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when people are actually what you read about or.... not:

was in the elevator on my way to lunch when a couple walks in and he blurts out to her: "Capricorn! (which got my attention coz well i'm here lol) ."That's what it says I swear to God." I look at him, tall and thin clad all in black, hmm Saturn energy? she with her bright mint jacket and dyed red hair seemed disappointed and kinda falls back behind him but later on runs up to catch up beside him and on our way out the building she says: "supposedly i'm some weird Aquarius." he shrugs and they walk off snuggling and holding hands.

awww at last, victory for non-pisces woman ❤️

oddest (and maybe for that reason), cutest pair i've ever seen.
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Rush Limbaugh is Capricorn sun with Pisces moon

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kittens i think i messed up

the cap sun/pisces moon is sulking and ignoring me

coz i sulked and ignored him first

hate this life

What else you waiting for— Cheats on him with Sagittarius or Aries man!! ❤
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eww sag

but nvrmind i think we're fine again

he still seems a bit hurt though

gee it was just one day