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A New Holiday
lol,well mr.pisces had asked me for a lap dance today...
Okay,well,first of all,me and mr.pisces don't do anything for valentines day because its so freakin cheezy,fake,non "real" holiday,etc.but now that I sent him that in an e-mail hes asking me what I want for valentines days.I wasn't serious😢
LOL Tia! Apparently he was SERIOUS! You better go steak shopping sweetie and get ready for the New Holiday! 😉 I bet March 20 won't get here fast enough for your Mr. Pisces!......*smiles*
Yeah, keep spreading the JOY!
Yeah, keep spreading the JOY!
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any input on this kind of pairing?
I guess,like everything it has it's pros & cons.
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http://www.mysticstars.net/signs/rpisc.html
Before March love relationships will be extremely cozy and sensual. This is an excellent time to begin new family commitments or ask for greater intim
http://www.mysticstars.net/signs/rpisc.html
Before March love relationships will be extremely cozy and sensual. This is an excellent time to begin new family commitments or ask for greater intim
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Subject: New Holiday
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentine's Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than anything.
Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret.... Guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret.... Guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self- explanatory.... This holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the holiday explains it all.... Just a steak and a BJ. That's it.
Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.