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An Aquarius in a room full of weeping Pisces 😀
An Aquarius in a room full of weeping Pisces 😀
That's good, really good.
A Cancer stuck in a lift with a Capricorn lamenting about their financial issues
Cancer~*Can you lend me a few quid, I’m flat broke*
Capricorn~😬
A single Libra at a party 🎉 surrounded by a hundred couples...
Honestly I feel like aqua and Virgo would be the only other sign apart from themselves they would listen to
Game show- A room full of Geminis and Sagittarius's. They all have a secret about someone in the room, but if they share it, they lose.
The twist- a Capricorn in the room with them. Sadly she jumps out of a window...
Taurus ... to arrive at a party 🎉 late and there’s no food left
😪
A Cancer trying to communicate their feelings in a room with five Geminis. (the only people in the room)
An Aquarius trying to solve a problem with four Virgos.
A Leo working with other Leo's being subordinates of a divorced Leo.
LOL What do you think would be the worst for a sign?
One Leo in the room with one Taurus. Yep it’s minus any funny and just plain ugly.
A Cancer trying to communicate their feelings in a room with five Geminis. (the only people in the room)
An Aquarius trying to solve a problem with four Virgos.
A Leo working with other Leo's being subordinates of a divorced Leo.
LOL What do you think would be the worst for a sign?
A Virgo forced to live in a dark cave with no itinerary and an unlimited supplies cleaning agents 🧼 🧽 🧹
An Aquarius born under communist rule.
A Cancer trying to communicate their feelings in a room with five Geminis. (the only people in the room)
An Aquarius trying to solve a problem with four Virgos.
A Leo working with other Leo's being subordinates of a divorced Leo.
LOL What do you think would be the worst for a sign?
A Sagittarius working at the counter in a library.
An aries walking down a street full of the elderly
An Aquarius in a room full of weeping Pisces 😀
Lol.....
An Aries Man being told EXACTLY what to do - AND that, No they Can't have what they want, because they've not considered the other person, or the other persons feelings - by a Capricorn Woman!
🤣
A Leo sun/moon being ignored and told to
wait outside at a talent contest .... in the rain
😀🥴
A capricorn who has just set the table for a big party with the fine china and the name cards, all according to a very intricate plan, and sag and leo mars enter...
(True story.)
For a Libra to be told they have to be single forever
The worst thing I can think of for Libra is tell them they don't look good/attractive. Unless other signs factor in like strong Gemini that would make them not give a fuck what people think of them.
A Capricorn in a room full of cancer pretending to give a funk about their overly emotional rants.
A Scorpio in a room full of their ex-lovers.
Oh wait, they're all just gonna have an orgy so... that's out.
A Scorpio man in a room full of Gemini women.
Taurus ... to arrive at a party 🎉 late and there’s no food left
😪
That’s hilarious on such a deep level;
Taurus ... to arrive at a party 🎉 late and there’s no food left
😪
That’s hilarious on such a deep level;
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It’d be such a catastrophe lol
Thanks for your kind and positive words on the Scorpio Thread ~ appreciated! 😊
Taurus baking their best cake with a group of anti sugar, gluten-free dairy free folk
A Libra stuck in a room full of decisions while every other sign has made up their mind waiting for the Libra to get their sht together.
As a Libra, I feel this ALL too much. My best friends are an Aries, a Taurus, and a Scorpio. I'm the worst to be in charge.
Libra here with the Taurus, Scorpio, and Aries friends. We are all male. They are all married except me.
This is our dynamic-
Taurus is married to a feisty Pisces. She is more of the talker in big settings. The Aries is married to a Gemini. Both are super funny, but he is more direct. The Scorpio is married to a Taurus. She is super quiet.
We get together on a Saturday night for a great dinner the Taurus/Pisces couple house. Us guys all bring whiskey/scotch/bourbon and cigars for a bonfire after dinner. We all bring our own and try each others. We all pull our fair share. This is why we are friends lol.
We discuss politics, movies, religion, people we dislike, guns, family, etc. literally nothing is off limits. Sometimes we get into arguments, but it is never serious. We are shooting the bull and having a good time.
Aries—not being able to work/create
Taurus—being hungry
Gemini—having to sit still and/or be quiet
Cancer—no hugs
Leo—not having attention
Virgo—not being able to help
Libra—being alone
Scorpio—crowds
Sagittarius—being confined
Capricorn—no goals
Aquarius—anonymity
Pisces—no dreams
Mars in Aries restraining their motor mouths lol
One of my exes had this .... he could not keep his gob shut. Luckily he was 6 2 and built like a brick sh*t house
He got away with murder (almost) 😈
A Gemini married to a Taurus sun/Scorpio moon. Possessive. Paranoid. Extra cheapskate. Mercenary. Controlling. Jealous. Cunning. Reclusive. Boring.
Ew… 😵
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A Cancer trying to communicate their feelings in a room with five Geminis. (the only people in the room)
An Aquarius trying to solve a problem with four Virgos.
A Leo working with other Leo's being subordinates of a divorced Leo.
LOL What do you think would be the worst for a sign?