Sexual assault suspicions after woman discovers dead turtle in her vagina Payu Tiwari · 23 September

NOW I’ve heard everything!!!

catladies beware, turtles are attracted to all the sand in your vaginas

How dare you mocking dead turtle?

Posted by Tur

Is she pregnant? What's gonna happen to the baby? Will they be ninja turtles? I . Need. Answers.

Read the article! She doesn’t remember what happened at that party...so no pressing charges!

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Posted by Gemitati

How dare you mocking dead turtle?

If the turtle died we would be mocking her rancid poosy

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It IS dead!

Where is the link

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Posted by Gemitati

Posted by Tur

Posted by Gemitati

How dare you mocking dead turtle?

If the turtle died we would be mocking her rancid poosy

It IS dead!

I wonder if the doctor who removed it said " well, that's an UnusualVaginalDischarge"?

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LMAO!

Posted by Tur

Post the link! I'm not googling 'turtle pussy'.

I got ransomware the last time.

I don’t know how to link from the phone...I am old...remember?

I just typed turtle in vagina and got it...be a man!

/dead

funniest thread of the year so far

ayy lmao

Posted by Tur

Post the link! I'm not googling 'turtle pussy'.

I got ransomware the last time.

https://nypost.com/2018/09/22/sex-assault-eyed-after-turtle-is-discovered-in-womans-vagina/

https://www.news.com.au/life style /health/health-problems/doctors-find-turtle-inside-womans-vagina-after-having-pain/news-story/4833ca01799c761e1c1174b8d49e9028

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Posted by TheRabbit

That's just a turtle being a turtle. There's no need to ruin it's reputation for something that happened last week.

You never see that kind of behavior from a tortoise. Turtles are trash.

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Shush.