Least Recommended Dating Sites

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ARBITRARY LOVERS.COM

Background: Finally, a dating site that randomly picks names without any regard for the personality profiles!

Cost: Between $ 6.75 and $ 12.99

Customer Quote: "I've never dated a gay, octogenarian former Black Panther before!" - Helga B., Oslo, Norway

GRASSY KNOLL HOOKUPS.GOV

Background: The first, and probably only, dating site that caters to conspiracy theorists. You can learn more by downloading their book-length manifesto.

Cost: $ 25, before we all switch to Euros.

Customer Quote: "Andrea was everything I dreamed of...if "Andrea" is, in fact, her real name." - Reginald V., Dallas, TX

NO MORE LAUGHING.NET

Background: People with embarrassing names are often taunted as kids, and revert into a shell, depriving them of loving relationships. Such was the case with the site creator Ben Dover, who has provided a safe haven for adults who were traumatized in childhood.

Cost: $ 69 registration fee.

Customer Quote: "The moment I first laid eyes on Anita Weiner, I knew I was in love." - Claude Balls, Intercourse, PA

ALOOF CONNECTIONS.NET

Background: Describing themselves as "The site that matches up people who just want to be passing aquaintances," AloofConnections promises its connections very little.

Cost: $ 19.99

Customer Quote: "Without AloofConnections, I never would have known that the guy in the t-shirt was named Mitch. Or Mark." - Tori S., Boulder, CO

UNBELIEVABLE ROMANCE.CON

Background: Honesty is always high on the list of qualities people are looking for in potential mates, but not everyone is up to the task. Here's a website set up to cater compulsive liars, though our lawyers insist you read the 5-page disclaimer before you decide to try it.

Cost: We pay you $ 50!

Customer Quote: "When I heard that Brad was a billionaire rock star, I just knew he'd fit into my supermodel life style !" - Cherri D., Beverly Hills, CA

SLEEPER CELL HUNKS.MIL

Background: Attention ladies, are you looking for tall, dark, handsome and shadowy men from exotic lands? Then log onto SleeperCellHunks.mil and find an intense guy who wants to learn all about America.

Cost: 75 dinars

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**Mad Magazine, August, 2012.