What to buy an asshole for his bday??

A junkie tattooed drunk asshole i.e my baby😄

I suck at buying for men, but I'd love to give him something cool/weird - something a guy would love (other than porn/sex😛)

Any great gift ideas—??

he's turning 27

Sun: Aqua
Moon: Sag
Merc: Aqua
Venus: Aries
Mars: Aries

So many As 😛

lol! *adds to list*

A hat would be good actually! Cause right now he looks like someone glued 10 brown squirrels to his head!

Oh also he gave me cash for christmas (I know romantic😛) which I haven't spent. Would it be tacky to add that to his gift budget? This way I get to hit the nicer stores for him. I won't tell him ofc 😈

Buy him a Willie warmer.

I've decided on a fancy watch (that way whenever he looks at it he'll think of me 😈) but I'd still like to get him a basket of weird shit to make him smile 😄

Posted by XXMR2NICEXX
Buy him a Willie warmer.

lmao 😛 yesssss. I'm gonna google that

He's a valentine's baby, which would mean I can go crazy with the hearts and stuff but he hates romantic stuff.. waste 😢

Posted by Claro de Luna
Get him one of those cute little voodoo dolls you can buy in random mystical shops.

That's good actually, and it's not like he's a scorp so I need not worry about him using it.

Posted by iceredrobot
I've decided on a fancy watch (that way whenever he looks at it he'll think of me 😈) but I'd still like to get him a basket of weird shit to make him smile 😄

Posted by XXMR2NICEXX
Buy him a Willie warmer.

lmao 😛 yesssss. I'm gonna google that

click to expand

lol

vocaroo😄😄 I cannae hear right now though I'm in the library 😢

Posted by iceredrobot
vocaroo😄😄 I cannae hear right now though I'm in the library 😢

Its just me acting silly, your not missing out just disguard it.

Asc Taurus 28.57
Sun Aquarius 24.41 XI
Moon Sagittarius 8.41 VII
Mercury Aquarius 20.07 XI
Venus Aries 9.29 XII
Mars Aries 8.03 XII

Both our Venuses are??in??his??12th house. Something very sweet yet tragic about that.

He also has mars in the 12th squ Neptune. And Neptune in the 8th.

Poor guy lol.

lol SultrySultana, take care with that 😄 that's like giving a Pisces a razor, outcome won't be good!!! haha 😛

Posted by DominOo
get him air.

package it in a bag.

Hahahahaha that'a the best one

If he *gets it* and laughs, I may consider marrying him.

LOLzies!!😛

Posted by DazedScorp

You mean a prostitute?

I said no sex!!!!! That would be weird to get your boyfriend a hooker.

GAHHHHHH I can't access my PMs!!

And I have a message, they'll think I'm so rude but I CAN'T i'm sorry 😭

What about whiskey stones?

Posted by happykitsune
What about whiskey stones?

I agree that's a good one!!!!! He'd love it 😄😄

Posted by DazedScorp

Posted by XXMR2NICEXX
Buy him a Willie warmer.

You mean a prostitute?

click to expand

Yeah lol.

Posted by XXMR2NICEXX

Posted by iceredrobot
I've decided on a fancy watch (that way whenever he looks at it he'll think of me 😈) but I'd still like to get him a basket of weird shit to make him smile 😄

Posted by XXMR2NICEXX
Buy him a Willie warmer.

lmao 😛 yesssss. I'm gonna google that

lol

click to expand

Cool! Is that you playing?

Posted by OceanDeep

Posted by XXMR2NICEXX

Posted by iceredrobot
I've decided on a fancy watch (that way whenever he looks at it he'll think of me 😈) but I'd still like to get him a basket of weird shit to make him smile 😄

Posted by XXMR2NICEXX
Buy him a Willie warmer.

lmao 😛 yesssss. I'm gonna google that

lol

Cool! Is that you playing?

click to expand

Yes

Posted by XXMR2NICEXX

Posted by OceanDeep

Posted by XXMR2NICEXX

Posted by iceredrobot
I've decided on a fancy watch (that way whenever he looks at it he'll think of me 😈) but I'd still like to get him a basket of weird shit to make him smile 😄

Posted by XXMR2NICEXX
Buy him a Willie warmer.

lmao 😛 yesssss. I'm gonna google that

lol

Cool! Is that you playing?

Yes

click to expand

Cool, cool, cool! Playing and voice, hope you're putting your God-given talents to work 🙂