Hobosexual

This topic was created in the Relationships & Astrology forum by Stensco21 on Friday, December 23, 2016 and has 31 replies.

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If you don't want to be homeless get into a relationship

Nah, it's my destiny and I'm embracing it.

You homeless with a internet connection?

She squats in the public library.

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I live in the library and by day I donate plasma. I am like a shadow in the night..

Until one day I found my hobosexual partner and let me live with him

Now I'm not homeless no mo

Those days of getting stabbed and walking in the alley and sleeping in the slide at the park are over

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Posted by Ram416
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If you don't want to be homeless get into a relationship

Nah, it's my destiny and I'm embracing it.

You homeless with a internet connection?

She squats in the public library.

I live in the library and by day I donate plasma. I am like a shadow in the night..

Until one day I found my hobosexual partner and let me live with him

Now I'm not homeless no mo

Those days of getting stabbed and walking in the alley and sleeping in the slide at the park are over

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I still take sponge baths in convience store bathrooms... just to feel at home

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Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
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Posted by Ram416
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If you don't want to be homeless get into a relationship

Nah, it's my destiny and I'm embracing it.

You homeless with a internet connection?

She squats in the public library.

I live in the library and by day I donate plasma. I am like a shadow in the night..

Until one day I found my hobosexual partner and let me live with him

Now I'm not homeless no mo

Those days of getting stabbed and walking in the alley and sleeping in the slide at the park are over

*beatboxes*

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Moms spaghetti!

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Posted by Ram416
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If you don't want to be homeless get into a relationship

Nah, it's my destiny and I'm embracing it.

You homeless with a internet connection?

She squats in the public library.

LOL.

But seriously, it's the description for my Lilith in 11th house - apparently I'm supposed to end up homeless and a homewrecker.

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lol I didn't know that was a thing. My cousins homeless home wrecker maybe you guys have teams Lillith lol

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As a person who has been homeless before the best place to sleep when homeless is in truck stop bathrooms and take naps at the library and if you have a storage room bring a microwave in there with some hot pockets.

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Homeless person thoughts;

Damn I wish I didn't cuss my whole family out and steal my moms checkbook because if I ain't neber did dat bad stuff maybe ma and pa would let me rest my weary head back on there smelly cat couch!

I would kill to lay my head on that dusty old couch! This pothole I'm laying in just ain't doing it for me... if only I hadn't cussed ma and pa out and lied and told mom

I was in the witness protection program so I didn't have to work... oh ma and pa! Take me back!

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Posted by Stensco21
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Posted by Ram416
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If you don't want to be homeless get into a relationship

Nah, it's my destiny and I'm embracing it.

You homeless with a internet connection?

She squats in the public library.

LOL.

But seriously, it's the description for my Lilith in 11th house - apparently I'm supposed to end up homeless and a homewrecker.

lol I didn't know that was a thing. My cousins homeless home wrecker maybe you guys have teams Lillith lol

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It's just the description - not necessary for it to come through though, if my moon and mercury can help it.

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Omg I haven't heard that song in years. My mom used to play it.

lol it's from my old 21 year old days with my friends

Holy nostalgia. Now you got me thinking about another old song my parents use to like.

My parents are weird. 😆

That's not weird. It has soul.

The song lyrics though. LOL.

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I love it lol

That's the first time I've ever heard that lol love it