ya know what sucks? (Page 2)

Posted by DazedScorp

Posted by Nights22
Well at least the last guy anyway. Its not hard to answer a text.

There are times when I go a day or two without realizing that I have unread text messages...

If it's really that important, then call me. If I don't answer, then I'm prob busy.

If I don't answer a text, I'm either at work, or asleep...or damn near 90% of every day of my life.
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this kid.

Posted by DazedScorp

If they are just "dating" then he should't be pissed if she doesn't answer every single crybaby text two seconds after he sends it.

He should realize that the girl has a life, and it doesn't revolve around him.

tonight i have no life, HOWEVER, normally i do. so that is a very valid point. i almost never deliberately ignore texts. i think you have to make allowances for the fact that not everyone stares at their phone waiting for it to light up 24/7.

the last time i dated, this guy flipped out on me because i took 10 mins to respond to a text he sent. went full on psycho and started calling me all sorts of distasteful things. i wish i could remember exactly what he said. i was completely baffled.

LOL elle, the guy who went psycho on me for taking 10 mins to respond to his text was a virgo.

Posted by ianthepisces
i have an idea for my voice mail message... tell me what you guys think about it..

obviously i didnt answer your call, dont take it personal.. i dont do phone calls, and i wont listen to this voice mail either so dont bother leaving a message.. if this is an important message please text me so i can get back to you...

i love it.

I'm here too, but probably shouldn't be 😛

TV: as part of his rant, he suggested that i delete his number since he "wasn't important enough to respond to." the last text i ever sent to him said, "deleting your number now, you should do the same with mine."

i think elle has beautiful eyes.

Well fuck dude, way to pick the most obscure shows ever!!!

Posted by Nights22

Posted by Awakened
Well fuck dude, way to pick the most obscure shows ever!!!

lmao
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does this mean you failed? please?

Seriously! I have no clue where to begin on this one! Haha, I am media-tarded!!!!

Elle gets compliments on her eyes, but most people tell me I look like I'm about to rip their spines out even if I'm in a good mood!!!

I have a MEEEEEN countenance.

Posted by trifles light as air*

Posted by Nights22

Posted by Awakened
Well fuck dude, way to pick the most obscure shows ever!!!

lmao

does this mean you failed? please?
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Woman, don't make me, make you blush.

Posted by DazedScorp

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Posted by TV

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Posted by Awakened
Well fuck dude, way to pick the most obscure shows ever!!!

lmao

Three's company, Days?

you weren't even born yet.

oh just fucking give away answers! Fucking tv mother fucker

How does TV know that?
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEEEEEET SONNNNNNNNN

Posted by ellessque

Posted by Awakened
Elle gets compliments on her eyes, but most people tell me I look like I'm about to rip their spines out even if I'm in a good mood!!!

I have a MEEEEEN countenance.

we can't see your eyes so we have to use our imagination, and yes, you look mean 😄

not as mean as the joker avi though. every time you talked with that one it made you sound mean and i just wanted to argue with you.
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Shush Elle! You're lucky I like you! I'd buy you a drink and that's not a habit of mine!

Heh, well I'm pretty much finished on this challenge. I'm TV-tarded, seriously. I don't watch it much outside politics and cooking :/

come on knock on our door. we've been waitin' for you. blah di blah di di da, blah da di di dah, three's company toooo

my dad used to watch reruns of that show when i was a young'n

it probably had nothing to do with that blonde chick.

Best show is Hell on Wheels and Walking Dead!

Shows? W/e......

Posted by TV
Three's Company is da shit!

When I was lil I used watch that show and think "this Jack guy has it all figured out".

My opinion hasn't changed.

yeah? cause all i remember from that show is suzanne sommers boobs.

No shaving? Makes them lil' shorts all the more edgier! No pass on bush! I like easy access to the clit.

Posted by Awakened
No shaving? Makes them lil' shorts all the more edgier! No pass on bush! I like easy access to the clit.

nothing sexier than a bit'o'bush peeking out from under the hem of her shorts.

i know ian would agree, if he hadn't disappeared like an illegitimate bastard.

Yick! Can't do it. I like a clean field, free of obstructions 🙂

😢

Let's all go to electric avenue!

Posted by Awakened
Yick! Can't do it. I like a clean field, free of obstructions 🙂

honestly, my preference is somewhere in the middle. i'm not really into a jungle-in-the-pants situation, but yet the pre-pubescent look doesn't really do it for me either.

Trimmed is perfectly fine, but a full on jungle is naaastaaay!

i'm a fan of the landing strip. it's like my friendly little guide to paradise.

although i also appreciate many other arrangements

dom, that would be my new fav.

Posted by DazedScorp

Posted by Awakened
Yick! Can't do it. I like a clean field, free of obstructions 🙂

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lol! Sick 😆

dom, can "he" say, "i pity da foo" as well? *pleasepleaseplease*

dammit, i'm confusing my Ts

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Posted by trifles light as air*
dom, can "he" say, "i pity da foo" as well? *pleasepleaseplease*

well i have mr. t already engraved on my ass so...

Ms., he can recite the A-Team's anthem back there.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH

As for the OP. I'm not sure why you have such trouble with dates, Trifles. Unless your dating complete weirdos, it should be a fun experience and a few free meals for you!

So basically, stop dating weirdos 😛

I feel bad for New Yorkers at times 🙂

i'm not dating anyone right now, awakened. just........hanging out.

haha no really though, i just gave it a mini-try. part of me realizes i'm not ready. i figured what the hell. and immediately remembered why i hate it so much.

the kenyan——

So I have a story for you guys! Like prison, Iraq can get...desperate. There was an order in effect when I was deployed that basically outlawed sex! Well, some guys got desperate and "invented" simulations. I remember this cat I worked with was talking about his "inventions." I will spare the details, but I will give the inventory and allow your minds to work.

Toilet paper roll
Lube
Rubber Glove
...
Hard Dick

The only thing I told this guy when he explained his "invention" to me, was that he probably shouldn't admit that a toilet paper roll work for him! Lol!

Posted by ianthepisces
as trifles would say...

dicks or gtfo!!!

hell yeah son, representttttt

@happykitsune

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Posted by trifles light as air*
i hate dating because:

- everyone is so obsessed with making a "good impression". NO ONE IS THEMSELVES
- it's awkward.
- there's so much crap to sift thru...and by crap, i mean people that you're really not interested in but you didn't realize it until after you started talking to them on the regular so then you have to find some way to end communications without being an asshole and you know they're going to be pissed anywayyyyy.

that's just a few things to start us off.

Sooo what if it wasn't this way?

Where I come from people are themselves, it's only awkward if you make it awkward, and (I at least) know if someone is dating material within the first hour of meeting them.

That being said I don't date much because I don't want to get attached or feel obligated unless the person is my type, and a lot aren't.

dom, you've seriously lost me

Posted by happykitsune

Posted by trifles light as air*
i hate dating because:

- everyone is so obsessed with making a "good impression". NO ONE IS THEMSELVES
- it's awkward.
- there's so much crap to sift thru...and by crap, i mean people that you're really not interested in but you didn't realize it until after you started talking to them on the regular so then you have to find some way to end communications without being an asshole and you know they're going to be pissed anywayyyyy.

that's just a few things to start us off.

Sooo what if it wasn't this way?

Where I come from people are themselves, it's only awkward if you make it awkward, and (I at least) know if someone is dating material within the first hour of meeting them.

That being said I don't date much because I don't want to get attached or feel obligated unless the person is my type, and a lot aren't.
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where do you come from? i'd like to go there.

Posted by TV

Posted by trifles light as air*
dom, you've seriously lost me

Dom thinks you're into Kenyans.
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i am.

...wait what?

oh yeah. that's true, i did list kenyans as my #1 interest. forgot all about it.

@happykitsune

15 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by trifles light as air*
where do you come from? i'd like to go there.

A small townish city. The bigger the city the more bs people you have to filter through.

Maybe try Eharmony.

I'm at that point where I'm so tired of getting burned that I'm not going to do any dating. I have no interest in any guys as of now and if I do they can be a friend until I feel like they're ready to be in a relationship because too often I have given in too soon. I just want something that works

no one betta click on my profile unless they want to be subjected to....

AUTOPLAYYYYYYYYY