When an Aries and a Capricorn Get Together...

...on Valentine's Day, and they are both introverts (INFJ, INFP), this is what it can look like:

They choose to not celebrate on the actual day because of traffic and the fact that many people are all doing it (they have a need to NOT go with what everyone else is doing at the same time everyone else is doing it.) The pink and red aisles in stores make the Capricorn depressed that Aries tries to steer him clear. They don't flaunt the fact that they don't celebrate nor do they rain on anyone else's parade. In fact, they smile and return "Happy Valentine's Day" greetings.

While most women are posting pics of their giant teddy bears which, incidentally, creeps the Aries out, Aries posts a photo of herself with a sandwich that her Capricorn brought her while she was very hungry at work. Capricorn knows Aries is practically ALWAYS hungry. Aries believes that is a true sign of love - the fact he brought her food, not that she is always hungry. Her friends, who haven't heard from her in awhile, enjoy the photo more than they really should.

Throughout the day, Aries and Capricorn take turns dipping their toes in the river of Valentine's conformity just to be sure that they REALLY and TRULY don't want to actually celebrate. She pretends to ask him for Valentine's nicknacks being sold on campus - but then changes her mind. He pretends to want to go out to a restaurant but then changes his mind. Only a few days ago, Capricorn said something so lovely to Aries that she requested that his words be her Valentine's card. What is more, about a week ago, Aries already agreed to go to their favorite Indian restaurant. So the plans can come true without Valentine's Day.

As they drive home, they both feel relieved the other genuinely doesn't want to do anything for Valentine's because look at all of those people! The crowds and traffic and commercialism makes the hairs on their arched backs stand on end.

They proceed home and Capricorn had the brilliant idea to get ingredients for vegan, cheesy nachos the night before. He is not vegan himself, but he is crazy supportive of Aries any time she champions a conviction important to her. They prepare a very large portion together, complete with guacamole, and after the cheese is done melting in the oven and the re-fried beans are just so - they head upstairs with the magnificent try of scrumptious food. They change into comfy pajamas. They drink lemonade and mango juice after they set up 'The Office.' They eat until they need to lean on one another for support.

Their food baby, which they proudly made together, has finally subsided a bit, so they cuddle and eventually fall out. Capricorn tries to cuddle while Aries sleepily complains he is accidentally pulling her curly hair every time Capricorn adjusts his arms.

Aries wakes up in the middle of the night to find Capricorn (and his cat whom Aries has adopted as her own fur baby along with her own fur babies) fast asleep. She watches him for quite sometime thinking of all the reasons she loves him when she begins to feel hungry. That is when Aries thankfully realizes that when they fell asleep, the tray of unfinished nachos was beside the bed. She reaches over Capricorn, leaning on him and inspiring a sleepy sputter from the resting sea-goat, and noms cold nachos, marveling at how tasty they turned out.

Then she realizes her shirt is off and wonders when the hell that happened.

And that is how Aries and Capricorn indeed celebrated Valentine's Day.



THE END

Posted by tiziani
Happy for you both although, honestly, now I am hungry and just want my own nachos.

Word. You don't realize how long it's been since you last had nachos until you are eating nachos.

If you end up making some, I recommend slicing your kalamata olives in half and baking them along with the nachos (minus the fresh diced tomatoes and the guacamole.) It really brings out that olive taste.

"They choose to not celebrate on the actual day because of traffic and the fact that many people are all doing it (they have a need to NOT go with what everyone else is doing at the same time everyone else is doing it.) The pink and red aisles in stores make the Capricorn depressed that Aries tries to steer him clear. They don't flaunt the fact that they don't celebrate nor do they rain on anyone else's parade. In fact, they smile and return "Happy Valentine's Day" greetings."

Sounds familiar lmao

Posted by Sleepless
Is it really that traffic everywhere on Valentine's Day?

*shudders* Yes. He even walked down to our favorite local coffee shop and they sold out of our favorite snack. A first-world nightmare, I tell you.

Posted by cvurko
A capricorn that is NF... Tell me he is also the P and im /dead.

Lol! Yes, he is. How did you guess?

Posted by TerramineLightvoid
You see son the thing is. When an Aries and Capricorn get together. The Aries just can't get off the rock hard D.

Now along the way the condom breaks and the Aries just won't get off. The Capricorn will fuckin do everything in his power to remove her because he isn't ready for the shit fest that is raising a child.

He tries to shake her off. No dice. He tries to run away but she's just stuck on there so he's running around the house with her still goin buck wild.

He runs out into the street to get some room and he starts doin summer saults, back flips, front flips, a whole mutha fuckin circus I tell you. Literally because he's fuckin yo moms while he does this. So like I said. A mother fucking circus.

Everybody in the neighborhood comes to watch the spectacle, and they start throwin down tips. The Cap decides this is a good business opportunity and sets a ring on fire and hops through it 69in her. Next thing you know he's tamin a lion while fuckin this bitch.

Of course she's an Aries so this just makes her buck harder and harder out of excitement. Suddenly they start levitating, then they continually ascend until they approach the speed of light.

They break lightspeed, because this fuck is just becoming so unfathomably improbably buck wild. They keep going fast and faster until they are flipping past the birth and death of the universe a billion times per second.

At this point the Cap finally realizes there is no escape. So he goes ahead and ejaculates inside her. Filling her with his thick creamy Dad Juice(TM). This results in an explosion equivalent to that of the big bang, and they gradually slow down.

The resulting universe is the same as the one they came from. But this time around, they're filthy rich and rule the world. Which is everything both of them dreamed of.

By unfortunately mah boi. I still have to take care of your dumb ass. So, I feel like it was a lose ultimately. Never have sex. That's all I have to tell you about the birds and the bitches.

Nobody here cares. Now piss off.

Posted by cvurko

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Posted by cvurko
A capricorn that is NF... Tell me he is also the P and im /dead.

Lol! Yes, he is. How did you guess?

/dead 😄

Would you mind sharing his other placements, it got me interested.

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I don't know his other placements! ? I will have to get his birth time from his mother ?

Posted by cvurko
BTW, great story - best Valentine's day ever in my book!

Thank you so much! 😄