@twinkletoes
9 Years1,000+ Posts
Why does it seem like....
??
I was going to post yesterday
Do you use a koozie when you drink beer?
I'm conducting research
Posted by The_Ands
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center job
Call center. Right. *WINKY WINKY*
Posted by The_Ands
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center job
He got into a wrong place and bitching about it. Was that call center job?
That wall of text I wasted time reading?
Wonderful, fun and all over great post!
NOT!!!
Posted by The_Ands
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center job
oh yeah
Hey MotherFucker, you know me better than I do, don't you. bitch ass.
Posted by The_Ands
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center joboh yeah
Hey MotherFucker, you know me better than I do, don't you. bitch ass.
click to expand
dude, you're fucking ugly.
Posted by The_Ands
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center joboh yeah
Hey MotherFucker, you know me better than I do, don't you. bitch ass.
dude, you're fucking ugly. later
Are you gonna PM teena a pic of the engagement ring you got her?
"Baby I swear when I am out of this call center job we'll get married forrealz!"
"Just one more... phone call..."
"Hello Sir this is Twinkletoes how may I help you?"
click to expand
What the fcuk ypi lmpw ab out teema—
Posted by The_Ands
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center joboh yeah
Hey MotherFucker, you know me better than I do, don't you. bitch ass.
dude, you're fucking ugly. later
Are you gonna PM teena a pic of the engagement ring you got her?
"Baby I swear when I am out of this call center job we'll get married forrealz!"
"Just one more... phone call..."
"Hello Sir this is Twinkletoes how may I help you?"
What the fcuk ypi lmpw ab out teema—
Lulz too triggered to spell —??
click to expand
and you're still ugly as shit. what the fuck you want me to do about it?
Posted by The_Ands
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center joboh yeah
Hey MotherFucker, you know me better than I do, don't you. bitch ass.
click to expand
Down Syndrome confirmed.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by The_Ands
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center joboh yeah
Hey MotherFucker, you know me better than I do, don't you. bitch ass.
Down Syndrome confirmed.
Right and people are sooo interested in your jed stories
click to expand
NO motherfucker. wait, yes
OMG you a ugly son of a bitch
Posted by LePetitFisk
You lonely, unemployed assholes better fucking leave my boyfriend alone.I don't usually break brocode but he is cheating on you with teena. ?
click to expand
I ain't yo bro, so what the fuck kinda code are we talking about now. son.
YO BITCH. YOU CORNY
YO BITCH. YOU CORNY
—??
click to expand
Why are you laughing so hard.
Posted by LePetitFisk
You lonely, unemployed assholes better fucking leave my boyfriend alone.I don't usually break brocode but he is cheating on you with teena. ?
If there's no PMing. There's no cheating. And what DXP male isnt cheating on their DXP girlfriend with Tina
Sources tell me there was some torrid PMing going on
Don't pull me and IDK into your love-gone-wrong saga with her, bro. You love triangle with her and Firebunny don't have anything to do with us.
Bro we are like the korean movie where our partners cheat on us and then we bang in a motel ?
click to expand
sounds like you are living in the movies, brah. either that or smoking some serious crack-cocaine.
mother fucker, why aren't you sharing—?
Posted by The_Ands
Look at him fisk he is guiltyFish his Hanes out of the hamper and see if he came home from work with pre cum
That can only mean he has been engaging in some torrid PMs without release because he has to answer phones all day
SHIT!!
I forgot to do laundry.
Your mama do yours today yet?
Posted by twinkletoes
Your mama do yours today yet?I have a maid her name is Gina
click to expand
And I think you are on crack-cocaine also but we won't go there.
Posted by LePetitFisk
My babe is steadfast, hardworking, and he cooks for me.
I like this.
A whole lot.
Posted by The_Ands
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center jobHe got into a wrong place and bitching about it. Was that call center job?
That wall of text I wasted time reading?
Wonderful, fun and all over great post!
NOT!!!
click to expand
Negatory, Motherfuckatory.
Posted by LePetitFisk
My babe is steadfast, hardworking, and he cooks for me.
Why aren't we married yet?
Posted by LePetitFisk
You lonely, unemployed assholes better fucking leave my boyfriend alone.I don't usually break brocode but he is cheating on you with teena. ?
If there's no PMing. There's no cheating. And what DXP male isnt cheating on their DXP girlfriend with Tina
Sources tell me there was some torrid PMing going on
click to expand
Fuck your ass with a fuciking piece of allthread, bitch
Posted by The_Ands
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center jobHe got into a wrong place and bitching about it. Was that call center job?
That wall of text I wasted time reading?
Wonderful, fun and all over great post!
NOT!!!
Negatory, Motherfuckatory.
click to expand
So you think you are pository?
Ha! Hahaha! You are frigging delusional like Cinderella...
Posted by LePetitFisk
You lonely, unemployed assholes better fucking leave my boyfriend alone.I don't usually break brocode but he is cheating on you with teena. ?
If there's no PMing. There's no cheating. And what DXP male isnt cheating on their DXP girlfriend with Tina
Sources tell me there was some torrid PMing going on
Fuck your ass with a fuciking piece of allthread, bitch
It's over bro
I just have one last question...
Would you go hunting in these shorts?
click to expand
NO dumbshit but i'm pretty sure I could make your loser-ass disappear.
Call your mama if she ain't call you today, bitch.
Did this help you understand your situation?
dxpnet has hosted real conversations like this since 2000. If you value independent communities, you can support the site below.
Every contribution helps keep dxpnet independent and ad-light.
Join the Conversation. Explore Yourself. Connect with Others.
Discover insights, swap stories, and find people. dxpnet is where experiences turn into understanding.
Create Your Free Account →
New message board posts are completely ridiculous?
Like some dumbass halfwit just decided to make a thread because their attention span just went to shit and thought it would be a good idea to write some bullshit that no one gives a fuck about
i fucking blame
@the_ands becase he's just dumber than dirt
@firebunny because he's a straight up pussy