is it bad to sit on a girl's lap being a guy ??

This topic was created in the Relationships forum by popsun on Sunday, May 11, 2014 and has 14 replies.

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@popsun
12 Years

i am a guy of age 22. i weigh around 130 pounds..i just love to sit on a girl's lap..i know its kinda weird and strange..usually its the other way round..i know i am not that heavy and most of the girls can handle my weight... but still i don't know y i have this fantasy of sitting on a girl's lap...is it bad for a guy to have such a fantasy?
please suggest me some excuses to sit on a girl's lap without appearing myself creepy and weird...

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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

It depends on how you're sitting.

If it's on your belly and your ass is naked and she spanks it..that's a cool kink, man. Also you have mother issues.

If you're dressed and just sitting on her lap, you still have mother issues.

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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

Posted by Lucciferi
😭 I have mother issues? Noooooooooooooo
I like sitting on laps and being sat on. I'm not traditional with all that nonsense. I just don't give a ufck

Would you also stay in a chick's lap one leg over the other, smoking a cig hipsterly and drinking some whiskey?

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@aquasnoz
14 Years10,000+ Posts

I just had the funniest mental imagery of you eyeing a girl for 30mins followed by an awkward question "may I sit on your lap and confess my sins?"

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@LibraSid
16 Years1,000+ PostsLibra

It's mean to sit on people... Didn't you have siblings...or kids.

"stop sitting on your sister, jerk".

Besides, I'd hurt somebody... Damn, I'm two of you.

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@Tumelo
13 Years

French montana sits on Khloe kardashian's lap, but wait Khloe is also a GUY! lol

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@missnia08
13 YearsPisces

Lol! A guy sat on my lap once and it's funny because I'm 5'3" and he was like 6'3" (I love tall guys) he was tryna be playful I guess. So I wrapped my arms around his stomach very tightly so that he couldn't get up and I began to dry hump him (in a playful way) while he was on my lap. He was fighting to get up. He didn't like that at all. He said he felt violated. Lol. But he never sat on my lap again. Lmfao!

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