a 5 yr. old. He's Jeff Warren's protege.
LOL!!! That would make sense actually.
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That's always his go-to...."you're a child", "you must be 5 yrs old". So much obsession with children from him! 😛
Posted by MoonArtist
What, Denver...are you a crybaby? You can dish it but you can't take it? Poor baby doll....Apparently he can't "dish it", otherwise he wouldn't be having so many problems with sexual satisfaction of his partners.
This is true....and worse, he supposedly had 3 crabs and bored them all. We're pretty dang sexual so that's a sad thing when you bore a crab in bed!
Dang MoonArtist trying to kill his self esteem, that whole quote is ether, Denver has pissed you off royally
Pissed? No. He's annoyed me with the lame attempts to troll all over DXP. I find the low brow insults and poor taste jokes about beating his mom in the head and his wife, etc. to go too far. Since he likes to play games on the net for shits n giggles I thought I'd see if he can handle being the target. Look how funny he is when not amused at being the butt of the joke! I'm actually having loads of fun. It's like when you see a cat toying with a half alive, slightly deboweled mouse and the cat seems to be having so much fun....I'm the cat. 😄
You summed it up perfectly!!! I'm on break from teaching for the summer so I'm just bored. It's just funny to laugh at him. He's pathetic, but entertaining at the same time.
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Thank you and I totally agree! If boredom is the Devil's playground, does that make us devils?
Posted by MoonArtist
What, Denver...are you a crybaby? You can dish it but you can't take it? Poor baby doll....Apparently he can't "dish it", otherwise he wouldn't be having so many problems with sexual satisfaction of his partners.
This is true....and worse, he supposedly had 3 crabs and bored them all. We're pretty dang sexual so that's a sad thing when you bore a crab in bed!
Dang MoonArtist trying to kill his self esteem, that whole quote is ether, Denver has pissed you off royally
Pissed? No. He's annoyed me with the lame attempts to troll all over DXP. I find the low brow insults and poor taste jokes about beating his mom in the head and his wife, etc. to go too far. Since he likes to play games on the net for shits n giggles I thought I'd see if he can handle being the target. Look how funny he is when not amused at being the butt of the joke! I'm actually having loads of fun. It's like when you see a cat toying with a half alive, slightly deboweled mouse and the cat seems to be having so much fun....I'm the cat. 😄
I like the way MoonArtist takes control of this thread. Very witty and concise wording.
Thank you 🙂
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Your welcome 🙂
Would you like a spot 'o tea? Do sit down for a visit.
Posted by MoonArtist
Would you like a spot 'o tea? Do sit down for a visit.
What kind of tea?
You summed it up perfectly!!! I'm on break from teaching for the summer so I'm just bored. It's just funny to laugh at him. He's pathetic, but entertaining at the same time.
Thank you and I totally agree! If boredom is the Devil's playground, does that make us devils?
Yes I believe it does lol!!!
Posted by MoonArtist
Would you like a spot 'o tea? Do sit down for a visit.What kind of tea?
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Strawberry Grapefruit Xue Long Green Tea would hit the spot....iced.
You summed it up perfectly!!! I'm on break from teaching for the summer so I'm just bored. It's just funny to laugh at him. He's pathetic, but entertaining at the same time.
Thank you and I totally agree! If boredom is the Devil's playground, does that make us devils?
Yes I believe it does lol!!!
I'll wear my horns proudly 😄
Posted by DonAmanMarat
This thread will only provoke the dude to commit suicide...there are 1 million ways to die.
Knowing Aries?
They'd drive their car off a bridge...taking their babies and wives along for the ride.
Don't give him ideas....he's already said he beats his wife and hits his mom.
Posted by BrightLights
Am I the only one who actually likes Denver 34 and thinks he is smart and funny? lol
Yes, very possibly.
For the record, I like him, too....he's a great play thing.
Posted by MoonArtist
Would you like a spot 'o tea? Do sit down for a visit.What kind of tea?
Strawberry Grapefruit Xue Long Green Tea would hit the spot....iced.
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Yes, I would like some tea.
Posted by MoonArtist
Would you like a spot 'o tea? Do sit down for a visit.What kind of tea?
Strawberry Grapefruit Xue Long Green Tea would hit the spot....iced.
Yes, I would like some tea.
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Tea it is!...with some apricot orange almond scones. ~waggles brows~ 😄
Posted by DonAmanMarat
This thread will only provoke the dude to commit suicide...there are 1 million ways to die.
Knowing Aries?
They'd drive their car off a bridge...taking their babies and wives along for the ride.Don't give him ideas....he's already said he beats his wife and hits his mom.
Domestic violence is understood...it happens.
Beating your mother?
Shameful.
Cut yourself, burn yourself but never put hands on a woman which birthed you, bathed you, and fed you!
Dude's a parasite and should have been aborted the DAY he was conceived.click to expand
Domestic violence happens, yes, but it's disgusting when he thinks it's something to brag about. Supposedly he made that up and it's not real but he says he did slap his mother because she needed it. I already know what kind of shit storm would have happened if I had dared to hit my parents, and they never beat us but we knew what respect was/is, we knew that wasn't a line to cross. My opinion is motherhood and moms hold a sacred spot and if they aren't abusive mothers they are even higher on that sacred pedestal (I know....cancer's love their moms). It's inexcusable to hit your mother and he seems to think what he did is somehow justified. That's a huge red flag for some messed up thinking.
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