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That is plenty old fashioned in this day and age. Courting would involve wanting to get to know me further. 😛
Things take time, there is the barn to muck out and lanolin afoot.
And man he is, but I wouldn't walk up to someone and say "Hello, how are you today? Would you like to sponsor an incredibly long airplane flight?"
My holiday it is, my fiscal responsibility.
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no silly. you walk up to him and convince him that he wants to go to the destination at the end of the incredibly long plane flight and that he should bring company along to enjoy the sites....after paying for a ticket. he gets to enjoy a beautiful city with a beautiful companion who sleeps in a separate room at a separate hotel that he pays for but you'll handle the room service tab and the mini-bar of course. 😉

did yall know q speaks persian? i thought he was an idiot.
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the last and only cap i dated locked us out of his house and stranded us on his balcony with a pot cooking on the stove upon which we had to call the fire department and once they finally got there and told us that they would have to break the door down we used a stick to pry the glass door open almost shattering it and maiming the both of us meanwhile the pot that was on the stove had completely boiled out and was on the verge of bursting into flames just in time for him to knock it on the floor and burn the tile so no..., no i do not doubt that it's been years as caps are weird.
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awwwh...poor taurus 😢 it takes us longer than most but when we're ready WATCH OUT! the two years was just time to recharge your batteries. everyone else has double A duracels. we have built in generators.

my gdad is a cap and he NEVER complains. he hardly spoke for the first 20 years of my life. he's more vocal now and although he's 80, he gets up at 5am every morning, works, does odds and ends around the church, volunteers, feeds the homeless, makes sure my gma wants for nothing and when you ask him what he wants...he says nothing. that he's a-ok!

one of my good friends is a cap as well. when she found out that a friend had betrayed her, her level of devastation was heart-wrenching. she couldn't fathom the idea, the concept that this person could do this to her. who was the person? a sorority sister...a close soror but what when she said, "but i thought we were sisters" it almost broked my heart.

so that's what i mean by simple. there's the being locked outside the patio and there's this other side that's just honest and uncomplicated.
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*looks around* what made it so obvious AA that you "knew it?" it's because my typeface is in black ain't it? damn font is freakin racist! black font is so damn aggressive and what not. taking over all computing with its arrogant blackness.

tate, i know that there are women in wales. i said that you haven't seen a living, breathing woman in over a decade. either that or they run when they see you coming is all. sheesh...must i explain EVERYthing?
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I am perfectly safe with the Tate. Always suspected there were women in Wales, I'm rather crafty like that. 😉

And without Britain there would be no 'Trainspotting', 'Shaun of the Dead', 'Layer Cake', 'Kinky Boots', 'Love Actually' and 'Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels'. No 'Wallace & Gromit', 'Creature Comforts', no Jools Holland, I would pout heavily.

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OH-EM-GEE! i LOVE shaun of the dead. utterly hilarious. transpotting was good too. AA - you can watch them free online if your nation has not blocked this site i use. i'm watching bourne supremacy now. i never saw the second one in its entirety and by golly, i shall watch it now!

tate, i can be whoever you want me to be baby. leather, lace, 5 inch spike heels, you name it, i got it you sweet sexy goat...ok, i just grossed myself out.
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Why is this a hard question to answer? As to the venom, I am anti-venom. I don't present myself to make ripples or step on toes. That might make me a goose, I don't know, perhaps it does. Conflict bothers me because I like to smooth things over.
However, even you must admit to cage rattling tubby. Whether it's to blast someone loose or just to be ornery, you do it. You know you do.
P is an entity unto herself. Perhaps she thinks it's purely honest what she posts, but sometimes it seems to just go straight for the jugular.
I am not like that, and quite frankly I'm uncomfortable right here and now. Why? Who knows. Just another fun facet of my personality.
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venus - they just stoled you from some unsuspecting asian couple while pretending to buy cinnamon at a market. that's why you have a thing for the spice you see. it dates back to your infancy.

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i have read some of p-angel's posts and to be honest with you, she seems ok to me. i totally get where she's coming from.

most people agree on the obvious...like q-bone. although he makes some excellent and valid points, how can you NOT argue the point without arguing the person? he's so over the top that normal people are forced to attack him as well as his ideas.

thing is, with q-bone it's easy to see how "off" he is. for someone like p-angel and myself, if i witness someone making what they believe to be a rational argument, i don't need them ranting and raving like q-bone to recognize they're full of shyte! just because you say it nicely doesn't mean you're not equally annoying/ignorant/wrong.

example would be, a woman who just had a baby and who threatens to withhold the baby because the father didn't come to see her/"the baby" one weekend. to see others supporting a mother using a child as a pawn sickens me. and it's that very scenario that made me join the site.

so i think some people are just really good readers/listeners. where most people get worked up over the obvious (q-bone and scorpiotiger), we get worked up over what we consider to be the "should be obvious." it should be offensive to most people to but it's not. and there's something maddening about that.