Some weird stuff going on

I came home early last wednesday and Libra was in his man cave. Which he loves btw. So i came in, gave him a kiss, picked up some stuff off the floor. Then i see the closet ajar, so I was walking to the closet. He's yelling...babe leave it, leave it babe. But I was there already, I try to close the door, and I smashed what looked like a plastic hand.

I open the door, ignoring the background noise, "ChemEngin! get out of there, do you mind!!!" There is a blow up doll in the closet. She looks like me, hair (wig), glasses (old glasses I was looking for to donate), my 'i love chem engin' tshirt, and some jean shorts i could have sworn i donated as well. To be in a wheel chair this guy really gets around this condo. and she smelled like my perfume.

okay its obvious he misses me when im gone. but this is FUCKING WEIRD!

i didnt say anything, i pushed her back in the closet, closed the door. then i asked him what he wanted for dinner. he says, 'I can explain!', i said, " i dont want to know. what do you want to eat, i'm starving?"

things have been a little awkward since then of course, im trying to push it out of my mind. everytime i think about it, i laugh. some day soon i will let him explain because he keeps trying too.

but this living together and getting married just keeps getting funnier and funnier!

Yeah, that does strike me as being a bit odd. It seems he is fantasizing about you, which is a good thing, generally. Still, a blow up doll, hmmmmm......

You gotta' ask him what he is fantasizing about. It isn't something that you can pretend didn't/isn't happening. Find out what he thinks is missing, and go from there. You really need to know, though.

I'd be more amused if anything. Considering the current situation, I'm sure you two are a bit limited on what you can do, so using the doll as a substitute while you're gone may help him out since he's stuck in that chair.

But this is assuming that your sex life has been hampered by his situation.

yes very limited. like i said before, i feel like a nun in a male strip club.

lmao!

Posted by chemengin
I came home early last wednesday and Libra was in his man cave. Which he loves btw. So i came in, gave him a kiss, picked up some stuff off the floor. Then i see the closet ajar, so I was walking to the closet. He's yelling...babe leave it, leave it babe. But I was there already, I try to close the door, and I smashed what looked like a plastic hand..........!

hahahaha...thats great.
Hey atleast they werent having dinner like in 'Lars and the Real Girl'....maybe you should buy him the blu-ray.

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Im gonna do the same, but Im gonna dress up my doll like Whoopie Goldberg and secretly video tape when my girl discovers it.
hahahahahhaha....man that would be great. Id improv reasons why the doll is there. hahahahahaha.

Was she sticky———?

I must be a freak, cuz I guess I don't see the problem... dudes like weird things.. ever seen what kind of porn some guys Google? I mean, really, dude? lol

And she looks (and smells) like you, not like your sister or your bestie or his ex-gf?

Finding a blow up doll in my own form in my Libra's closet.. I think I'd feel amused and flattered. Yeah, I'd still be laughing about it.. probably wouldn't let him attempt to "explain" for awhile... not cuz I want him to feel bad or awkward... I just know I'd bust out laughing, and that would be bad timing on my part.

But we'd be ordering that kit to make a realistic dildo of his cock, oh yes we would. Hey, if he can have a reminder, so can I *wink*

Posted by Nefer
I must be a freak, cuz I guess I don't see the problem... dudes like weird things.. ever seen what kind of porn some guys Google? I mean, really, dude? lol

And she looks (and smells) like you, not like your sister or your bestie or his ex-gf?

Finding a blow up doll in my own form in my Libra's closet.. I think I'd feel amused and flattered. Yeah, I'd still be laughing about it.. probably wouldn't let him attempt to "explain" for awhile... not cuz I want him to feel bad or awkward... I just know I'd bust out laughing, and that would be bad timing on my part.

But we'd be ordering that kit to make a realistic dildo of his cock, oh yes we would. Hey, if he can have a reminder, so can I *wink*

I dont see anything wrong with it either. Its not like he had a stripper or two in the closet.
Hey maybe he wanted her to find it so they can all have fun with her. Start with a doll and then one day maybe move up to an inflatable backyard pool.

Lmao too funny

I just thought it was weird, funny, and flattering at the same time. LOL Hilarious!

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Posted by chemengin
I came home early last wednesday and Libra was in his man cave. Which he loves btw. So i came in, gave him a kiss, picked up some stuff off the floor. Then i see the closet ajar, so I was walking to the closet. He's yelling...babe leave it, leave it babe. But I was there already, I try to close the door, and I smashed what looked like a plastic hand..........!

hahahaha...thats great.
Hey atleast they werent having dinner like in 'Lars and the Real Girl'....maybe you should buy him the blu-ray.

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Im gonna do the same, but Im gonna dress up my doll like Whoopie Goldberg and secretly video tape when my girl discovers it.
hahahahahhaha....man that would be great. Id improv reasons why the doll is there. hahahahahaha.

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LOL We just saw that!!! He was giving me that look like, "dont even go there" LMAO!

Umm thats weird. Not in a good way.

I'm not knocking you being okay with it, but I'd be uncomfortable with that.

Just me.

What do you mean, 'what he could do' ?