Sex Tips for Denver...... (Page 4)

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Scorpio

I think I was picturing this 😄

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ROFL...omg, creeper mouse!

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Posted by KingRat
moonartist and shruik DP-ing denver. 😄

Want in on this? It's pretty fun!

Oh no! PLease don't!!!
Stop!
Stop!!
It hurts!!!
hahahahaha

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Posted by Denver34

Posted by Shruikan

Posted by KingRat
moonartist and shruik DP-ing denver. 😄

Want in on this? It's pretty fun!

Oh no! PLease don't!!!
Stop!
Stop!!
It hurts!!!
hahahahaha

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^^^

The sound he makes when he gets fucked up the ass.

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Posted by Denver34

Posted by MoonArtist
Troll harder, mouse dick. You're not twitching enough to be entertaining.

Go suck a dick, rape victim.

When I feel like it, because it's always fun making a guy twitch and groan....but it won't be your tiny mouse dick that no one can find.

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Don't knock it till you've tried it! 😄

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Posted by MoonArtist
Troll harder, mouse dick. You're not twitching enough to be entertaining.

Go suck a dick, rape victim.

When I feel like it, because it's always fun making a guy twitch and groan....but it won't be your tiny mouse dick that no one can find.

Don't knock it till you've tried it! 😄

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That one's not tiny lol

Oh shut it don. Your fake rap just ruined the mood. Or whatever it is.

Drop the beat, yo

Dubstep or the rhymes? Cuz I'll drop both.

Both 😄

^^^Unless you or Din want to drop it first. 😉

My musical talent leaves a lot to be desired. :p

Posted by Denver34

Posted by MoonArtist
My musical talent leaves a lot to be desired. :p

So does your trolling...and pretty much everything about you.

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Oh good!! I was afraid you were starting to like me. That would have been all ooky and awkward and gross.

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Posted by KingRat
moonartist and shruik DP-ing denver. 😄

Want in on this? It's pretty fun!

Oh no! PLease don't!!!
Stop!
Stop!!
It hurts!!!
hahahahaha

^^^

The sound he makes when he gets fucked up the ass.

I was talking about your trolling...
But hey, if you want to rape me, bring it on, you have my address, tough guy.

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Na your ass has been used to much. I don't need AIDS.

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Posted by Denver34

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Posted by Denver34

Posted by Shruikan

Posted by KingRat
moonartist and shruik DP-ing denver. 😄

Want in on this? It's pretty fun!

Oh no! PLease don't!!!
Stop!
Stop!!
It hurts!!!
hahahahaha

^^^

The sound he makes when he gets fucked up the ass.

I was talking about your trolling...
But hey, if you want to rape me, bring it on, you have my address, tough guy.

Na your ass has been used to much. I don't need AIDS.

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you can't get AIDS from fisting him 😉

^^^Hehehehe 😆 fugly bitch hoe got aids! Knowing damn wel he cant get any dates. Dropping knowledge like dropping the habit, ima lyrical acrobatist you cant touch silly rabbit. A dime a dozen or a penny for two, a dick so far up denvers ass stick to him like glue. But he knew, that he should stop porkin to mags dont take bitches seriously just treat like gags. Like the dick that Denver was choking on giving head to old men while they're sitting on the john. Carved like a jack and bloated like a pumpkin, bitches will run away from grand master blumpkin hot like baghdad and colder than december, im handing this child a beating that he will remember who's pimp and who's bitch cuz hoe down hoe down one dead in a ditch. Revenge is served cold but I serve mines hot, hotter than the 12gauge for which you will be shot. Hehe we got a hoe in denile but with the way he talks of children I think he's a pedophile. Fall dead in the desert from Colorado to L.A. prepare your asshole cuz someones gonna fuck it today. ( It aint me). Dropped the beat

Don't be jealous, mouse dick.

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Posted by KingRat
moonartist and shruik DP-ing denver. 😄

Want in on this? It's pretty fun!

Oh no! PLease don't!!!
Stop!
Stop!!
It hurts!!!
hahahahaha

^^^

The sound he makes when he gets fucked up the ass.

I was talking about your trolling...
But hey, if you want to rape me, bring it on, you have my address, tough guy.

Na your ass has been used to much. I don't need AIDS.

you can't get AIDS from fisting him 😉

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Eww, but you have a point.

Posted by Denver34

Posted by MoonArtist

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Posted by MoonArtist
Troll harder, mouse dick. You're not twitching enough to be entertaining.

Go suck a dick, rape victim.

When I feel like it, because it's always fun making a guy twitch and groan....but it won't be your tiny mouse dick that no one can find.

You don't even know what you're saying....part of you is coming on to me...you're a real messed up retard.

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finally got around to peeking in this topic....

i dont know why.....but, this made me lol

😆

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Posted by Denver34

Posted by MoonArtist
My musical talent leaves a lot to be desired. :p

So does your trolling...and pretty much everything about you.

Oh good!! I was afraid you were starting to like me. That would have been all ooky and awkward and gross.

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Lol

Posted by Denver34

Posted by MoonArtist
Don't be jealous, mouse dick.

WTF is the matter with you? Why do you even call me a mouse dick? How would you have any such information? Therefore it's not a quip, it's not an insult, it's nothing at all. Just fvk off tard...

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I had a very in-depth logical discussion with myself concerning why you'd be such a pointless asshole to everyone and I concluded that having a super tiny mouse dick would make a guy that way. Just think, so much nasty, mean and petty crap all because of a miniscule dick that no one but a mouse would feel; it makes sense.

Posted by Denver34
That is, unsurprisingly, retarded. Kill yourself. It's the only thing you can do to redeem yourself from your miserably feeble and immature mind.

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What, Denver...are you a crybaby? You can dish it but you can't take it? Poor baby doll....

Apparently he can't "dish it", otherwise he wouldn't be having so many problems with sexual satisfaction of his partners.

This is true....and worse, he supposedly had 3 crabs and bored them all. We're pretty dang sexual so that's a sad thing when you bore a crab in bed!

Dang MoonArtist trying to kill his self esteem, that whole quote is ether, Denver has pissed you off royally

Pissed? No. He's annoyed me with the lame attempts to troll all over DXP. I find the low brow insults and poor taste jokes about beating his mom in the head and his wife, etc. to go too far. Since he likes to play games on the net for shits n giggles I thought I'd see if he can handle being the target. Look how funny he is when not amused at being the butt of the joke! I'm actually having loads of fun. It's like when you see a cat toying with a half alive, slightly deboweled mouse and the cat seems to be having so much fun....I'm the cat. 😄

You summed it up perfectly!!! I'm on break from teaching for the summer so I'm just bored. It's just funny to laugh at him. He's pathetic, but entertaining at the same time.

Thank you and I totally agree! If boredom is the Devil's playground, does that make us devils?

You ignorant, empty headed, down syndrome fvvk....that's not what that expression means....
If bordeom is the devil's playground, you are the damned...
What. a fvking. retard.

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What, Denver...are you a crybaby? You can dish it but you can't take it? Poor baby doll....

Apparently he can't "dish it", otherwise he wouldn't be having so many problems with sexual satisfaction of his partners.

This is true....and worse, he supposedly had 3 crabs and bored them all. We're pretty dang sexual so that's a sad thing when you bore a crab in bed!

Dang MoonArtist trying to kill his self esteem, that whole quote is ether, Denver has pissed you off royally

Pissed? No. He's annoyed me with the lame attempts to troll all over DXP. I find the low brow insults and poor taste jokes about beating his mom in the head and his wife, etc. to go too far. Since he likes to play games on the net for shits n giggles I thought I'd see if he can handle being the target. Look how funny he is when not amused at being the butt of the joke! I'm actually having loads of fun. It's like when you see a cat toying with a half alive, slightly deboweled mouse and the cat seems to be having so much fun....I'm the cat. 😄

I like the way MoonArtist takes control of this thread. Very witty and concise wording.

bahahahaha you're so butthurt, you just started licking each other's vaginas HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Mmmmmmm....vagina licking!

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lol at least somebody around here know how to do it!

I say keep a few of these suckers in stock, just in case you run out:

Bwahahaha, you gals cracked me up 😄

Hah. It's nice to this little fucker with a 1 inch pecker he has the nerve to call an erection fall on his last legs and go down struggling and dying slowly. He's only getting more desperate, it's fun to see this man wriggle on the ground like a worm and try to come back.

Wow..I am on the floor screaming!!! You guys went EXTRA hard on Denver34...Poor Kid.
I forgot all about this thread....Well, Hell...when you post anything domestically related to violence, and especially when it's against your own mother, then you get what the fuq you ask for. That's just wrong on every level but, you all could have cut him just a little slack..LOL.
That's the Libra side of me, but the Scorpio side says: FUQ'EM..FEED'EM FISH or Crabs in this case🙂 (Inside Joke)

Posted by LIb4Life
Wow..I am on the floor screaming!!! You guys went EXTRA hard on Denver34...Poor Kid.
I forgot all about this thread....Well, Hell...when you post anything domestically related to violence, and especially when it's against your own mother, then you get what the fuq you ask for. That's just wrong on every level but, you all could have cut him just a little slack..LOL.
That's the Libra side of me, but the Scorpio side says: FUQ'EM..FEED'EM FISH or Crabs in this case🙂 (Inside Joke)

rofl...Glad we gave you a laugh! He's being a shitty punk so most of us are having a good laugh toying with him. Think of him as a mouse being batted by cats. No, wait, mice are cute.....Think of him as a spider being batted by cats. Look at how much fun the cats are having! Poor spider. 😉

Now read what he responded to you and let us know if we're still being too hard on him.

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Posted by Denver34
That is, unsurprisingly, retarded. Kill yourself. It's the only thing you can do to redeem yourself from your miserably feeble and immature mind.

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oh great, more gifs....i was hoping to have a 5 year olds argument again

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I say keep a few of these suckers in stock, just in case you run out:

wow, more gifs...

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That's a pic...because it isn't animated.

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Posted by LIb4Life
Wow..I am on the floor screaming!!! You guys went EXTRA hard on Denver34...Poor Kid.
I forgot all about this thread....Well, Hell...when you post anything domestically related to violence, and especially when it's against your own mother, then you get what the fuq you ask for. That's just wrong on every level but, you all could have cut him just a little slack..LOL.
That's the Libra side of me, but the Scorpio side says: FUQ'EM..FEED'EM FISH or Crabs in this case🙂 (Inside Joke)

hahahaha extra hard....lol yeah...I'm hurtin....
you're an ugly cvnt by the way, never seen anything like it.
And you're very stupid.
And nobody is above a correction. Just because she's your mother doesn't mean you can't punish her if she's way out of line Duh.

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And you never will...I'm sure only dark dingy creatures frequent the likes of HELL, which is your stomping grounds.
Is that the only comeback you have— What I look like— Expected from an UNINTELLIGIBLE TWAT such as yourself.
If I gave even an inch of an iota shyt about what you thought about my looks, I would be about as miserable a dick as you are.
Your version of punishment and our version of punishment is two different dayum things. If by chance you were allowed to give birth to let's say.... a daughter, how the fuq would you feel is someone beat the shyt out of her? Wait..I just asked Lucifer a stupid azz question. Now, why would I expect a dignified answer from an imbecile...Duh..what the hell was I thinking? Besides, you know you like me...lol

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Posted by LIb4Life
Wow..I am on the floor screaming!!! You guys went EXTRA hard on Denver34...Poor Kid.
I forgot all about this thread....Well, Hell...when you post anything domestically related to violence, and especially when it's against your own mother, then you get what the fuq you ask for. That's just wrong on every level but, you all could have cut him just a little slack..LOL.
That's the Libra side of me, but the Scorpio side says: FUQ'EM..FEED'EM FISH or Crabs in this case🙂 (Inside Joke)

rofl...Glad we gave you a laugh! He's being a shitty punk so most of us are having a good laugh toying with him. Think of him as a mouse being batted by cats. No, wait, mice are cute.....Think of him as a spider being batted by cats. Look at how much fun the cats are having! Poor spider. 😉

Now read what he responded to you and let us know if we're still being too hard on him.

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@Moonartist..point taken, but that's why I said the "Scorpian Trait" won out...lol, so keep having at him🙂

Posted by LIb4Life

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by LIb4Life
Wow..I am on the floor screaming!!! You guys went EXTRA hard on Denver34...Poor Kid.
I forgot all about this thread....Well, Hell...when you post anything domestically related to violence, and especially when it's against your own mother, then you get what the fuq you ask for. That's just wrong on every level but, you all could have cut him just a little slack..LOL.
That's the Libra side of me, but the Scorpio side says: FUQ'EM..FEED'EM FISH or Crabs in this case🙂 (Inside Joke)

rofl...Glad we gave you a laugh! He's being a shitty punk so most of us are having a good laugh toying with him. Think of him as a mouse being batted by cats. No, wait, mice are cute.....Think of him as a spider being batted by cats. Look at how much fun the cats are having! Poor spider. 😉

Now read what he responded to you and let us know if we're still being too hard on him.

@Moonartist..point taken, but that's why I said the "Scorpian Trait" won out...lol, so keep having at him🙂

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Yeah, he's been this way from the starting gate. If he was a horse I'd advise the owners to have him put to sleep and dear GOD, please don't breed him...at the very least geld the bastard pronto! But, he's not lucky enough to be a horse, instead he's a sad sack of mouse turds and has an IQ lower than that. I'm rather enjoying toying with the puny mouse. Maybe it's sadistic...maybe....bwahahahaha!

His comebacks suck ass just he does. My nephews can make a better comeback then he ever could if he even decided to try to burn. Man fuck this. He waste of time and a waste of someones fucking. He's not even a damn challenge and I was actually expecting more out of him. Such a dissapointment.

Denver34 is DXP's number one shitbag troll.

It used to be Dickbreath, but he has since slithered back into a hole somewhere.

Congratulations, Denver34. You are a world class idiot and loser!

SF, he's a shitbag troll, yes, but he doesn't win. He's completely outclassed in the troll department. I have a friend (not on here...that I know of....) who has taken trolling to an art form level. He's damn good. He was once trolling me and a friend on FB and the topic he went with was triggering the friend in a situation that he knew nothing about. I finally had to inbox him and tell him to seriously stop that line of fooling around. He complied, even apologized to her...and that's why he's a world class troll.

he isnt a shitbag he likes it smashed in.
i think he likes to fuck men. we should support him and find him a new "boyfriend" i found one. when i showed him dentard's picture he rubbed his dick and said slob on my knob like corn on the cob check in with me, and do your job lay on the bed, and give me head don't have to ask, don't have to beg juicy is my name sex is my game let's call the boys, let's run a train.

But...but....twirling, if I do that I won't have a play thing?

The funny thing about Coolidge is she doesn't look anything like what one might imagine from the things she says.

Denver: here's another sex tip for you....if you don't use your pecker it will shrink. Considering it's mouse turd sized, you better not let it get smaller.

Since you asked so nicely, I'll comply. If your penis isn't up to par or gets tired, don't be afraid to use your mouth and tongue. Suck it like a juicy ripe peach.

Sadly, this is probably what happened to you when you had your Cancers.

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Yet here you are, still responding. Couldn't resist, could you?

Star, I think he's cured me of even thinking of eying an Aries man (does my childhood crush have to count in there?). What if he's lying about being an Aries, though? What if he's really a TAURUS?

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Posted by starlover
Could you two get a room or leave each other alone, it is becoming painful!


FIRE
AND
WATER



OUCH!!!!!


Moon, please promise me, you will never go with an Aries man ~~~ blood on your hands girl!!


DX

SHUT UP CVNT!!!!
JUST FVKK OFF!!!
YOU AND MA ARE THE UGLIEST CVNTS ON THE PLANET. I'D KILL MYSELF BEFORE EVEN LOOKING AT YOU!!!!!

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ROFLMAO....oh dear god, that was actually funny! I think spit foamed at your mouth for a moment. Wait, let me get the rabies shot out for you....

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Posted by MoonArtist
Star, I think he's cured me of even thinking of eying an Aries man (does my childhood crush have to count in there?). What if he's lying about being an Aries, though? What if he's really a TAURUS?

Oh he is an Aries alright ~~ what other sign would act that way

Weeeeirrrrrrdddd!!!


Am out of here ~~ P S Y C H O ~~


POOR MOTHER AND FATHER!!!!!!

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I know one thing, he makes me appreciate the very few (literally) normal Aries people I know. I'll give them extra kudos for not being raging nuts.

Poor father and mother for sure! He hits his mom and is proud of it, and frankly, I don't think he has a father....which might be part of his problem.

Posted by starlover
Moon, my Aries father was quite similar......used to explode like a bottle of soda just because he had lost a pen

Fucking PATHETIC

I LOATHE those types of baby men

Grow up and get a life for fecks sake!

My taurus ex is the same way. Unevolved mamas boys is what those kinds are. Losers, narcs, assholes of the highest order.

Awwww, if you turn your head sideways it looks like a flag 😆

Looks like a pinky.