Would you meet someone from DXP in RL? (Page 2)

Not in my house you're not. LOL I'll direct you both to a lovely hotel where you can be a sideshow in peace.

LOL Good luck Scorpio!

No dice Scorp. I have chilluns in this house. You trying to burn their eyes out?

LOL!!! 2-3 minute show. WhatEVER. 😛

Poor dude. LOL Get that Libra you. *tapping watch*

*brow raised* Well then, what're you waiting for? Need a Bull shove from behind to kick start your ass into motion?

ROFLMAO Who cares if you're black?

*gasp* I happen to DIG Italians! What would food be without Italian food, I ask you? Glorious stuff.
Now..needing a cuff for dat woid der Dapper, or does I hasta much you up, schee?

Like mine? Last week, in my living room, I'm just that fly. LOL It's a good pic, the Army, did you serve?

muSh, !@#@@! $ % ! typos.

I did indeed say 'dig', I'm old school. LOL Well, well, naughty man. Army after lock down.
Ahhh shades of Bugs Bunny there, one of the gangster toons. Shades of Cagney, "You're comin' wit' me schee, and you's coming quiet likes or I has'ta mush ya's up."

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Mreh see! C'mon yous mugs, this guy's already been worked over, mreh!

You got it! 🙂 Dunno Daps, is 40 the official age to become a cougar? *eyes narrowed* and what succulent young thang should I hunt down, bag and tag? LOL

*waving at Sam* I am well thanks, how are you pretty lady? I should send you the recipe for that pie so you can try it out and see for yourself. 🙂

Miss you too Sam, I'm always a PM away you. And I have the extra added hilarity factor of IM's. 🙂 And of course you can make it just as well, I'll always answer a cooking question. Have my magic wooden spoon ever at the ready *saluting*.

Oh dear, young Italian or black men, eh? And what is the required formula for such a foray into the jungle, is there a Cougar 101 class needing attending?

And then there is the problem of "Awwww, but he's so purdy, can I keeps him? Huh, can I?" Taureans sure do like to hang onto their toys.

LOL!! Sorry, that was in code. It means I have never been a Cougar.

LOL!!! Hmmmmmmm.

And here comes the Army! Shooooo! *salaaming* All hail ASLEEP.

My FIRE Daps, my Fire. A rocket fueled half pint I am. 🙂

Nawwwww, I don't need that. Crack is whack. I have more important things to do with my time than weight 95 lbs., with 3 teeth and picking at my skin.

Nope, only thing going up my nose is a finger, in a Kleenex to boot.

Nope, don't do drugs, drink rarely, and I'm perfectly happy with that. 🙂

But why Daps? What purpose would it serve?

There's that innocent look again. And my B.S. detector is going off. 😄

*bullish snort* I shouldn't be laughing at that, but I am.

LOL I thought so. Mmmmmm me? A cougar? I don't know. Does anyone set out to be a cougar? Just boils down to attraction factor and what grooves you as a human being, no? Say...if I fell in love with a younger man and he me, does that make me a cougar yet? There really should be a guidebook.

And what if the man were older than I by a decade, what does that make him..the panther to my cougar?

is this a dating site too? LOL

Daps has it in for a Libra, LOL.

LOL I'm afraid not. I have never ripped anyone off. I'm dreadfully boring like that.

Hmmm, though I do indeed like a bargain, I'd be wary that it would be TOO good. Too good to be true.

Have anything in a '48 IH truck, 3 on the tree for $ 2,500?

Probably not, but I'm a cautious person. I'd want everything on the level.

And what are you talking here, storefront of the back of a semi, darting fervent looks behind you while you flaunt your wares?

Well, first off, I wouldn't have a Denali out my rear end. Too huge, too much of a gas guzzler. D'ya know those things are so tall that they don't even clear hospital parking within the building? Not to mention that same 60K sticker you mentioned would buy an entire house in this area. It would be a mutha to insure, a nightmare to maintain. Parts would astronomical. Not a good buy in my opinion.

Well, there you have it. That was not my first thought at all. 😛

Nope, I wouldn't. I wouldn't feel right about it.

Nope, not really. I am just a cautious person, and any *deal* that is over the top too good to be true usually is. I like to level the playing field and make sure before I lay down hard earned paper for ANYTHING. Whether it's 5 dollars, or 5 grand. Something like that would trigger the hackles on the back of my neck, I'd want to dive in and ask around, know I'm not getting the old shaftola.

And no, I do not feel right about making an easy buck. Making bucks takes sweat, and hard work. That way you can sit back at the end of the day, feeling an iced tea bead down the glass and say "Hell yes that's mine, and I busted ASS for it."

I'm an odd duck alright. Always have been and come April I'll be up to 40 years in my cool brand of weird. I'm a bit more wily than that. It would get my wind up alright, sure as shit stinks.

Welcome to the 'bid'ness' side of Taurus. 🙂

Do your worst Scorp.

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Posted by Television
it might be a lil awkward after awhile...what will we talk about?

Me: so dxp is pretty crazy right?

RandomDXPer: yeah...yeah it is...

Me: so often do you like to log on?

R😱 oh you know...depends...

Me: these are good beers. this place has great drinks...

R😱 yeah.

Me: .......

R😱 ....

Me: I should probably go....

R😱 Yeah I need to get going too...

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what about astrology?

YEAH! we could get all fired up about astrology....Fires to the right and Earth signs to the left!! it could be like westside story with the sharks and the jets and then we would sing show tunes and dance and then there would be a knife fight!

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that was just gay

Well then, what is it? Animals in need, someone ailing...you've got a super secret account for me loaded with cash if I provide drivers license and other pertinent information? A relative passed away, leaving me money. Orphans, pictures of huge liquid puppy eyes?

I thought it was funny AA, and very 'West Side Story'. LOL

Pffffft. My town isn't even on most maps. And maybe those organs would be better used elsewhere. Enjoy that bank, and that orange jumpsuit. That is if my father doesn't find you first. 😛

*brow raised* Is that so? Well if I never entered into such a nefarious contract of doom, then stalking me serves zero purpose.

Enjoy your evening Daps. Go with God on your quest.

LOL Go. NOW. You've work to do and a woman to slather over later.

He probably already is. Sitting at the sidelines shaking his head.

haha, nothings changed with you scorpius has it?

and vb stop it! poor man thinks he has the upper hand but i know what's really going down here