To the stupid criminal, ignorant americans.. (Page 7)

you're boyfriend's HOT!

i didnt know you were a bi-guy

6 ft 4 inch 16 stone

wow, that's the heaviest and longest poop EVER! how did it all fit in the loo?

dude, i'm totally impressed. you're the king pooper!

At it again I see. Going to have sit on one of you and hold the other back.

tub butt did you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxgen at birth?

no but how often do you wonder what it'd be like to have a adult size penis?

If it were adult size I would have to cut off 5 inch

hmm...i guess it got lost in translation. what's the word for penis in welsh? wee? i was referring to your wee not that detachable thing you keep in your top shelf.

no that would be your toy and probabuly the closes you will ever get to a real one,
OH wait I forgot you and Q are an item.

james i told you that i was sorry ok. i know that you thought we had something but i can not date someone who has the herpes. i'm sure there's a woman out there who will embrace each and every festering sore with the love of the ancients. but i my dear, can not. i wish you luck in finding your special someone as you will always hold a place really near to, almost kinda close to my heart.

LOL!!! Simmer down guys and gals!!!

Tubby, you didnt hear the news?.... James and I are back on again. I have forgiven him for leaving me at the alter. Although we have decided just to honeymoon around the world together because neither of us want to really be married.

you can't legally marry. he was born a woman.

Well, thats okay because Im really a man!

Leo lov Tubby Butt has gone out of her fucking mind first on another thread she raves at Q and here she has of penis enveny!

See, let me explain....

The pic of Tate in his profile is really me and mine is really him. We just like to swap for entertainment purposes. He uses my penis when he needs it and I use his vagina when feel like it.

Perfect relationship.

LOL!! Now thath jutht thilly!

ooooh, that explains his love of sequins.

now which one of you has a period?

Aw now, he just wears those because I make him. Don't hate! You see..... I love to play dress up and treat him like my little bitch! He likes it.

As for the period, neither of us.... we take too many steriods for that.

leo lov she will post again she has to have the last post watch

Hahaha! I know Dear!

And I wanna know who leaked the photos!!?? Bella? VB—?

Fess up!

Not I. I never divulge a confidence. Just isn't done.

Thats why I heart you VB!

there are photos?

james kept telling me he was going to send me a pic of him in his bday suit but oh my!

Me likey hearts! 😄 I guess I'll wish you both the happiness you each deserve. I shall go on....somehow *dramatic hand over forehead*.

HE FINALLY SENT IT! not what i expected james, not at all what i expected.

LOL VB! You are too funny. I can totally see you with your hand over your forehead right now!!

NO NO!!! That's me, NOT Tate!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boom chicka mow mow! Woot woot! Nothing like a lil' mustachio'd hoovering. 😉

I gotta get back to work. Gotta go tend to the sheep with Tater. Im gonna get the flock up outta here for a while. 😉

Posted by venusianbull
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boom chicka mow mow! Woot woot! Nothing like a lil' mustachio'd hoovering. 😉

Its the flavor saver, ya know!?

ooooh, the boobies had me confused.

Indeed, nothing like a shower later so you can experience the romance alllll over again.

Boobies are confusing, I often ponder mine, then I show them whose boss and put them in a bra. 😄

lol...as long as they're not big enough to tip you forward, you're good to go.

HUM B V boobys as good as the bread she makes I bet. hum booby bread dicisions decisions decisions

Good hand full or so. I won't pitch forward. They are rather nice. 😄 I could make two peasant loaves, set them side by side. 😉

stop it I am sick I need my rest bad v b bad v b.

*smiling sweetly* Okay, I'll behave. Don't expect it to last long though.

Q is off topic

^^^^^ We wont deary!!

and for the record... Im not behaving!!! EVER!!!!!!!!

Tis why Leos are sooooooo fun!

😄

Bad grils must get going I leave tonight for the euro place have work will travel.

We're GREAT girls. Have a care for yourself on the road sir.