MARRIAGE OR LIVE IN

Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant have a drink or two and a nice meal. She goes on Tuesday's and I go on Fridays.

We sleep in separate beds hers is in Kent mine is in Essex

Jamesey........should I be going out to buy my "Cilla Black" hat yet—!:-) Delighted for you both:-)

A x

Perhaps I should have said I am in Kent and she is in Dublin.

And then I'd say.....well just get a friggin' plane man!!!!.....it only takes 20 minutes to fly to Dublin!!!! - you're nearer to Dublin than to Kent!!!.....just say n'out! to "Kent Lady":-).....ooh la la....Kent really?..that's pretty high-class from what I hear—?

A x

Canterbury High Class for some maybe for myself not so. I hang down at Witherspoons pub with the rest of the low life.
We have riseing damp and a leaking roof. I talked to the owner about the bloody roof it leaks in my room. She says its a new roof they took the tatch off in 1835 and put the slate on . Now its leaking showed me the paper work I suggested she call the contractor and pitch a bitch.

Talking of Witherspoons......my parents always frequent those bars when they visit England......I hear the food is fab and the beer ain't bad either!!!!!

So it's raining in your room Jamesey......pity it ain't raining beer, that way you could have an endless supply...........

A x

Best food in a pub white horse in Bridge about 20 miles from canterbury.
Indian on a wed night can't think of the name of the place over behind the Cathedral on I think Palace St. Good curry.

I take my woman everywhere I go but she keeps finding her way back.

I ask my friend where she wanted to go on Holiday she said somewhere I havent been in a long time. I took her into the kitchen

We always hold hands if I let go she shops.

lol

She has a electric blender, electric toaster, electric bread maker. she said the kitchen is to small there is no place to set I offered to buy her an electric chair.

She told me the Rover wasn't running. She said there was water in the carburetor.
I ask why? She said its in the lake.

stop it right now

JT ... too much ... LMAO

She got a mud pack and looked good for two days
then the mud fell off

I don't know ... i think JT and Old Jake have it goin' on!! Liking the humor. again .... LMAO.

I like to copy cat him

Its a real talent actually ... and, a little competition is good for the soul ... and, it keeps me/all of us laughing.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling am I too late for the garbage. The driver said no jump in.

JT do you make these up? Keep it coming!

REMEMBER: marrage is the number 1 cause of divorce.

If one married tanya 023 one would marry Miss Right. How ever one must rememeber her first name is always.

I havent spoken to my woman in 18 months I don't like to interrupt her.

What a gentleman !!

our last fight was my fault she ask whats on the telly I said dust

NO MORE I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE

I don't blame you JT. You must be exhausted!

tanya lighten up its all for HA HA.

tanya lighten up its all for HA HA.