When you gotta go, you gots to gotta go.

Consider that fact that there is an important meeting... my stomach chose to attack me at such an important notice.

Got stuck in the toilet with Explosive diarrhea.

Couldn't attend the meeting.

*smacks myself*

Any "Gots to go" stories from y'all?

Several years ago, I woke up one day with really bad stomach pains. I've been constipated before (God knows I've taken a few mean shiits in my life) - but the pain was way too much and I was worried something ruptured or something. Was like a stabbing pain.

So I went to the doc and he recommended I get x-ray done. Refers me to the hospital, get them x-rays done, I go back to the doc the following week for the results, and he says:

There's really nothing to worry about, you just have some blockage in your large intestine."

I look at him sideways with one eyebrow raised like the Brahma Bull

and I go:

"So basically I'm full of shiit".

Great, as if I didn't know THAT already, now I got medical proof to back it up in case someone doesn't believe me. Oh goody!

Posted by RemixGeneralFishy
Several years ago, I woke up one day with really bad stomach pains. I've been constipated before (God knows I've taken a few mean shiits in my life) - but the pain was way too much and I was worried something ruptured or something. Was like a stabbing pain.

So I went to the doc and he recommended I get x-ray done. Refers me to the hospital, get them x-rays done, I go back to the doc the following week for the results, and he says:

There's really nothing to worry about, you just have some blockage in your large intestine."

I look at him sideways with one eyebrow raised like the Brahma Bull

and I go:

"So basically I'm full of shiit".

Great, as if I didn't know THAT already, now I got medical proof to back it up in case someone doesn't believe me. Oh goody!

BWAHAHAHA!!

Now that was a good pun.

That gas feeling inside the stomach actually stings...

I lose my balls man.

Posted by littlenanobyte
I have IBS so it's just everyday life for me, ya know

Oh man.. does it hurt bad?

Just dropped a big one after holding for 3 hours. Was at a solemn family event so I wasn't able to tear myself away. Plus I don't really like dropping big ones when I'm far from home.

IBS Is horrible not to mention mix it with nervousness.

I always carry peptobismol.

Posted by quixotica
Wow. Gross.

Duh.

Is this sir horns or sniper? Or the other one Johnny Star user?

Ever had back cramps when you had to go real bad?