
People would not believe that you're already a lawyer. *Shrugs*




Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI have a Certificate of Membership in the Philippine Bar. I will take a photo tomorrow and post it here.
Probably because you're not a real lawyer.![]()
How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?


Posted by andswhoPosted by Deedee86LOL yeah that story will really cheer firebunny up
I hired a lawyer over the phone once. It was a holiday and he was the only one who answered. I was startled when we met in person because he was tiny. I mean really really tiny. Like 5'2", 90 lbs tiny. He had a young face too.
I had a hard time taking him seriously and he wasn't a very good lawyer either. He was representing my ex on some traffic matters. He kept postponing the court date and then never showed up and never returned my calls. My ex ended up with a suspended license for failure to appear. He charged $ 1000 for nothing.
I saw him on the news recently. He was a defense attorney in a well publicized murder case. It ended in a hung jury.click to expand

Posted by tizianiLOL!! Then I must be eating souls since forever ?
Well you have to eat a few souls, first. Earn your miles as a lawyer. Then people will see it behind your eyes in a few years time.


Posted by tizianiOmg wait!! I actually remember a guy once talking about this. He was my bff's brother. He thinks it shows on the face. It's not about aging or anything. He thinks ppl like me are born with faces like that?Posted by TeenaOh I believe it! lolPosted by tizianiLOL!! Then I must be eating souls since forever ?
Well you have to eat a few souls, first. Earn your miles as a lawyer. Then people will see it behind your eyes in a few years time.click to expand
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowhe's not?
Probably because you're not a real lawyer.![]()
How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?

Posted by lisabethur8Do you think I would lie about failing the Bar Exams last year?Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowhe's not?
Probably because you're not a real lawyer.![]()
How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?
@firebunny you spend a lot of time on astrology forums 😛 😆
are you checking up on us if we are bad people doing criminal stuff? like if we confessed we do drugs that kind of thing?
😆
or if someone here is doing bigamy?click to expand

Posted by firebunnyI'm REALLY looking forward to that. Except you know the problem, dontcha? You'd have to show the whole unedited thing with your real name on it, otherwise you can easily be accused of showing someone else's degree.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI have a Certificate of Membership in the Philippine Bar. I will take a photo tomorrow and post it here.
Probably because you're not a real lawyer.![]()
How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?click to expand

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowDo you know my real name? It's there. I hope you know my real name first or else, it'll be put on naught.Posted by firebunnyI'm REALLY looking forward to that. Except you know the problem, dontcha? You'd have to show the whole unedited thing with your real name on it, otherwise you can easily be accused of showing someone else's degree.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI have a Certificate of Membership in the Philippine Bar. I will take a photo tomorrow and post it here.
Probably because you're not a real lawyer.![]()
How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?
Unless of course you can get customized degrees that say Firebunny instead.......can you do that?click to expand

Posted by andswhoThe same site that says a 35-ish-looking guy looks 24 years old. Can't fool me, bro.
You are not baby faced you are baby sized![]()

Posted by firebunnyUh......is it........erm.......Fuhr Bunnier?Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowDo you know my real name? It's there. I hope you know my real name first or else, it'll be put on naught.Posted by firebunnyI'm REALLY looking forward to that. Except you know the problem, dontcha? You'd have to show the whole unedited thing with your real name on it, otherwise you can easily be accused of showing someone else's degree.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI have a Certificate of Membership in the Philippine Bar. I will take a photo tomorrow and post it here.
Probably because you're not a real lawyer.![]()
How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?
Unless of course you can get customized degrees that say Firebunny instead.......can you do that?click to expand

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowSee? I won't send you the pics unless you get to know my real name. PM me when you already know my real name and I'll send you the pictures through PM.Posted by firebunnyUh......is it........erm.......Fuhr Bunnier?Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowDo you know my real name? It's there. I hope you know my real name first or else, it'll be put on naught.Posted by firebunnyI'm REALLY looking forward to that. Except you know the problem, dontcha? You'd have to show the whole unedited thing with your real name on it, otherwise you can easily be accused of showing someone else's degree.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI have a Certificate of Membership in the Philippine Bar. I will take a photo tomorrow and post it here.
Probably because you're not a real lawyer.![]()
How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?
Unless of course you can get customized degrees that say Firebunny instead.......can you do that?click to expand

Posted by firebunnyThat's how the Terramine little willie pic fiasco started!!Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowSee? I won't send you the pics unless you get to know my real name. PM me when you already know my real name and I'll send you the pictures through PM.Posted by firebunnyUh......is it........erm.......Fuhr Bunnier?Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowDo you know my real name? It's there. I hope you know my real name first or else, it'll be put on naught.Posted by firebunnyI'm REALLY looking forward to that. Except you know the problem, dontcha? You'd have to show the whole unedited thing with your real name on it, otherwise you can easily be accused of showing someone else's degree.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI have a Certificate of Membership in the Philippine Bar. I will take a photo tomorrow and post it here.
Probably because you're not a real lawyer.![]()
How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?
Unless of course you can get customized degrees that say Firebunny instead.......can you do that?click to expand


Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowOkay. Whatever.Posted by firebunnyThat's how the Terramine little willie pic fiasco started!!Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowSee? I won't send you the pics unless you get to know my real name. PM me when you already know my real name and I'll send you the pictures through PM.Posted by firebunnyUh......is it........erm.......Fuhr Bunnier?Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowDo you know my real name? It's there. I hope you know my real name first or else, it'll be put on naught.Posted by firebunnyI'm REALLY looking forward to that. Except you know the problem, dontcha? You'd have to show the whole unedited thing with your real name on it, otherwise you can easily be accused of showing someone else's degree.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI have a Certificate of Membership in the Philippine Bar. I will take a photo tomorrow and post it here.
Probably because you're not a real lawyer.![]()
How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?
Unless of course you can get customized degrees that say Firebunny instead.......can you do that?
click to expand

Posted by firebunnyIf that's how you respond to iron-clad evidence against ands in his public indecency hearing.......he's fucked. You know what happens to pretty-boy-wannabes in prison, rite?Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowOkay. Whatever.Posted by firebunnyThat's how the Terramine little willie pic fiasco started!!Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowSee? I won't send you the pics unless you get to know my real name. PM me when you already know my real name and I'll send you the pictures through PM.Posted by firebunnyUh......is it........erm.......Fuhr Bunnier?Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowDo you know my real name? It's there. I hope you know my real name first or else, it'll be put on naught.Posted by firebunnyI'm REALLY looking forward to that. Except you know the problem, dontcha? You'd have to show the whole unedited thing with your real name on it, otherwise you can easily be accused of showing someone else's degree.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI have a Certificate of Membership in the Philippine Bar. I will take a photo tomorrow and post it here.
Probably because you're not a real lawyer.![]()
How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?
Unless of course you can get customized degrees that say Firebunny instead.......can you do that?
click to expand


Posted by GlaringTruthPosted by Deedee86Lol poor guy. You looked at him wrong and his confidence was gone thereafter. 😢
I hired a lawyer over the phone once. It was a holiday and he was the only one who answered. I was startled when we met in person because he was tiny. I mean really really tiny. Like 5'2", 90 lbs tiny. He had a young face too.
I had a hard time taking him seriously and he wasn't a very good lawyer either. He was representing my ex on some traffic matters. He kept postponing the court date and then never showed up and never returned my calls. My ex ended up with a suspended license for failure to appear. He charged $ 1000 for nothing.
I saw him on the news recently. He was a defense attorney in a well publicized murder case. It ended in a hung jury.click to expand


Posted by julietteehe can't
simple, grow a beard. it will add at least 5 years.


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