The Dating Persona Test

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Take the test http://www.okcupid.com/the-dating-persona-test>HERE & Post your results! 😛

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Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure. You??ve been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you??re a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you??ve broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you??re there, either boredom or the old —grass is greener?? syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries. We know you??re not the classic —love ??em and leave ??em?? type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you??re theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. —Serial monogamist?? is probably something you hear a lot. —Emotionally loose?? is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.
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The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)



Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You??re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you??ve had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you??re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You??re the typical —nice guy:?? without just a touch of cockiness, you??re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.
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The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
The Sonnet

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They??re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you??re very choosy with your affections anyway. You??d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You??re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

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The Wild Rose Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)


Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you??re the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority—a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You??re very selective.

The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You??re out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.
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The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master



Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a —perfect catch—??and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You??re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

We've deduced you??re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You??re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.
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The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They??re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you??re very choosy with your affections anyway. You??d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You??re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.




I always get this one lol. But it's true for the most part.
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Here goes-
I am The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)



Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you??re the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority—a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You??re very selective.

The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You??re out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.
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Ouch, I get the one it tells everyone else to avoid:

People believe in you, and then you send them to hell. Behold, the False Messiah.
You??re usually a very kind person, and conscientious, too. Socially, you??re a leader, and your friends and associates look up to you. You're probably tall. In intimate relationships, you??re a capable, responsive, and experienced lover. Outside the box, however, you run into trouble.
Girls fall hard for you, but you??re much more ambivalent about them. The beginnings of your relationships are unusually intense, making it all the rougher on her when they end. At first, using all your accumulated tricks of the trade, you ladle on the affection. But once she's all covered in soup, you withhold the true napkins of commitment. What's that all about? We should??ve called you the False Waiter.
You??re looking for Love. But history tells us you struggle to settle down and accept it. There's a deep streak of carnality within you. And while you??ll never be a predator, you??ll always fight the urge to roam free. You like to plan things out, so plan this: find someone who can indulge your selfish side, has a healthy sexual appetite, and doesn't mind uncertainty.
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The Backrubber Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)

Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you —The Backrubber?? because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you??d meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You??d enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON??T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you??re not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you??ll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.
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'Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You??re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You??ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there??ll be much more to come.

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you??re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who??ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you??ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you??re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.'

How very interesting. Very accurate. I've met my match as well and have slowly loved him for years now. 🙂
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The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)
The Hornivore

Don't ever marry, you??re The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.

The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.

Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely you??re driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.

For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.
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The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.
Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a —perfect catch—??and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You??re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.
We've deduced you??re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.
Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You??re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.
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The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They??re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you??re very choosy with your affections anyway. You??d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You??re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


MY FEMALE OPPOSITE ?
Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM) LMAO!!!😈

We almost called you Brutus the Uterus.

But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain—riding your way to conquest after conquest.
Your sexual avarice is legendary. You??ve already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.
Personality-wise, you??re carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the —brutal?? tag we've given you.
But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you??ll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.


* aaah to be in my 20's again. LOL *
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THIS IS 100% TRUE.

The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)



Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You??re highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You??d take brutal honesty over superficiality any time—your friends always know where they stand with you. You??re completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You??re also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you??re pregnant. LOL. Though you??re inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You??re choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you??re really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.
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The Dirty Little Secret
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)



Innocent but fundamentally sexual, like the word —finger??. You are the Dirty Little Secret.

Few women have the confidence for sex mastery, and among nice girls, like you, it's almost unheard of. So congratulations. You??ve had plenty of adventures, but you??ve remained a kind, thoughtful person. Your friends appreciate your exploits. They even live vicariously through you.

You seek pleasure, but you??re not irresponsible. You are organized and cautious, and you choose your lovers wisely. One, you don't like dirtbags. And two, you like to maintain control. Or at least lose it selectively. You might notice that older men single you out. They have an eye for your sensual nature. Take it as a compliment.

You enjoy making people happy, and it's inevitable that many guys will fall harder for you than you for them. You??re not completely comfortable in a serious, long-term relationship right now. Our guess is that the key to extended happiness will be finding a responsible, but kinky, mate.
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The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?
What about now?
Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people—unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You??re experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.
You??ve had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you??d like, do they? The problem is you??re never happy with someone for an extended period of time.

Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They??re also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.
FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

HAHA true stuff.

OP consider me 😄

CONSIDER:

The Sudden Departure (RBLM)

ALWAYS AVOI😱

The Intern (DGSD)
The Maid of Honor (DGLM)
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doubleleo
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Your results are in! You are...




The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.
You??ve been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you??re a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you??ve broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you??re there, either boredom or the old —grass is greener?? syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.
We know you??re not the classic —love ??em and leave ??em?? type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you??re theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. —Serial monogamist?? is probably something you hear a lot. —Emotionally loose?? is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.
Your exact female opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
CONSIDER:

The Vapor Trail (RBLM), someone just like you
ALWAYS AVOI😱

The Backrubber (DGSD)
The Gentleman (DGLM)
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The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)



Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They??re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you??re very choosy with your affections anyway. You??d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You??re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


Awwwwww... 😛
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Your results are in! You are...The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)



Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a —perfect catch—??and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You??re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

We've deduced you??re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You??re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.
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I did this test last year and got The Maid of Honor (Deliberate Gentle Love Master).

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a —perfect catch—??and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You??re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

We've deduced you??re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You??re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

This time I got The Sonnet (Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer).

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They??re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you??re very choosy with your affections anyway. You??d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You??re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

Both are quite accurate.