Earth sign women

Have the stinkiest farts and absolutely DESTROY the bathroom. The fart fan only does so much...

I'm going back to water sign women instead. 💯

That is all.

I think women in general bomb up the bathroom more than men. Going back to water sign women probably won't help much. Sometimes I don't know who to feel sorry for, the bathroom or the toilet commode.

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
I think women in general bomb up the bathroom more than men. Going back to water sign women probably won't help much. Sometimes I don't know who to feel sorry for, the bathroom or the toilet commode.

Both! But if I had to huff somebody's farts, it's definitely going to come out of a water sign woman's ass. 🤣

I think that is an ignorant assumption to make. Any human being will have the stinkiest farts if they eat the wrong foods. Why don't you try 4 Quest bars. It will rip dimensional portals into your anus. And your farts will smell like rotten seaweed.

this thread xD

at my new club there's a really hot stripper named Miami who is replete with fart lore. a customer told me that once he got a whiff of ass, asked "what's that?" and that another girl said "that's Miami, she likes to fart in peoples faces." the customer said anytime she walked by he could smell toot. I don't believe him and I can't stand him tbh. he also said that she got a dancer fired after she farted in her face, then the girl threatened to beat her up so Miami told the boss. I believe that one. anyway, I was impressed by all these stories. next time I saw her I texted the bf "the Fortnite Fart Freak is here." I asked her if it's true that she's a fart enthusiast. she said yes. I said "we'll be best fart friends".

anyway, I hate when people conflate the smell of poop and farts bc one has methane and is funny and silly, the other isn't characterized by that scent and is gross.