@MeMyselfAndIntrigued
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Posted by RealTalk
AND YOU SOUND STUPID...
Well, perhaps you're right....you are the expert on this.
You sure do put a lot of energy into responding to me, and quite adolescently at that. You just keep ROTFL.
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
He was the love of my life, and the best sex I've ever had. I don't have to have had much experience to know he was good....
Love of your life? That's a lot of luggage to be carrying into a new relationship. Does that mean a future partner will always be number two? Are you ready for a new relationship? Questions you gotta ask yourself......
Experience can be quite a bore too in the long run. I'd rather let an inexperienced or "prudish" girl have her way with me than someone who's overly confident about what she's doing... and has done a milion times before. So more power to the prudes! Not that this has anything to do with you, just for the record...
Posted by enfant_terrible
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
He was the love of my life, and the best sex I've ever had. I don't have to have had much experience to know he was good....
Love of your life? That's a lot of luggage to be carrying into a new relationship. Does that mean a future partner will always be number two? Are you ready for a new relationship? Questions you gotta ask yourself......
Experience can be quite a bore too in the long run. I'd rather let an inexperienced or "prudish" girl have her way with me than someone who's overly confident about what she's doing... and has done a milion times before. So more power to the prudes! Not that this has anything to do with you, just for the record...
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No, I got over him a long time ago. He WAS the love of my life and I was quite young. There's a reason we are not together. I've not done a whole lot of things. I am confident in the fact that I am now much more comfortable in my own skin, I'm in my prime and I know my body and what feels good. I also know what feels good to a man without nessesarily having done these things in the past. Most of my experiences were the basic guy on top/me on top scenerios. I am just not one who will say "no, I don't want to try that". I'm more confident in the way I give it back than I was when I was last with someone who turned me on. I was way more shy. I would be a lot less shy now as far as my enthusiasm.
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
You sure do put a lot of energy into responding to me, and quite adolescently at that. You just keep ROTFL.
Quite the paradox. Uh...you started with me bitch. I was ROTFL @ what P-Angel said to you, (which was hella funny) & you responded in a "quite adolescently" way. What the fuck are you talking about retard? Contradictory ass smut, I will keep LMAO @ your ugly, old looking ass...I'd be pissed too if my dog looked better than me, sheeeeesh!!!
oh & ROTFL your comments too...
😛
*skips away*
LAUGHING OF COURSE!!!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
You sound more frustrated than laughing, RealTalk. Chill the fuck out.
Posted by RealTalk
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
You sure do put a lot of energy into responding to me, and quite adolescently at that. You just keep ROTFL.
Quite the paradox. Uh...you started with me bitch. I was ROTFL @ what P-Angel said to you, (which was hella funny) & you responded in a "quite adolescently" way. What the fuck are you talking about retard? Contradictory ass smut, I will keep LMAO @ your ugly, old looking ass...I'd be pissed too if my dog looked better than me, sheeeeesh!!!
oh & ROTFL your comments too...
😛
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I didn't start anything....just giving my opinion like everyone else. And you got your drawls in a bunch, not me. Like I said, I don't wear drawls, panties, underwear, whetever you want to call them. I go commando....because my puss is clean.
Stop talking about your puss, Intrigued! I'm having a romantic dinner with myself and I could really use some tonight... 😛
Posted by enfant_terrible
You sound more frustrated than laughing, RealTalk. Chill the fuck out.
Bahahahaha, it's not just obvious to me.
Posted by enfant_terrible
Stop talking about your puss, Intrigued! I'm having a romantic dinner with myself and I could really use some tonight... 😛
I've been having romantic dinners with myself for nearly three years.
Yeah but at least you had your puss with you ;D
A flick of the bean does not have the same appeal as a thick sausage.
Right back attcha 😉
Would a pita pocket be as good as a warm apple pie?
I'm sure I've never had a pita-pocket, but I take it it's a less desirable version of "apple-pie" haha
Hand: pita pocket, vagina: warm apple pie. If I have to explain then it must have been one of those things that only made sense in my head. It happens.
Hahahaha oh, I thought maybe pita-pocket was slang for a "looser" vag or something. So the answer to your question would be most definitely NO. I mean pita-pocket doesen't even taste good. Apple-pie has got it all. 🙂
Beans aren't that good either when they aren't part of a recipe.
Analogy overload! My brain is going ....error ....error
Posted by enfant_terrible
Analogy overload! My brain is going ....error ....error
Haha, I'll stop now...I'll just remind you of the house wife in her black maid apron bending over with her looooong handled feather duster.
That's not cool, Intrigued! Hours of foreplay and all I have ahead of me tonight is a long cold shower? Not cool at all. 😉
Posted by Nemesis
wow. over 300 pages of ................
As oppose to the other threads that are always on-topic and rich on content *sarcasm* ?? 😛
Posted by enfant_terrible
That's not cool, Intrigued! Hours of foreplay and all I have ahead of me tonight is a long cold shower? Not cool at all. 😉
It doesn't have to end with a cold shower....it can end with a few seconds of self love and a good night's sleep.
And frankly Nemesis, the yes or no answers aren't quite as interesting.
That depends on who you ask. Who's to say to what extent someone's answers should be? It's their answers to answer.
@Intrigued: Hahahaha seconds?? Obviousely my pita-pocket isn't as good as yours.
@Nemesis: Ribice moja mala 🙂 .....that's all I had, haha.
Mwahahahhaha, cute! Laku noc, Nem 😄
Posted by enfant_terrible
@Intrigued: Hahahaha seconds?? Obviousely my pita-pocket isn't as good as yours.blockquote>
It's not seconds? Then it's true, a pita pocket isn't as good as a warm apple pie because sometimes all it takes is one quick sample of the pie and there's whipped cream everywhere.
Posted by Nemesis
Posted by enfant_terrible
@Intrigued: Hahahaha seconds?? Obviousely my pita-pocket isn't as good as yours.@Nemesis: Ribice moja mala 🙂 .....that's all I had, haha.
Adorable
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
It's not seconds? Then it's true, a pita pocket isn't as good as a warm apple pie because sometimes all it takes is one quick sample of the pie and there's whipped cream everywhere.
That almost sounds like a dare? 😉
I hope whoever was doing the sampling sampled with his face too since those seconds couldn't have amounted to much for the owner of that pie.
Either way it takes a lot longer than a few seconds to enjoy a tasty pie. The pie is there to be savored, it's the essence of the pie.
are you sluts still arguing 7 pages past, lmao, i just come here to laugh at yall, i heard someone was concerned about my grammar and not proper use of punctuations, i mean, why should i care lol, this isnt my thread and thread is rather really stupid, why am i even here, sluts will be sluts no matter what, and YOU ^^^, give it a different setting and the way we met you would be inlove with me like anyone who spends more than prescribed time with me, im just addicting trust me 😉
it usually starts with wrong idea and bad feedback, but than the idea grows and dies once youre getting to know me, i can grow you into being my enemy or into being someone you NEED, its like inception only more complicated cause it takes more time
So be gone simpleton, no one wants you, trust me. You are about as addicting as a shock treatment collar.
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Either way it takes a lot longer than a few seconds to enjoy a tasty pie. The pie is there to be savored, it's the essence of the pie.
Quite a delicacy you got there, missy! 😉
I know enough thanks. I NEED you to go run with some scissors.
Posted by enfant_terrible
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Either way it takes a lot longer than a few seconds to enjoy a tasty pie. The pie is there to be savored, it's the essence of the pie.
Quite a delicacy you got there, missy! 😉
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See...there's no need for a smorgasbord, all you need is pie.
Posted by KingOfAries
it usually starts with wrong idea and bad feedback, but than the idea grows and dies once youre getting to know me, i can grow you into being my enemy or into being someone you NEED, its like inception only more complicated cause it takes more time
I know I don't take the time to get to know someone who calls me a slut, he's already proved he's not worth knowing.
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
See...there's no need for a smorgasbord, all you need is pie.
Pie, "a pie" or your pie? lol
I'm off to that shower, it's long overdue and then I gotta hit the sheets. Thanks for the company 😉
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by KingOfAries
it usually starts with wrong idea and bad feedback, but than the idea grows and dies once youre getting to know me, i can grow you into being my enemy or into being someone you NEED, its like inception only more complicated cause it takes more time
I know I don't take the time to get to know someone who calls me a slut, he's already proved he's not worth knowing.
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thing is i called slut everyone who is a slut, if you consider yourself one then yes i called you a slut, but if you are not one you should not be offended unless i was right, you see, every bit of me is worth a life of 10 people, since you said that im not worth knowing you offended everyone on this forum, except for me, I forgive you.
Dude, Do you inhale the laughing gas at the happy farm dentistry? You are deranged.
speaking of deranged people, nice design on your avatar, what have you been smoking before scraping it?
And don't insult my intelligence.
in'tel??li??gence/in'telij??ns/
The ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills.
Posted by KingOfAries
speaking of deranged people, nice design on your avatar, what have you been smoking before scraping it?
Shall I give you the definition of deranged as well? Yes, thanks, it is a nice avitar isn't it. It must be why you continue to annoy me.
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by KingOfAries
speaking of deranged people, nice design on your avatar, what have you been smoking before scraping it?
Shall I give you the definition of deranged as well? Yes, thanks, it is a nice avitar isn't it. It must be why you continue to annoy me.
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i know what deranged is, and what intelligence are you talking about lmfao, theres nothing to insult, so i didnt insult you in any way at all!
yes wanna get slapped with a di ck?
Posted by ianthepisces
Is this like foreplay?
Foreplay for him I guess, I've never been so dry.
Posted by ianthepisces
Whats a di, and a ck?
hahaha, maybe you're not intelligent enough to crack his secret code.
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