Open Relationships (Page 7)

Posted by ianthepisces
His mom must have his kiddie filter on...

His mom must be his sister...it's the only explanation.

Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued

Posted by ianthepisces
Is this like foreplay?

Foreplay for him I guess, I've never been so dry.

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only aries chicks can remain wet after being fked in the butthole by me, you didnt surprise me

this thread is full of love and hate. lmfao. Dxp as a whole is wrapped up in this one thread.

Posted by ianthepisces
Whats a di, and a ck?

hahahaha.

yeah tell him sexy

Posted by KingOfAries

Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued

Posted by ianthepisces
Is this like foreplay?

Foreplay for him I guess, I've never been so dry.

only aries chicks can remain wet after being fked in the butthole by me, you didnt surprise me

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ONLY...that's the smartest thing you've said so far.

Posted by KingOfAries
yeah tell him sexy

Umm I think she was laughing at you.

My Pisces friend....it's his favorite too...he's sent me so much of their music. I had never heard of them before.

Posted by aPiscesPrincess

Posted by KingOfAries

Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued

Posted by KingOfAries
it usually starts with wrong idea and bad feedback, but than the idea grows and dies once youre getting to know me, i can grow you into being my enemy or into being someone you NEED, its like inception only more complicated cause it takes more time

I know I don't take the time to get to know someone who calls me a slut, he's already proved he's not worth knowing.

thing is i called slut everyone who is a slut, if you consider yourself one then yes i called you a slut, but if you are not one you should not be offended unless i was right, you see, every bit of me is worth a life of 10 people, since you said that im not worth knowing you offended everyone on this forum, except for me, I forgive you.

lol! What if I only consider myself 'slut rising'?

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Let us hold our heads in shame then.

Posted by aPiscesPrincess

Posted by KingOfAries

Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued

Posted by KingOfAries
it usually starts with wrong idea and bad feedback, but than the idea grows and dies once youre getting to know me, i can grow you into being my enemy or into being someone you NEED, its like inception only more complicated cause it takes more time

I know I don't take the time to get to know someone who calls me a slut, he's already proved he's not worth knowing.

thing is i called slut everyone who is a slut, if you consider yourself one then yes i called you a slut, but if you are not one you should not be offended unless i was right, you see, every bit of me is worth a life of 10 people, since you said that im not worth knowing you offended everyone on this forum, except for me, I forgive you.

lol! What if I only consider myself 'slut rising'?

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lmao well keep rising

Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued

Posted by KingOfAries
yeah tell him sexy

Umm I think she was laughing at you.

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I dont care i like to twist things on stupid people instead, shame you didnt catch that

I didn't catch it because I can't be twisted.

Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
My Pisces friend....it's his favorite too...he's sent me so much of their music. I had never heard of them before.

you need to get laid madam, with all due respect of coarse

DM is amazing! Do yourself a favor H and look them up.

Where do you get that I need to get laid from talking about music?

bird you need to masturbate less you drowned in your own... body fluids

Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Where do you get that I need to get laid from talking about music?

wrong quote love

Posted by Slicks

Posted by iceredrobot
You guys act like sex with 200 men is a bad thing😛 whatevs being a *slut* is fun, and I use rubber so it's all cool lol

OH SNAP! you're a slag? Wha gwarn Lena 😄

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Awwww Slicks, I had a feeling you were a cutie patootie. 🙂

Carry on, folks.

Posted by tbird
DM is amazing! Do yourself a favor H and look them up.

Oh I have. He is very much into electronic music, he shares a lot of it with me and I enjoy it. He sends all kinds of foreign music I've never heard of....I love it.

Posted by KingOfAries

Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
My Pisces friend....it's his favorite too...he's sent me so much of their music. I had never heard of them before.

you need to get laid madam, with all due respect of coarse

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Are you really that dumb....? I can read, can you? Of coarse you can't!

Posted by KingOfAries
bird you need to masturbate less you drowned in your own... body fluids

How do you know about my masturbation frequency...see I knew someone was watching me. Take down your webcam.

Oh good DM (depeche mode ahem) is a really good band.

Posted by tbird
Oh good DM (depeche mode ahem) is a really good band.

Yes, they are!

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Posted by KingOfAries
bird you need to masturbate less you drowned in your own... body fluids

How do you know about my masturbation frequency...see I knew someone was watching me. Take down your webcam.

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i cant, its hidden, next time you call over TV cable people, maybe i will remove it ;P

btw nothing wrong with masturbation. Sorry I had to throw that out there.

lmfao damn you koa *shakes fist*

Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued

Posted by KingOfAries

Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
My Pisces friend....it's his favorite too...he's sent me so much of their music. I had never heard of them before.

you need to get laid madam, with all due respect of coarse

Are you really that dumb....? I can read, can you? Of coarse you can't!

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i explained myself that i quoted the wrong thing, why so harsh to me what have i ever done do you?

Posted by tbird
btw nothing wrong with masturbation. Sorry I had to throw that out there.

being asexual is alright but not for long, being selfish isnt good 😉

Posted by KingOfAries

Posted by tbird
btw nothing wrong with masturbation. Sorry I had to throw that out there.

being asexual is alright but not for long, being selfish isnt good 😉

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lmfao... usually I can come up with a good snappy comeback but you won this round. Touche.

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Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued

Posted by KingOfAries

Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
My Pisces friend....it's his favorite too...he's sent me so much of their music. I had never heard of them before.

you need to get laid madam, with all due respect of coarse

Are you really that dumb....? I can read, can you? Of coarse you can't!

i explained myself that i quoted the wrong thing, why so harsh to me what have i ever done do you?

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Then I appologize, I thought you were telling me I was reading it wrong. If you can control yourself then I'll be nice. You can't expect women to treat you with kid gloves when you throw the word slut around. And, no, I'm not a slut but you have no business calling anyone in here a slut.

I love mad men. lol Draper is a man whore. Sorry but he is.

Posted by tbird

lmfao... usually I can come up with a good snappy comeback but you won this round. Touche.

thank you, *bows*

Posted by LadyScorpP

That lovely dressed housewife will be enjoying the vibrations of the new washing machine which you have gotten her, you see she could not have helped but do the laundry, only to be relieved when she hears 'Honey, I'm home'. With a smile on her face, she greets you 'I am so happy to see you home, I've got a lovely meal ready, how would you like to be relieved tonight?' 😉

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youre so dirty... you need some butthole sex ive been prescribing it all day today and im very pleased with the results

Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued

Then I appologize, I thought you were telling me I was reading it wrong. If you can control yourself then I'll be nice. You can't expect women to treat you with kid gloves when you throw the word slut around. And, no, I'm not a slut but you have no business calling anyone in here a slut.

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Its okay lol i wasnt relly upset u didnt have to apologize, it was just an example of how i can manipulate people into loving me, after u said u hated me

does everyone else think dazedschorp is copying me, i mean i was first who had eye pictures on my profile now he has them

Posted by LadyScorpP

Posted by tbird
I love mad men. lol Draper is a man whore. Sorry but he is.

I adore Mad Men!!! Draper...he is a man of his own grounds

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Yes, yes he is...one day I wish he would be faithful to his woman. But if he was I guess the show would be boring. If anyone would come down with the clap it would be that charming man. lol

Posted by KingOfAries

Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued

Then I appologize, I thought you were telling me I was reading it wrong. If you can control yourself then I'll be nice. You can't expect women to treat you with kid gloves when you throw the word slut around. And, no, I'm not a slut but you have no business calling anyone in here a slut.

Its okay lol i wasnt relly upset u didnt have to apologize, it was just an example of how i can manipulate people into loving me, after u said u hated me

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My apologizing because you're a douche and posted to the wrong quote doesn't mean you manipulated me. You're not that clever.

I see it a bit differently....though with the washing machine, he won't have to spend quite as long warming her up when he gets home, he can sit her down on top of it so they can both benefit from the spin cycle.

Honey, is that you purring up there or is it the hum of the agitator?

She says "it's rude to talk with pie in your mouth".

Oh wait, it's the 50's...."what did you say dear? Your mouth was full so I couldn't make it out".

Hahaha, glad you like it. My friends and family always tell me I'm the humorous one.

The ones that have gone on before is 1/16 of who I really am; we all have a dark side from time to time.

Absolutely.

Posted by winterwrought

Posted by LadyScorpP

Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
I see it a bit differently....though with the washing machine, he won't have to spend quite as long warming her up when he gets home, he can sit her down on top of it so they can both benefit from the spin cycle.

Another idea that seems quite plausible MM&I 🙂

I'd think both the husband and wife will get full use of the 'new' washing machine they have gotten, quite the 'modern' family 😉

Mmm. Yes. But they should both consider redecorating their abode. With all new couches, dishwashers, recliners, chairs and tables. So they can then proceed to 'test out' every new couch, dishwasher, recliner, chair and.. er.. table. 😛 In every room, any room! Everywhere, and on everything! Just so long as they don't break them whilst breaking them all in. 😛

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I'm a firm believer in Christening each room, why not Christen each and every item in the house!

And breaking things....that's half the fun!

vaginaboob

Well that's no fun!

Posted by LadyScorpP
That lovely dressed housewife will be enjoying the vibrations of the new washing machine which you have gotten her, you see she could not have helped but do the laundry, only to be relieved when she hears 'Honey, I'm home'. With a smile on her face, she greets you 'I am so happy to see you home, I've got a lovely meal ready, how would you like to be relieved tonight?'

That was such a traumatic and frustrating experience to me, watching Betty going to waste like that.... on a washing machine.... If anything I'd like to come home to her smile every night, sit down at the dinner table and have her sit on it with her kitty in my face, a glass of Bordeaux in my hand, and occasional small-talk in-between. That's coming to warm home! 😉

Speaking of Mad Man, have you read The Women's Room by Marilyn French? It covers the same period in time only from the women's perspective. Essential feminist litterature, but in my warped mind it's pure pornography! lol

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by LadyScorpP
That lovely dressed housewife will be enjoying the vibrations of the new washing machine which you have gotten her, you see she could not have helped but do the laundry, only to be relieved when she hears 'Honey, I'm home'. With a smile on her face, she greets you 'I am so happy to see you home, I've got a lovely meal ready, how would you like to be relieved tonight?'

That was such a traumatic and frustrating experience to me, watching Betty going to waste like that.... on a washing machine.... If anything I'd like to come home to her smile every night, sit down at the dinner table and have her sit on it with her kitty in my face, a glass of Bordeaux in my hand, and occasional small-talk in-between. That's coming to warm home! 😉

Speaking of Mad Man, have you read The Women's Room by Marilyn French? It covers the same period in time only from the women's perspective. Essential feminist litterature, but in my warped mind it's pure pornography! lol

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Much better scenario...a fancy feast.