Sex Injuries are Serious Busnisess (Page 2)

Posted by TyDyed

Not really injuries, but...

Had a redhead puke on me while we were passed out from a wild night after a frat party. What a way to wake up!

Me and my Libra first wife broke a solid oak bedframe while banging. We stopped for a moment, made sure the floor boards were gonna hold, and went right back at it.

+1 for bed breaking😄
... guess the bed was the casualty here—

Posted by Pandybear
no chompping like bubble
gum?

You mean like gumming (no teeth) style ... hmmmmm sounds fun😛
ex female roomie knee a guy in the daddy bags for biting her nipple top hard during sexy time. LOL all I heard was
"Fucker!" followed by a painful grunt then moan....
Ah..... she was fun😛

LMAO @ "daddy bags"!

Sounds like a rough ride....

Posted by WasteOfTime
I actually like when a girl bites on the tip :X. Not too hard obviously but that and scraping their teeth on it is extremely pleasurable for me. I haven't had an injury, yet. I think the thing I would be the most cautious about is a bent dick from being rode too hard and fast lol.

what a trooper

Another nipple related injury....... sad😢
Guys flick, lick and lightly pitch or suck... that's all it takes.
I'm just saying.

Posted by Lobo
When the teeth scrap the head of your penis, lets just say it kinda ruins your day.
When you had sex three days prior and your back, nipples and neck is still sore from (wolf bites)well its a little alarming.
When your pelvic bone is bruised that spells trouble for walking.
When you need an eye patch because someone can't aim, that means your sight is diminished.
When testicles have broken skin or bruised it becomes a living horror just to move.

So kids.... Lobo says be careful, read your karma sutra, and and take the time to think how your partner may feel the next time you're intimate.


Thank you and safe travels....

The whole body aches!! lol

Trim those nails.🙂

FYI ladies.... control the cock don't dominate it😛
please handle with care thanks.

You make a strong point sir🙂

They are! And scary. icky

and nobody pointed out how kinky this dude is...

I get punched. I've been tapped in the face more times than I can count. Never from biting, though. It usually happens when I'm giving head, and earned from completely unintentional reflexes. Either my tongue wanders to some ticklish place he was unaware of or he is throwing me off in a panic lest he cums too quick. Really, though, this cannot continue happening. :/

Posted by TastesOfChaos
I went to see the movie Superbad and they handed out free condoms...

Anyway, I used to crush BAD on this Aqua for years and the feelings were always mutual but it never happened...either I liked him and he didn't feel the same or he liked me and I didn't feel the same...or one of us was in a relationship.

Then one nite out of the blue.... He contacts me. We chat, we flirt. We hook up and use the Superbad condoms.

Afterwards, we went outside for a smoke/drinks and he starts pacing up and down and is clearly in agony. His dick was burning! He was in serious pain. I couldn't stop laughing but I felt bad and gave him a flannel and a cup of water to soothe it.

It finally calmed down but I remember him yelling at me as he was pacing my backyard saying "I waited 10 years for you and THIS is what you do to me—"

WTF! It was the SUPERBAD condoms! I swear!

This is the kind of stuff that happens in romantic comedies.

Or bite down.

Posted by Lady Aries
I get punched. I've been tapped in the face more times than I can count. Never from biting, though. It usually happens when I'm giving head, and earned from completely unintentional reflexes. Either my tongue wanders to some ticklish place he was unaware of or he is throwing me off in a panic lest he cums too quick. Really, though, this cannot continue happening. :/

Wow the guys MUST be nervous. I mean that is really the ONE time you don't want to piss off a girl. Especially if she's handling your "special equipment" the guys brave I'll give em that. But that really is assholy to do you.

no VB biting down is just down right vicious.

So is some mo'fo clocking a woman in the head.

That's just hilarious in my opinion, I'd laugh and it'd get a smooch or a lick.

I had my dick broken before I almost killed the bitch but it was my faught I still shoulda killed her. -.-

What a trooper! Manfully you soldiered on though, eh? LOL

Yeah it fell off I screwed it back on and such nothing much. 😛

Posted by Lobo

Posted by Lady Aries
I get punched. I've been tapped in the face more times than I can count. Never from biting, though. It usually happens when I'm giving head, and earned from completely unintentional reflexes. Either my tongue wanders to some ticklish place he was unaware of or he is throwing me off in a panic lest he cums too quick. Really, though, this cannot continue happening. :/

Wow the guys MUST be nervous. I mean that is really the ONE time you don't want to piss off a girl. Especially if she's handling your "special equipment" the guys brave I'll give em that. But that really is assholy to do you.

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TBH, I think it is freakin' hilarious that I got such a reaction from the ones who can't even bring themselves to pull my hair by request.

Posted by ArticleL
Yeah it fell off I screwed it back on and such nothing much. 😛

LMAO

Posted by DazedScorp

Posted by venusianbull
That's just hilarious in my opinion, I'd laugh and it'd get a smooch or a lick.

*blushing*

VB! I had no idea...

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LOL Thanks for the pedestal, but I'm a woman grown.

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Posted by Lobo

Posted by Lady Aries
I get punched. I've been tapped in the face more times than I can count. Never from biting, though. It usually happens when I'm giving head, and earned from completely unintentional reflexes. Either my tongue wanders to some ticklish place he was unaware of or he is throwing me off in a panic lest he cums too quick. Really, though, this cannot continue happening. :/

Wow the guys MUST be nervous. I mean that is really the ONE time you don't want to piss off a girl. Especially if she's handling your "special equipment" the guys brave I'll give em that. But that really is assholy to do you.

TBH, I think it is freakin' hilarious that I got such a reaction from the ones who can't even bring themselves to pull my hair by request.

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Was that directed @ me??

Q >>> if your partner is all set to give you oral and you notice a cold sore on thier lip, well how do you adress the issue in a calm and respectful manner. Sex injuries can be mental (hang ups) as well. Do you let them start, finish, stop in the middle— I would be like stop stop stop Stop! I caught a cramp and promptly buy myself some time. idk,,,,

LMAO

It's new all over again *snickering*.

I'm such a kid sometimes, heyyyy hooooooo. 🙂

Dazed I think it's the UK work for swallowing my hog, slobing the knob, head, brain, dome, top, lick and tickle, mouth pocket. just random guesses though idk...


side note: Is it possible for a girl to donkey puch a guy while having naughty time? hmmm....

A lil choke while I poke is fine with me.

Thoughts on how many or how hard to slap and or bite (I'm a biter)😛 your lover. My issue is really where your target zone is. I mean shit afterwards when my chest and neck is purple and red it's usually a good thing.But dammed if I didn't get a bloody lip from having it bitten and pulled. So anyone have an opinion on this?

ah.... just found out what a blumpkin is.... Man I was eating too😢

NO SCAT ZONE!

LMAO Lord Almighty.

Hmm, opinion on biting/slapping during play. Go for it. My biggest gripe to date is that someone is too gentle with it. Erm no. Thank you for thinking I'm a delicate leetle flower and all but get down and dirty with it. I want someone just as violent with it as I am. Definitely recognize that kid gloves need to come off in that arena. Marking below the neck so you don't resemble a teenager parked outside. It's much swervier to have a shit eating grin on your face knowing where each mark is ( territory marked..and I thank you.. ) and no one else the wiser.

Blushes* VB!!!!!(looks down)😛 heheheheh........

Thinking on it... there is wisdom in your words.
(nods) respect.

😄

FYI never and I mean never nuke honey then apply it to your naughty bits.....
LESSON LEARNED!!!!!!!!!!!😢

Strong legs are the silent killer of good back archin oral. ladies and gents always make sure to keep one hand firmly placed on the knee, so you don't get triangled choked when the O waves come a flowing.... bonus* watch for the squirts😛

Posted by Lobo
FYI never and I mean never nuke honey then apply it to your naughty bits.....
LESSON LEARNED!!!!!!!!!!!😢

Jebus Lobo, sugar sticks! Gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

I do believe a man can and has been donkey punched my a girl during sex... its called femdom....😛

Ah this old thread... Anyone care to share..??

I was biting a girl on the shoulder and neck, so she one upped me and bit my lip.. she broke skin.. she bit down and pulled.. it's still healing... sokay she got in trouble the next day at her work(medical field) as her neck was purple and black from bite marks all over her..

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Posted by sand
i need surgery on 1 part of me and time to heal on another.

WTF ands lmao, elaborate pleeeease

no u masochist lulz! 😉

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masochist>> takes pain and twist it into pleasure..

sadist>> gives it with great joy...

Posted by coolcappy

Posted by Lobo
I was biting a girl on the shoulder and neck,
she got in trouble the next day at her work(medical field) as her neck was purple and black from bite marks all over her..

lol are you a vampire or what?! 🙂

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Nope.... A werewolf.. she suffered from wolf bites... shy girls bring out the beast in me what can I say 😉

Posted by coolcappy
I hate rough sex or pain sorry.
I've had my back bruised and healing took weeks, from doing it on the floor or against the wall and wait also on the stairs. As a girl I guess you can get your back bruissed more often...
I also have been teared down there by a huge guy and that was down to him being too damn eager and pointing wrong lol which hurt during the act as well as for weeks afterwards, because I tend to heal slow. Was a nightmare going for a nr 1 and I still have the cut of it even now years after! I'm scared for life lol except I never gave birth or been pregnant for that matter lol Hate big guys!
I had also bfs which would like to bite and bitting my lips which were such a turn off, never liked it as I hate pain, sorry.
I never had piercing nor tatoos ever. And is not only because of being a chicken but also because I find them ugly and I don't need uglify my body.
I don't like painfull sex but love it in many postions or diffrent places.

First what is huge to you.. but forget that.. It takes two, You should've said "STOP" go slow or gtfo!!!And if your a big guy you know to warm the girl up and take the proper time to ease it in slowly as to minimize the pain... pssshh rookie.. anyway ouch.. think that might have mind fucked you in sex a little... :/

what are you post op or something, transgender?/ or did she almost lorena bobbit ur ass... ouch:/

I heard about that happening.. only she was riding the guy and it bent wrong.. busted a vain or something... ouch...

I loved seeing 3 , sometimes 4 perfect little circle bruises on my shoulders after a night of awesome, "hurt so good" doggie style sex with my big boy Libra! *wink*...of course he would always freak out when Id text him a pic the next day, lol...he never meant to do that, just happens sometimes when its that good

NEVER want to be bit tho...altho i do love my hair pulled and a little smack on the azz ain't half bad.....

Posted by ShesALibra2
I loved seeing 3 , sometimes 4 perfect little circle bruises on my shoulders after a night of awesome, "hurt so good" doggie style sex with my big boy Libra! *wink*...of course he would always freak out when Id text him a pic the next day, lol...he never meant to do that, just happens sometimes when its that good

NEVER want to be bit tho...altho i do love my hair pulled and a little smack on the azz ain't half bad.....

0 bruises on your shoulder? if —? oh face and shoulders down ass up I get it...😉