Which Abomination are YOU?

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by MoonArtist on Saturday, August 27, 2016 and has 9 replies.

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@Soul
11 Years10,000+ Posts

Butt Gardener

When life hands you ass, grab some flowers! That's your motto, Butt Gardener!

No fucks are given, and not just because you don't have genitals. People come to you because you know how to make anything fancy, and no one is better at dealing with assholes.

Whether you're planting ASSter or ChrysantheBUMs, you make everything a little less shitty.

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@Sssupes
10 Years1,000+ PostsLeo

Posted by Soul
Butt Gardener

When life hands you ass, grab some flowers! That's your motto, Butt Gardener!

No fucks are given, and not just because you don't have genitals. People come to you because you know how to make anything fancy, and no one is better at dealing with assholes.

Whether you're planting ASSter or ChrysantheBUMs, you make everything a little less shitty.

I got the same

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@Quantum
10 Years1,000+ Posts

I‘m Ass Lobster!

When the going gets tough, you have a team of naked men haul you up and get going! You're a juggernaut, Ass Lobster, and you take the world on asscheeks akimbo! There is no obstacle you won't batter down with butts crammed into your unthinkable briny insides!

Whether you're going for the big promotion or trying to help Birdie and Cub buttdoze their way back to the Enchanted Meadow, you are a tireless and fearsome force. Also, your stench is just unimaginable. It is literally the smell of mashed assholes, sweaty swampass and hollowed-out crustacean. Your resolve may be legend, but the odor uncoiling from your many buttcracks is an affront to God Himself.