The Hangover

Perfect time to discuss this with all the NYE's celebrations going on. Tell me your worst hangover experiences.

I'm usually good on NYE & responsibly drunk. Halloween is where I really fuck up.

Picture it, Halloween, New York City, 2015. I borrowed a witch hat from my mom because I never actually buy a costume. I thought I'd be even more economical by drinking a bottle of champagne before going out. Sis & I are literally just going right up the hill. Easy. Safe. Get to the place & our favorite bartender is there & she immediately screams shots. It's tequila. She keeps giving us shots. I don't remember how many.

Wake up & I feel like hot shit smeared on toast. Something also doesn't smell right. Can't quite put my finger on it. I try to go back to sleep but something is stank like a motherfucker. I roll over to the right side of the bed & check. There's vomit on the carpet & bed skirt. Also in my braids. I have a cut on my knee & it's sore. Arm also feels like I gave someone the people's elbow. I must have fallen on the carpet. I start scrubbing the carpet & bed skirt & wash my braids. Sis comes in to check on me & lets me know that when we left the bar I decided to take these long ass stairs as a shortcut. As soon as my size 10 hit the first step it was over & I fell all the way down to the bottom. She said she was terrified I had really hurt myself until I sat up & started laughing for 5 minutes —. I love to laugh even at my own expense.

Posted by Gem_from_Venus
I was love-sick and homesick, and I had no tolerance, and I drank a bottle of rum all by myself. Woke up in a pool of my own vomit. Spent the day in the student clinic on an IV for alcohol poisoning. Good times!

Oooooooh man! A whole pool! Don't even get me started on my drunken experiences from my college days! Never had alcohol poisoning though. How long were you down for the count? And more importantly what made you get back on that horse? I've had moments where I've said never again but that passes quickly ?

Posted by Capri-sun
Waking up with a headache and Throwing up all day from mixing clear and dark liquors in high school

I definitely learned that lesson. When I see ppl mixing different drinks I cringe.

Lol damn the hang over. I don't get hung over very often thank god.

One time I went to Disneyland for my best friends bday. We decided to get hotel rooms because we live an hour away from Disneyland, and we bought two-day passes so we didn't want to drive back and forth. My ex and I loved drinking together, and anytime we booked a hotel room we drank. I just sprained my ankle a day before we left to Disneyland, and I had to go to the doctor on Monday. The weekend passes and Monday comes.

My ex and I fell asleep really early, and we never got a chance to drink. I don't know why this fucker thought it would be a good idea to drink jäger at 9am, and I don't know why I decided to go along with it. Anyway, we start taking SHOTS. Shots of jäger on an empty stomach, at 9am. We took not 1, not 2, but 9 fucking shots of jäger each. It was disgusting. We were drunk on the way home of course, and I completely forgot that I had a doctors appt.

My mom doesn't know I drink, and I don't really want her to know because she's super religious, so I'm in the car drunk as fuck with her, and she just thinks I'm a great mood. She had to get wheel me in in a wheel chair because of my ankle, and I kept telling her to push me faster and to do tricks lol. I also remember the nurse taking my blood pressure and saying it was kind of high lol wonder why?

Anyway, I had the worst same day hang over ever, and I was in bed all day and night after that but I couldn't show it because my mom didn't know I was drunk lol.

Omg sorry I had to post another one because this made me laugh as it popped in my head

I went to a music festival in early February of this year, and it was an all ages festival, so they had beer gardens which were the only areas you can drink in. Apparently, A $ AP Ferg was going to be on in 30 mins, so we ran to the beer garden and chugged down our beers. I'm not a chugger, and my body gets drunk off of beer fast, so I already knew this was gonna be crazy. So I chugged I think 3 or 4 16 oz. beers. By this time I'm drunk af. We all went to the bathroom before he started so we didn't have any distractions. Then I notice my damn phone is gone! My drunk ass lost my phone the first 30 mins of the festival. The festival continues on, and it's probably around 10pm at this time. We're in a huge crowd waiting for J. Cole to play. He finally starts and I felt like SHIT. So I had to leave my friends and go sit on a bench and take a nap. I woke up at the end, and found my friends. I had a massive headache, and I felt like I was gonna throw up. We start walking back to the car, but we're still inside the venue. I feel it coming up and it had to come out. I ran to the closest trash can I saw and just puked my brains out in front of a crowd of like 100 people lol. All I see are flashing lights and people saying "snapchat!" Lmao. It was great.

Posted by Gem_from_Venus

Posted by thecrazyariestaurus
Lol damn the hang over. I don't get hung over very often thank god.

One time I went to Disneyland for my best friends bday. We decided to get hotel rooms because we live an hour away from Disneyland, and we bought two-day passes so we didn't want to drive back and forth. My ex and I loved drinking together, and anytime we booked a hotel room we drank. I just sprained my ankle a day before we left to Disneyland, and I had to go to the doctor on Monday. The weekend passes and Monday comes.

My ex and I fell asleep really early, and we never got a chance to drink. I don't know why this fucker thought it would be a good idea to drink jäger at 9am, and I don't know why I decided to go along with it. Anyway, we start taking SHOTS. Shots of jäger on an empty stomach, at 9am. We took not 1, not 2, but 9 fucking shots of jäger each. It was disgusting. We were drunk on the way home of course, and I completely forgot that I had a doctors appt.

My mom doesn't know I drink, and I don't really want her to know because she's super religious, so I'm in the car drunk as fuck with her, and she just thinks I'm a great mood. She had to get wheel me in in a wheel chair because of my ankle, and I kept telling her to push me faster and to do tricks lol. I also remember the nurse taking my blood pressure and saying it was kind of high lol wonder why?

Anyway, I had the worst same day hang over ever, and I was in bed all day and night after that but I couldn't show it because my mom didn't know I was drunk lol.

As soon as you wrote "jäger" I knew this was gon be good.

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Hahaha aww man that day is the reason why I don't drink jäger anymore ?

There's this bar in Harlem called Moca & I accidentally discovered that they do erotic poetry on Tuesdays. Don't know if they still do it. They're happy hour special at the time was $ 5 drinks & took advantage. I threw up in the sink in the bathroom & spent 15 minutes cleaning it. I didn't want to get too close to the toilet. The next day I made it to work but I continued throwing up & laid under my desk. My ass crack was out & the receptionist put a pencil in it ??!

My 21st birthday...flew out to my sisters who at the time was living in Florida. She was technically in Miami beach but right on the border of south beach. I remember we walked across the street to the sand and and laid out for a few hours and then did some shopping, all the while drinking margaritas. We were pretty bombed by the time we made it to the club, everything's a bit foggy. At some point one of us must've accepted a drink from a dude on the dance floor and passed it to the other. Drink was roofied. I blacked out while still at the club. My sister remembers us getting in a cab.

Flash forward to the morning after and I awake to the sound of my sister freaking out and calling my name. She had awoken in bed in a pool of her own vomit and couldn't find me anywhere. I had some point stumbled to the bathroom and puked in and around, but mostly around, the toilet and then crawled into the tub to pass out.

The hangover was shitty not only from the amount of alcohol but also being drugged. We both felt gross for a few days after. Happy birthday me.

I woke up hungover as fuck once with no shoes and a random sweatshirt (that was NOT mine) on. After trying to figure out what happened I remembered I fell asleep next to a pile of laundry at an after party and must've grabbed a sweatshirt. As for the shoes, no idea where they went lol. Also woke up hungover with a dog that I'd taken from an after party. Asked the owner before hand and he was cool with it but yeah...got a dog that night lol.

Posted by LadyNeptune
My 21st birthday...flew out to my sisters who at the time was living in Florida. She was technically in Miami beach but right on the border of south beach. I remember we walked across the street to the sand and and laid out for a few hours and then did some shopping, all the while drinking margaritas. We were pretty bombed by the time we made it to the club, everything's a bit foggy. At some point one of us must've accepted a drink from a dude on the dance floor and passed it to the other. Drink was roofied. I blacked out while still at the club. My sister remembers us getting in a cab.

Flash forward to the morning after and I awake to the sound of my sister freaking out and calling my name. She had awoken in bed in a pool of her own vomit and couldn't find me anywhere. I had some point stumbled to the bathroom and puked in and around, but mostly around, the toilet and then crawled into the tub to pass out.

The hangover was shitty not only from the amount of alcohol but also being drugged. We both felt gross for a few days after. Happy birthday me.

That's straight out of a Lifetime movie! Thank God nothing else happened.

Posted by CuddleBug88
I woke up hungover as fuck once with no shoes and a random sweatshirt (that was NOT mine) on. After trying to figure out what happened I remembered I fell asleep next to a pile of laundry at an after party and must've grabbed a sweatshirt. As for the shoes, no idea where they went lol. Also woke up hungover with a dog that I'd taken from an after party. Asked the owner before hand and he was cool with it but yeah...got a dog that night lol.

? @ taking a dog. Did you keep it or was it just a hey lemme kick it with your dog for a little while?

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Posted by CuddleBug88
I woke up hungover as fuck once with no shoes and a random sweatshirt (that was NOT mine) on. After trying to figure out what happened I remembered I fell asleep next to a pile of laundry at an after party and must've grabbed a sweatshirt. As for the shoes, no idea where they went lol. Also woke up hungover with a dog that I'd taken from an after party. Asked the owner before hand and he was cool with it but yeah...got a dog that night lol.

? @ taking a dog. Did you keep it or was it just a hey lemme kick it with your dog for a little while?

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I kept him for a few months. I moved and couldn't bring him with so a friend of mine took him. He was a cute little shit.

Posted by EnochtheWise
absolute worst was actually 2nd yr of high school....

I went to a neighborhood party at a friends house. they had some purple punch there, and all I know is that it tasted just like Children's Dimetapp which brought back pleasant childhood memories. I just kept drinking and drinking....it may have been spiked with something because I felt amazing and my visuals were way more messed up than any time I've ever been drunk. All I remember is that fights broke out, the cops came, and I hid in a room in the house and passed out....I woke up on the floor by myself in my friend's sister's bedroom and every cell of my body was in pain. I prayed a lot....I really thought I was going to die and I may have cried a little...lol.

I had to puke really bad and I was terrified because this was my friend's older sister, she was extremely hot - like Christina Applegate hot in her prime - and the biggest bytch ever. I had a major crush on her most of my adolescence. There was a vent next to my head on the floor...lolol....and I turned to the side and just puked right in this poor girl's heating vent thinking that would be a good way to hide it....I puked a LOT, and it was nasty....some chunks. I think I remember some onions in there...I moved to her bed and fell back asleep. When I woke up, I had also puked all over this girl's bed, and my mother was hovering over the bed. She went looking for me when I didn't come home, heard from my brother who was also at the party that I was there....She dragged me out, screaming at me, with tons of people still there who had slept over, pukey clothes and all....So embarrassed...

aftermath was bad....only time I think I ever got alcohol poisoning...couldn't move the entire day, no strength at all, everything hurt....took a couple days to fully recover....puking in someone's heating vent during the winter was a very bad idea....verbally abused by my older girl crush for years....

That awkward moment when the heat comes on & it smells like onions, bile & ass —! And yes I'm judging the shit out of you because you were a sophomore in HS!

Posted by DivaCanLeo
I passed out on my 21st birthday on a boat party. Like just slept at a table.

Had a Taurus hold my head whilst I vomited in las Vegas. Way too many free drinks.

I never drink that much these days.

But I had a very fun and exciting 20s. Partied hard

I passed out on a train ride home, Halloween again. I think 2013. And I was leaning on this girl & my sis said she tried to wake me so I could get off this poor girl but she said it was ok & let me lean on her. Wonder what her sign was ?