TO THE MORONS

Many of you have evoked my name.
Why would anyone call forth the GREAT SHABOOM?
My words of wisdom for you DON'T FUCK WITH ME!.
In answer to a stuped question SHABOOM has no commandments just suggestions.
The first being you may have as many GODS or GODDEST as you want, But if you fuck with SHABOOM I will through a lighting Bolt up your ass.
The second yes young good looking Babe's may send me nude pics.

I HAVE SPOKEN SHABOOM

P.S. Do not seek me out I am very busy doing GOD like things right now I am thinking about Killing Q I don't like smart ass old fucks.

SHABOOM HAS SPOKEN ( or did he drop his handbag? ).

Forgive my sins the mighty SHAcough!.. I am going to —Q?? bombing you as long as it goes??_.. Then??_!

Fuck it anyway..! who cares??_

Long live to Anarchism..!

OLD FART

Your reference..?

You gentlemen are very funny.

That's the beginning my lady.. wait and see??_.

Many years of ??subtle?? fun, branded since 2004 and counting..!

🙂

SHABOOM old fart nut case he should stay in the gutter.

OOooh??_

That fart..?.. well I am 2 millisecond younger that the almighty.. I concur.. it was him??_ not me..!

Shhhhh...

steal my Jag I.ll steal your 51 MG TD

LOL Q, glad I recognize it for what it is then. 🙂 I'll just enjoy the show. Gents, start your engines.

Or not....😛

Glad to hear it..

—Subtle?? ladies and germs??_! The —key word?? in here and please keep it civilized?? as far as it goes and See if you can beat me on it —including —SHAcough and.. the ??_. —everyone?? should have guessed by now..??

The —bitch?? never give??n up..!

Again??_ who cares..!

Ready??_set??_.. go??_ (I guess)??_

Oh dear Q. SHABOOM has gone silent as gods do, would you like to have coffee with me while we wait for the thunderclaps to commence?

Let me make two lighting bolts.

Well, well. SHABOOM has descended from on high to grace us mere mortals with His presence. *dusting off chair* There you are SHABOOM. I'll go fetch the wine to wash your feet and dry them with my hair.

And, just as in real life..my prayers go unanswered.

Wait a min this is my girlfriend. Whats going on here?

BEHOLD! SHABOOM has brought forth a miracle. He has transmogrified from Automobile to the dreaded CAMEL TOE.

O.K. for those who bitched about my woman back to dead Tate,

jealous bastards back to the car DXP GOD thinks he runs the show I have pleanty of time one day he won't be looking.

Well gee Tate, and here I just thought her recent diet plan was going really well. 0% body fat.

The car is much better SHABOOM, classier. More suited to a god.

Oh come the hell on people. This thread is bloody brilliant and Tate doesn't want to play with me. 😛

SHABOOM has left with tate for the pub in canterbury come on down we will be there at half ten witherspoons at the east gate going into canterbury.

Later tater! One day I will have a drink with you. 🙂

MEG
Don't make me bitch slap you
the last time they ban me until 2004
I think I hit them with lighting bolts in 2003 not sure that was back in the day,
that was when I used to try and save the world
Cats were the most evil I tryed to baptize them
evil fucking cat put me in hospital.
now its squirrels fucking rats in fur coats the bastards next to DXP they are the most evil.
I think I need to lay down and rest now.

LOL!!!

And on the SIXTH day SHABOOM rested.

SHABOOM 2nd suggestion Do not covet thy nabors wife unless he is out of town.
there are 102 suggestions.