The Hidden Rules of the Internet

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We're going to make or list some rules of the internet. They can be serious, stupid, funny, clever, or completely off topic for all I care. Go ahead, fuck it up if you want.

I don't mean the obvious rules like no harassment or dick pics, but the common sense rules hidden between the lines.

Rule 1:

Don't tell the person on dxpnet you've blocked them. Sometimes it's best for people not to know your a little bitch that hides behind a block function and giggles like a school girl about it. You may find a bunch of random people try to attack you, which means you're not gonna have a good time.
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Rule 7:

DON'T FEED THE TROLLOLOLOLOL's

This is a mistake we've all made at least a few times, but we trolls are becoming more cunning with this craft. Its almost to a point one can't tell what is a troll, and what isn't a troll. If it smells funny in any way it's a troll. If it seems soulless with no real point or goal in any way, it's a troll. You really have to watch because most trolls have lots of time and persistence. They are evolving. You could be good at ignoring a troll then get hit with a troll bomb. It might not go off today, or tomorrow, but eventually that troll with get to you and eat your delicious rage while even agreeing with you. You can't kill a troll because even of you did another will take it's place, and You can't teach a troll a lesson. You can only starve it.
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Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by Montgomery
Rule 2:

A picture posted (of yourself) is a picture saved and filed by some weirdo.

Standard.
Why assume the worst though?

You dont know how many people in real life wank to the memory of your face, tits arse or shoes no?

You'll never know so why even care? Shrugs.
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Who said you should care?

I never said it should stop you from posting your pretty face.

It's just the truth.

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Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by Montgomery
Rule 2:

A picture posted (of yourself) is a picture saved and filed by some weirdo.

Standard.
Why assume the worst though?

You dont know how many people in real life wank to the memory of your face, tits arse or shoes no?

You'll never know so why even care? Shrugs.
Who said you should care?

I never said it should stop you from posting your pretty face.

It's just the truth.
Well because according to rule logic 2 it would imply walking around with a paper bag on ones head? If i post a pic on here or walk down the street or have my pic up on the office website, what somebody else does with this imagery is beyond anybodies control? So why the concern monty? You did not answer my question ...😢
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Actually, I did.

I never said one should care, nor did I say it was grounds for not posting a picture.

I just said it would be saved by some weirdo-- a fact that has been proven on dxp

(and elsewhere) on numerous occasions.

What you've read into my statement belongs to you.

🙂

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Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by TrueFantasy
The Internet can reinforce your reason to hate people. Be careful.
Well if a reason is reinforced, is it not valid then?
Depends on who is doing the reinforcing.

How many rounds of communal wine did you sit for this fine Sunday morning?


😄
Zero. I speak my mind drunk or not. In vitas veritas 🙂
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Good!

You've been awfully quiet, lately... I look forward to your contributions,

as always.


🙂

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Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by TrueFantasy
The Internet can reinforce your reason to hate people. Be careful.
Well if a reason is reinforced, is it not valid then?
Depends on who is doing the reinforcing.

How many rounds of communal wine did you sit for this fine Sunday morning?


😄
Zero. I speak my mind drunk or not. In vitas veritas 🙂
Good!

You've been awfully quiet, lately... I look forward to your contributions,

as always.


🙂
Well i cannot shut up sometimes ...but my mind needs a rest. You know i always reappear though at the most unlikely/untimely hour lol 🙂
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You really do... and I hear you.

🙂


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Posted by Soul
Rule 7:

DON'T FEED THE TROLLOLOLOLOL's

This is a mistake we've all made at least a few times, but we trolls are becoming more cunning with this craft. Its almost to a point one can't tell what is a troll, and what isn't a troll. If it smells funny in any way it's a troll. If it seems soulless with no real point or goal in any way, it's a troll. You really have to watch because most trolls have lots of time and persistence. They are evolving. You could be good at ignoring a troll then get hit with a troll bomb. It might not go off today, or tomorrow, but eventually that troll with get to you and eat your delicious rage while even agreeing with you. You can't kill a troll because even of you did another will take it's place, and You can't teach a troll a lesson. You can only starve it.

Rule 77777

don't be afraid of feeding a troll. #bethebiggesttrollontheplanet