@popsun
12 Years
It depends on how you're sitting.
If it's on your belly and your ass is naked and she spanks it..that's a cool kink, man. Also you have mother issues.
If you're dressed and just sitting on her lap, you still have mother issues.
And its fitting this was posted on Mother's Day.....
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
And its fitting this was posted on Mother's Day.....
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Posted by Lucciferi
😭 I have mother issues? Noooooooooooooo
I like sitting on laps and being sat on. I'm not traditional with all that nonsense. I just don't give a ufck
Would you also stay in a chick's lap one leg over the other, smoking a cig hipsterly and drinking some whiskey?
I just had the funniest mental imagery of you eyeing a girl for 30mins followed by an awkward question "may I sit on your lap and confess my sins?"
My astro sign is gemini
It's mean to sit on people... Didn't you have siblings...or kids.
"stop sitting on your sister, jerk".
Besides, I'd hurt somebody... Damn, I'm two of you.
French montana sits on Khloe kardashian's lap, but wait Khloe is also a GUY! lol
Hmm weird
Is this guy a troll? All his posts are about how he's a weirdo and wants to be emasculated.
I guess it's better than having "wearing a diaper" fetish?
Posted by rockyroadicecream
Is this guy a troll? All his posts are about how he's a weirdo and wants to be emasculated.I don't think he's a troll.I think he is real with a real lap fetish!
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Lmaoooo
Lol! A guy sat on my lap once and it's funny because I'm 5'3" and he was like 6'3" (I love tall guys) he was tryna be playful I guess. So I wrapped my arms around his stomach very tightly so that he couldn't get up and I began to dry hump him (in a playful way) while he was on my lap. He was fighting to get up. He didn't like that at all. He said he felt violated. Lol. But he never sat on my lap again. Lmfao!
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i am a guy of age 22. i weigh around 130 pounds..i just love to sit on a girl's lap..i know its kinda weird and strange..usually its the other way round..i know i am not that heavy and most of the girls can handle my weight... but still i don't know y i have this fantasy of sitting on a girl's lap...is it bad for a guy to have such a fantasy?
please suggest me some excuses to sit on a girl's lap without appearing myself creepy and weird...