man...this is hilarious...

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school. After a few minutes of speaking he says, I will now answer any questions you have. Timmy stands up and says: I have four questions: 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

G. Gordon Liddy

In World War I a cree serviceman had Adolph Hitler in his gun sights but felt pity for him so decided not to pull the trigger.

we contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

Winston Churchill.

we use the word politics to describe the process so well poli in latin means many tics meaning bloodsucking creatures

Can i ask something? What is the deal witht the Republican and Democrat jokes? Is there a real divide in the States re- the republicans and democrats? It's like all the time you hear jokes on The Simpsons and stuff bagging the Republicans. I am confus

Hey Californians, would you like to see Arnold as your governor, or do you think it would be a big joke and that you should keep Gray Davis?

Bush is in africa, is he in the bush? is he getting Bush? Does he ever get Bush?

Lets just say....Australia was at war with Indonesia, and America and Britain (who are our allies)came and helped out. The allies used their aircraft and naval vessels but used ammo and misiles made and owned by Australia. The war went well (no casualti

At Gatwick airport outside london today, a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight with a compass, a protractor, and a graphing calculator. Authorities believe him to be member of a notorious movement. He is being charged with carring