Who Taught You the Birds n' The Bees?

I think it matters. What's your Venus Sign? Tell about the placement of the teacher.

I learned the Birds n' Bees from my Vietnames neighbor Pin. She also taught me how to make eggrolls. Notice my Venus sign.

Men would be outside her townhouse crying and begging. It would wake me up. So 13 y.o. Venus in Aquarius asks, "Pin, why are they crying outside your window?" And, there began my summer long tutelage from a beautiful vietnamese woman. In exchange, I had to pluck out her gray hairs.

You know I learned real good.

So tell me yours. I will have questions.

Oh, and Pin was a Sagittarius.

a book.

virgo venus FTW (3rd house)

P. S: I don't know the book placement but I think it was for 5th grade

Posted by Arkansassy

Porn

What age?

I watched Caligula in the 5th grade... I threw up. I watched horror porn with pussy being collected in somebody's dresser drawer, I threw up. Then, I found cartoon porn and succes, no vomit. But, I don't think I learned anything but, that I like animated porn.

You really think you learned?

Can you bullet your learnings?

Posted by Endless

a book.

virgo venus FTW (3rd house)

P. S: I don't know the book placement but I think it was for 5th grade

LOL! YOU CAN GOOGLE THE BOOKS PLACEMENTS THOUGH, LMAO.

Silly Virgo Venus. But, I wanna know.

Posted by inmercury

Yeah i don't think anyone did. Just tv. Obsession with sex was an issue at a young age.

Venus in scorpio, 5th house, conjunct pluto

You didn't ask nobody nothin'?

Red Shoe Diaries

Posted by Cyrano_de_Bergerac

A Leo kid in the third grade who was in the know. We all gathered around him like he was a god to hear his wisdom.

What's your Venus?

LMAO... Do you remember or describd the lil Leo's tutelage?

Posted by nanobot

Some punk in the back of the school bus

I didn't believe it

What was hard to believe? What your Venus and house?

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Posted by Cyrano_de_Bergerac

A Leo kid in the third grade who was in the know. We all gathered around him like he was a god to hear his wisdom.

What's your Venus?

LMAO... Do you remember or describd the lil Leo's tutelage?

I don't remember the exact description. He was going on about a bunch of stuff his dad taught him. Lol

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Ooo so cute.

Posted by UrsaMediocre

Red Shoe Diaries

Ah, I remember that. Soft porn right? Nice lil storyline... then, BAM, drawz off.

What is your Venus sign?

Posted by Dreamyboy

I found my dads porn stash when I was young. Got confused at first and then one day I got a boner watching it and started playing with my prepubescent wee wee and noticed it felt nice. Eventually I got caught and in trouble and he had to explain to my mom why he has porn so it flipped around on him😂😂 dad’s a Scorpio, mom is a Pisces. After the porn was gone, I knew a kid in middle school that would slang porn printouts and got my fix from there. He had internet and that was for rich kids. He capitalized on the fact that boys get horny LMAO!! It was 25 cents for a printout of terrible late 90s pixelated porn pics and $ 1 for the collage of all kinds of naked women placed on one paper😂😂😂



That’s how I learned because for a while, I really believed that you just stick it in there and pee.

LMAO, my sides. Pisces women don't play wit them Scorps, lol! Good for his ass.

Hey rich kids always has hustle. My Virgo bro did toys for lunch money type pawn shop. I did the draw interesting graphic of you and your boy or girlfriend's name.

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Posted by UrsaMediocre

Red Shoe Diaries

Ah, I remember that. Soft porn right? Nice lil storyline... then, BAM, drawz off.

What is your Venus sign?

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LOL, that's every episode in a nutshell!

Venus in Virgo

Posted by LethalFantasia

No one. And I still don't know why they call it "the birds and the bees." It sounds so cringey to me, I don't know why.

But yeah, I had this friend in Grade 2 and I have no idea how we were talking about such explicit things. We even had a song about sex she made up.

"One by one, he took of his shoe in the bedroom, ba-ra, ba-ra-ra-ra-rum."

"Two by two, he took of his belt in the bed room, ba-ra, ba-ra-ra-ra-rum."

You guys get where this is going... Then this other kid in the class named Jaden ratted is out and it was the most awkward thing ever. Thinking back at it, I was so embarrassed in the moment, but the teacher had such a mortified look on her face like she didn't even know how to punish us or how to approach the situation. And she never did, she just ignored it, but wow, what an awkward moment thinking back as an adult. I am surprised they never called children's protection services or something on my parents and my friend for us knowing that stuff.

Hey, I didn't know birds had actually dicks until I was 35. I was sitting on my balcony one morning and saw two birds fuckn for the 1st time in my life. I was awestruck. I lived in a beautiful neighborhood with all kinds of nature preserves around.

If you read a lil psych on childhood, you can't go ca-ca over these things without damaging your kids. Potty training is related to sexual development.

Cosmopolitan and films

My mother, when I was 3 or 4. We were at the doctor's when I found a baby development book and asked her about it. She proceeded to tell me in unnecessary detail. She's a Pisces.

No one really.

I guess my Pisces friend explained it best to me because she lost her virginity before me and tried explaining what it was like lol.

( Venus Aquarius)

Posted by VenusAquarius

I think it matters. What's your Venus Sign? Tell about the placement of the teacher.

I learned the Birds n' Bees from my Vietnames neighbor Pin. She also taught me how to make eggrolls. Notice my Venus sign.

Men would be outside her townhouse crying and begging. It would wake me up. So 13 y.o. Venus in Aquarius asks, "Pin, why are they crying outside your window?" And, there began my summer long tutelage from a beautiful vietnamese woman. In exchange, I had to pluck out her gray hairs.

You know I learned real good.

So tell me yours. I will have questions.

omg that is an awesome life story - so was it the head she gave I wonder ? me - I don't even remember, I don't think I got any formal introduction; had some in school but I knew anyway - not sure how - Venus in Aries in the 12th house - what does that mean ?

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Posted by VenusAquarius

I think it matters. What's your Venus Sign? Tell about the placement of the teacher.

I learned the Birds n' Bees from my Vietnames neighbor Pin. She also taught me how to make eggrolls. Notice my Venus sign.

Men would be outside her townhouse crying and begging. It would wake me up. So 13 y.o. Venus in Aquarius asks, "Pin, why are they crying outside your window?" And, there began my summer long tutelage from a beautiful vietnamese woman. In exchange, I had to pluck out her gray hairs.

You know I learned real good.

So tell me yours. I will have questions.

omg that is an awesome life story - so was it the head she gave I wonder ? me - I don't even remember, I don't think I got any formal introduction; had some in school but I knew anyway - not sure how - Venus in Aries in the 12th house - what does that mean ?

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Me and Pin didn't have sex. We were very affectionate towards each other but, Pin was like late 30s or something. Remember, I was plucking her gray hair for her. I spent an extraordinary amount of time with her. I loved how she smelled (no perfume or cents). It was her flesh. It calmed me. And, she loved me like a momma or big sis.

She actually taught me why the men were crying outside her window. She taught me sex - psychology of sex, the emotion of sex, and the anatomy of sex to include vaginal care and how to use my vagina. Sooo much, I learned.

I was pondering the "failed relationships" posts as I always do and was curious about this topic's possible connection to it all. I really never had relationship problems. Thanks to Pin?

Posted by VenusAquarius

I think it matters. What's your Venus Sign? Tell about the placement of the teacher.

I learned the Birds n' Bees from my Vietnames neighbor Pin. She also taught me how to make eggrolls. Notice my Venus sign.

Men would be outside her townhouse crying and begging. It would wake me up. So 13 y.o. Venus in Aquarius asks, "Pin, why are they crying outside your window?" And, there began my summer long tutelage from a beautiful vietnamese woman. In exchange, I had to pluck out her gray hairs.

You know I learned real good.

So tell me yours. I will have questions.

Porn when I was 8. Actually educated about “birds and bees” when I was about 11, by my 5th grade teacher.

Scorpio Venus.

What I don’t get is how come my momma never taught me, yet she taught my sister. I guess she figured since I was touching myself at such a young age I already knew.

Sun 13°59' Taurus

Moon 8°21' Aquarius

Mercury 2°59' Я Taurus

Venus 26°55' Gemini

Mars 27°37' Aries

Jupiter 5°18' Taurus

Saturn 3°39' Pisces

Uranus 5°57' Я Virgo

Neptune 16°32' Я Scorpio

Pluto 11°41' Я Virgo

Chiron 17°47' Pisces

Ceres 7°04' Я Capricorn

Pallas 1°57' Я Sagittarius

Juno 0°23' Я Sagittarius

Vesta 0°19' Pisces

Node 3°13' Cancer

Lilith 20°07' Я Sagittarius

Fortune 11°05' Taurus

AS 16°43' Leo

MC 6°35' Taurus

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I think it matters. What's your Venus Sign? Tell about the placement of the teacher.

I learned the Birds n' Bees from my Vietnames neighbor Pin. She also taught me how to make eggrolls. Notice my Venus sign.

Men would be outside her townhouse crying and begging. It would wake me up. So 13 y.o. Venus in Aquarius asks, "Pin, why are they crying outside your window?" And, there began my summer long tutelage from a beautiful vietnamese woman. In exchange, I had to pluck out her gray hairs.

You know I learned real good.

So tell me yours. I will have questions.

omg that is an awesome life story - so was it the head she gave I wonder ? me - I don't even remember, I don't think I got any formal introduction; had some in school but I knew anyway - not sure how - Venus in Aries in the 12th house - what does that mean ?

Me and Pin didn't have sex. We were very affectionate towards each other but, Pin was like late 30s or something. Remember, I was plucking her gray hair for her. I spent an extraordinary amount of time with her. I loved how she smelled (no perfume or cents). It was her flesh. It calmed me. And, she loved me like a momma or big sis.

She actually taught me why the men were crying outside her window. She taught me sex - psychology of sex, the emotion of sex, and the anatomy of sex to include vaginal care and how to use my vagina. Sooo much, I learned.

I was pondering the "failed relationships" posts as I always do and was curious about this topic's possible connection to it all. I really never had relationship problems. Thanks to Pin?

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it could be but I think a lot of the problems are not necessarily about the sex ?

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Posted by VenusAquarius

I think it matters. What's your Venus Sign? Tell about the placement of the teacher.

I learned the Birds n' Bees from my Vietnames neighbor Pin. She also taught me how to make eggrolls. Notice my Venus sign.

Men would be outside her townhouse crying and begging. It would wake me up. So 13 y.o. Venus in Aquarius asks, "Pin, why are they crying outside your window?" And, there began my summer long tutelage from a beautiful vietnamese woman. In exchange, I had to pluck out her gray hairs.

You know I learned real good.

So tell me yours. I will have questions.

omg that is an awesome life story - so was it the head she gave I wonder ? me - I don't even remember, I don't think I got any formal introduction; had some in school but I knew anyway - not sure how - Venus in Aries in the 12th house - what does that mean ?

Me and Pin didn't have sex. We were very affectionate towards each other but, Pin was like late 30s or something. Remember, I was plucking her gray hair for her. I spent an extraordinary amount of time with her. I loved how she smelled (no perfume or cents). It was her flesh. It calmed me. And, she loved me like a momma or big sis.

She actually taught me why the men were crying outside her window. She taught me sex - psychology of sex, the emotion of sex, and the anatomy of sex to include vaginal care and how to use my vagina. Sooo much, I learned.

I was pondering the "failed relationships" posts as I always do and was curious about this topic's possible connection to it all. I really never had relationship problems. Thanks to Pin?

it could be but I think a lot of the problems are not necessarily about the sex ?

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I know but, sex is significant. And, nobody's gonna tell ya anything.

Posted by LaMadrina

Played house in preschool. Got caught. Mama sat me down and talked. Si, the fire was in the pants of my soul early.

Me too. My mom didn't care. I told her (and anybody who would listen) any and everything. But, she just told me I wasn't gay until I felt the same way as an adult. I never initiated anything as a child or even as an adult. So...

Pin was there. I think momma paid Pin to watch out for us when she was on business trips.

My sex ed class in 7th grade.

Posted by LaMadrina

Posted by VenusAquarius

I think it matters. What's your Venus Sign? Tell about the placement of the teacher.

I learned the Birds n' Bees from my Vietnames neighbor Pin. She also taught me how to make eggrolls. Notice my Venus sign.

Men would be outside her townhouse crying and begging. It would wake me up. So 13 y.o. Venus in Aquarius asks, "Pin, why are they crying outside your window?" And, there began my summer long tutelage from a beautiful vietnamese woman. In exchange, I had to pluck out her gray hairs.

You know I learned real good.

So tell me yours. I will have questions.

You guys did the bedroom cumbia? Too hot Mami! 🔥 🔥 🔥

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Me and Pin didn't have sex. What Pin taught me was FIRE. We were very affectionate towards each other but, Pin was like late 30s or something. Remember, I was plucking her gray hair for her. I spent an extraordinary amount of time with her. I loved how she smelled (no perfume or cents). It was her flesh. It calmed me. And, she loved me like a momma or big sis.

She actually taught me why the men were crying outside her window. She taught me sex - psychology of sex, the emotion of sex, and the anatomy of sex to include vaginal care and how to use my vagina. Sooo much, I learned.

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Posted by VenusAquarius

I think it matters. What's your Venus Sign? Tell about the placement of the teacher.

I learned the Birds n' Bees from my Vietnames neighbor Pin. She also taught me how to make eggrolls. Notice my Venus sign.

Men would be outside her townhouse crying and begging. It would wake me up. So 13 y.o. Venus in Aquarius asks, "Pin, why are they crying outside your window?" And, there began my summer long tutelage from a beautiful vietnamese woman. In exchange, I had to pluck out her gray hairs.

You know I learned real good.

So tell me yours. I will have questions.

omg that is an awesome life story - so was it the head she gave I wonder ? me - I don't even remember, I don't think I got any formal introduction; had some in school but I knew anyway - not sure how - Venus in Aries in the 12th house - what does that mean ?

Me and Pin didn't have sex. We were very affectionate towards each other but, Pin was like late 30s or something. Remember, I was plucking her gray hair for her. I spent an extraordinary amount of time with her. I loved how she smelled (no perfume or cents). It was her flesh. It calmed me. And, she loved me like a momma or big sis.

She actually taught me why the men were crying outside her window. She taught me sex - psychology of sex, the emotion of sex, and the anatomy of sex to include vaginal care and how to use my vagina. Sooo much, I learned.

I was pondering the "failed relationships" posts as I always do and was curious about this topic's possible connection to it all. I really never had relationship problems. Thanks to Pin?

it could be but I think a lot of the problems are not necessarily about the sex ?

I know but, sex is significant. And, nobody's gonna tell ya anything.

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true that

My libra older brother to a point, finding porn stashes when babysitting, and experimentation on my part. He also introduced me to cursing, music, drinking, smoking pot and how to cope with our schizophrenic mother. Both virgo venus, he was and I am.

Posted by TheRabbit

Catholic priest.



J/k

Side note, Brooklyn diocese to pay 4 victims $ 27.5 million settlement for abuse. Ironically accused was a "lay" teacher, not a priest. How much will they end up paying for the priests that did it?

Posted by Whorpio

Posted by VenusAquarius

I think it matters. What's your Venus Sign? Tell about the placement of the teacher.

I learned the Birds n' Bees from my Vietnames neighbor Pin. She also taught me how to make eggrolls. Notice my Venus sign.

Men would be outside her townhouse crying and begging. It would wake me up. So 13 y.o. Venus in Aquarius asks, "Pin, why are they crying outside your window?" And, there began my summer long tutelage from a beautiful vietnamese woman. In exchange, I had to pluck out her gray hairs.

You know I learned real good.

So tell me yours. I will have questions.

Porn when I was 8. Actually educated about “birds and bees” when I was about 11, by my 5th grade teacher.

Scorpio Venus.

What I don’t get is how come my momma never taught me, yet she taught my sister. I guess she figured since I was touching myself at such a young age I already knew.

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Each one teach one?

Sometimes the parenting strategy of large families...

Posted by TheRabbit

Catholic priest.



J/k

lol

Posted by -sierra-

catholic school doesn't really help

so nobody until.. pisces sun-libra mooner..

but that's all i'm saying

I'm starting to wonder what constitutes learning or having learned.

...Dxp...

...but I am still confused who fucks whom..

Posted by Gemitati

...but I am still confused who fucks whom..

It's symbolic that you ask this.

Posted by VenusAquarius

Posted by Gemitati

...but I am still confused who fucks whom..

It's symbolic that you ask this.

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I know! Why do you think I ask...I see if you will notice...lmao

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Posted by Gemitati

...but I am still confused who fucks whom..

It's symbolic that you ask this.

I know! Why do you think I ask...I see if you will notice...lmao

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Lol