@Scrumptious
10 Years1,000+ Posts
Probably me.
And the person who kills me is...?
Posted by firebunny
Probably me.And the person who kills me is...?
Me ?
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I thought you like me
Posted by firebunny
Probably me.And the person who kills me is...?
Me ?
I thought you like me
I do but I'm feeling murderous ?
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I want you to wear something sexy before you kill me
Posted by Scrumptious
If murder was legal...
You would. But only so you could rise in 3 days and lead us all to the promise land.
Posted by firebunny
Probably me.And the person who kills me is...?
Me ?
I thought you like me
I do but I'm feeling murderous ?
I want you to wear something sexy before you kill me
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May I suggest
"Relax, it won't hurt as much if you do."
Posted by firebunny
Probably me.And the person who kills me is...?
Me ?
I thought you like me
I do but I'm feeling murderous ?
I want you to wear something sexy before you kill me
click to expand
Holy fuck. HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by firebunny
Probably me.And the person who kills me is...?
Me ?
I thought you like me
I do but I'm feeling murderous ?
I want you to wear something sexy before you kill me
click to expand
LMAO

Don't tempt me
PS: @starwars said she wanted to kill me, but considering how little time she's known me for, it can only be a crime of passion. The effect I have on Virgos is well-documented.
Posted by cvurko
Being legal doesnt change the fact that it would still be immoral.

I know who's going to get it, if you see what I mean
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