Seduction Tips For Pisces...

I am making these for all the signs, since so many ask. Fell free to add your own tips:

You should:

Believe that your relationship is the most romantic love story ever

Always be tender and affectionate even if you feel blue yourself

Assure him that children and animals are everything to you

Make him think you never were in love until you met your true soul mate-your Pisces man

You shouldn't:

Be careless in words, he is very sensitive

Put an emphasis on his idealism and criticize him for being totally unpractical

Make eyes at someone else in his presence

I'm going ahead and disagreeing with this. I'm a martyr, not a vagina

wtf?

None of those apply.

Believe that your relationship is the most romantic love story ever
*** wrong, Pisces are realistic and we tend to want people to be real when relating with us. if it's the greatest romance ever then, yeah .. but, if it's not then don't even think for a second that we would appreciate you faking it .. and yeah, we would know you're lying

Always be tender and affectionate even if you feel blue yourself
*** wrong, Pisces are realistic and we tend to want people to be real when relating with us. if you are feeling down, we would know this since we can sense your feelings and we would want you to express your blueness so we can show you that we care

Assure him that children and animals are everything to you
*** If you don't like children and animals, then they aren't everything to you .. if you do like children and animals then this one would be accurate .. however, you wouldn't have to assure us of anything ... we would already know because we can sense how people feel.

Make him think you never were in love until you met your true soul mate-your Pisces man
*** seriously ... this is absolutely ridiculous .. do you even know any Pisces at all or are you basing this off of ignorance? We already know how people feel about us, you can't fake it, and here you would counsel people on trying to Pretend, and then calling it True.

Seriously .... fuck you

Be careless in words, he is very sensitive
*** We want you to be real, how many times do people have to be told this? If you are pissed off then fucking be mad !!!!! Are you implying that we are going to crawl up into a hole all crying and shit? Oh wait .. that would be Cancer, wouldn't it?

Put an emphasis on his idealism and criticize him for being totally unpractical
*** We are realistic people, what part of that don't you get?

Make eyes at someone else in his presence
*** Are you implying that we are jealous? You don't know the Fish at all, do you?

Posted by P-Angel
Believe that your relationship is the most romantic love story ever
*** wrong, Pisces are realistic and we tend to want people to be real when relating with us. if it's the greatest romance ever then, yeah .. but, if it's not then don't even think for a second that we would appreciate you faking it .. and yeah, we would know you're lying

Always be tender and affectionate even if you feel blue yourself
*** wrong, Pisces are realistic and we tend to want people to be real when relating with us. if you are feeling down, we would know this since we can sense your feelings and we would want you to express your blueness so we can show you that we care

Assure him that children and animals are everything to you
*** If you don't like children and animals, then they aren't everything to you .. if you do like children and animals then this one would be accurate .. however, you wouldn't have to assure us of anything ... we would already know because we can sense how people feel.

Make him think you never were in love until you met your true soul mate-your Pisces man
*** seriously ... this is absolutely ridiculous .. do you even know any Pisces at all or are you basing this off of ignorance? We already know how people feel about us, you can't fake it, and here you would counsel people on trying to Pretend, and then calling it True.

Seriously .... fuck you

Be careless in words, he is very sensitive
*** We want you to be real, how many times do people have to be told this? If you are pissed off then fucking be mad !!!!! Are you implying that we are going to crawl up into a hole all crying and shit? Oh wait .. that would be Cancer, wouldn't it?

Put an emphasis on his idealism and criticize him for being totally unpractical
*** We are realistic people, what part of that don't you get?

Make eyes at someone else in his presence
*** Are you implying that we are jealous? You don't know the Fish at all, do you?

Get ripped apart by machinery, btich.

I believe those apply to me....

Posted by P-Angel

Be careless in words, he is very sensitive
*** We want you to be real, how many times do people have to be told this? If you are pissed off then fucking be mad !!!!! Are you implying that we are going to crawl up into a hole all crying and shit? Oh wait .. that would be Cancer, wouldn't it?

I'd suggest you take care of your OWN panty stains, hypocrite slut. You know what's really sh?tty, c??ntrag? Your vagina smell. Try to douche better from now on. You've been schooled. now run along, fishy.

*sigh* Harsh as P-Angel is/was in her terminology and phrasing.. I have to agree with her here. None of those sound like me.. or any Pisces (Suns) I know. But then again, I do not have Pisces as my Moon or Venus.. which have a lot more to do with relationships than your Sun does. Well, actually, my oldest daughter IS a Pisces Moon/Venus.. and she's nothing like this, either.

Where did this come from? I'd like to avoid that site if possible.

There's only one tip to know for Pisces ........ be real, whatever it is that truly moves you, let this show rather than some false image intended for impression purposes.

Posted by Nefer

Harsh as P-Angel is/was in her terminology and phrasing

What are you talking about Nefer? I didn't say anything harsh.

Looking at other people though, it appears that there are many that are harsh.

Posted by P-Angel
Looking at other people though, it appears that there are many that are harsh.

Cancers are diverse like any other sign in the zodiac. so shove you head in a bandsaw and chip away at your skull, you fckuing btich. i hope somebody trips you and you fall over a rail and bash your head on a cement block and they have to clean up your brains.

Damn yall got so pissed off, its like the response i would get off the libra board not the pisces board, chillax.. have a coke and a smile already lol

*shrug* I'm not pissed, CG. It just doesn't fit any Pisces I've ever known, and I've known a lot... we're drawn to each other like magnets, almost spooky. I actually read your Libra tips too (of course).. and most of those didn't fit the Libras I know either. Which is why I was wondering what website you got these from, and why I tried to (gently) let you know that the list is inaccurate.

I'm a Pisces Aries moon and,
this sounds nothing like me at all. Would be nice, but like the other person said (sorry I forgot your name and am to lazy to scroll up and find out) that we are realistic and would rather know the truth than be lied to.

Well KingPisces i didnt personally write it. LOL!

Which is funny cuz my ex boy-toy was a pisces and this sounds just like him. My mom is a pisces too, maybe thats why i love pisces people since i am a mommas girl and all! Damn she is overly sensitive, one wrong word and she freaks out or cries! Ugh!! LOL... And when she is with a guy, that guy better not look at anyone else or she gets very pissed. So who knows.... Sorry if it is not accurate for all of you. I Will try better next time, *Huggs*

'Make eyes at someone else in his presence'

Well,Ill admitt I agree with that bit.It depends to what extreme it would be happening.If I was with a girl and she was clearly falling for someone else...in front of me?...C'mon now,it doesnt matter what sign you are...alot of doubts would hit your mind about this girls integrity.That's if you were considering the possibility of a good,proper relationship with her anyway.

Well, there's at least one Fish in the world who seems to agree...lol

"Be careless in words, he is very sensitive.."

I would have to agree with this one to a certain extent. I'm not overtly sensitive, i really don't think it has much to do with one's sensitivity, as much as expressing healthy social skills. Much like Libra, i do appreciate a balance of speaking your mind ALONG with tact and diplomacy. It's not that hard.. And No, if you're really* pissed or careless, i don't care to witness it. Get yourself together first, then talk all you want. I'm not careless with my words, and i appreciate the same.

*Huggs&Kisses* King :-)

I would have to agree, as dreamy as they always try to make us seem, we are very realistic people. As P-Angel said, just be real.