OM fucking G

women mess with my head.

Aquarius won't leave. I was throwing her clothes out the front door, but she just waited til I settled down and put them back. I told her to stay out of my bed, but she would wait til I fell asleep and then get in bed with me. How long can a guy go before he caves on something like that? I only last about 3 days and then we made up, in the middle of the night ... without words.

Fortunately the cousin has decided not to stay ... lol, probably because of our drama.

The drama never ceases though, and I'm finally getting all the glass picked up from the Aquarius' latest tantrum. Now the Aries is calling me. She took me to lunch today and bought nice bottle of wine. At the end of the meal she tells me how she is breaking up with her "work" boyfriend and how horny she's been and how she still doesn't want to fuck her husband and how if i'm not with the Aquarius later this month that we should hang out because her husband will be out of town. Fuck, as we walked out of the restaurant today, I kissed her. She kissed back. Now I'm on fucking cloud 9. It's just not like that when i kiss the Aquarius.

call the cops. she'll be gone. be wary of that aries, her track record doesnt sound to "stable or loyal"

all the aries wants is no strings sex ... as far as I can tell. the reason she's breaking up with her current guy friend is that he is getting too attached. It's so funny that last time I saw the aries, she was going on and on about how important he was to her and how much she cared about him ... she really acted like she was in love with him. And now, she's breaking it off— I'm pretty sure that's why she broke it off with me way back when ... I had fallen in love with her and that's not what she wanted. god, who knows really ... smh, women 😛

to be wary of the aries is good advice....aries sort of sounds like a shit bag if you ask me (even though you didn't.)
*shrugs*

if you lie with dogs...you get fleas...jusssst sayin though

thats what aries SAYS. but they dont really do casual sex

Posted by DMV
call the cops. she'll be gone. be wary of that aries, her track record doesnt sound to "stable or loyal"

+1 this way she would have to permanently "move" her clothes outta the house!

Posted by brianafay
to be wary of the aries is good advice....aries sort of sounds like a shit bag if you ask me (even though you didn't.)
*shrugs*

if you lie with dogs...you get fleas...jusssst sayin though

+1

Dude just evict her already before something really bad happens. As for the Aries, trouble. We Sags sniff bullshit a mile away. She's basically already shown you who she is. Married and cheating. You can get your rocks off lol but I wouldn't get attached...but then again we Sag men know how to hook the rams 😉

ugh, it's getting ugly. I fessed up to the Aquarius last night; there was no way I could have lied my way through that anyway ... she was already suspicious the aries might make a move. I tried to assure her that she was right, it's not appropriate for me to be friends with the Aries anymore, and that I'm choosing her over the aries. My Aquarius still got irrationally upset, kept pounding me with questions until i finally answered one in a way that gave her sufficient excuse to blow up. Finally, I'm sleeping in the extra bedroom again (this is only the 2nd night if forever that we've had the house to ourselves) anyway, she busts in on me @ 1am, takes my lamp off the nightstand and beat holes in the wall with it. She destroyed the lamp of course and cut a huge gash in her arm in the process.

...as if she's so perfect that if I slip up, it justifies her to make an outburst like that? The aries really did catch me off guard. I was easy prey.

I sent Aries a note today to apologize for being stupid (the kiss) and tell her that we can't hangout anymore. I'm ready to move away from both of these girls. I love the excitement, drama, whatever ... but now having to explain to my kids about holes in the wall ... not good! Hey kids ... we were just trying to invent a new musical instrument last night ... the wall was like a drum, and well, it was kind of a fail.

fuck, i'm pissed now

Get the hell outta dodge!

Are you sure she wasn't trying to get you with the lamp, and missed?

I would probably start locking my door, If I were you.

idk, sounds like you like your shit fucked up

Posted by aquansidenout
I told y'all he likes the drama. Sag men will gripe and gripe and go right back to the turmoil with a smile on their face. He wouldn't know what to do with a sane woman.

Haha so true. But I could say the same for the women as well. I like a bit of drama in my life (as long as I'm not the one causing it) because it keeps things interesting. But there is a time when everyone just gets tired of it. Which is why I sought out the simple life.

Btw this thread is hilarious!

so on Friday she decides she's sooooo traumatized that she has to take a day off to go get drunk and deal with her emotions ... so, she drives an hour to go get wasted ... placing her in the vicinity of the dude she already cheated on me with. She told me she was going into her office but I found out she changed her mind about that after I drove all the way across town and the only one left at her office was her boss.

So I sent a simple text ... where are you? she plays the ignore me game, so i blow her phone up. I couldn't hang around looking for her for long because I had to go get my son. I did drive by that dude's house, and she better be glad her car wasn't there! I kept blowing her phone up, got my son, went home and threatened to put her shit outside if she didn't get her ass home. She was defiant of course and even got a friend of hers to call me and lie and say they were together ... which I saw through easily. Her friend's are terrible liars.

So, I started throwing her shit into boxes, finally told her not to come home until next day and to bring two cars 'cause she would need 'em to pick up her stuff. So, finally she comes home(after I tell her not to of course), but I had already made a mess of her stuff big time. We fought verbally a little more Fri night ... didn't talk much Sat. morning, but she did come out to meet me at this political rally where I giving a short speech ... she missed me talk 'cause she got lost trying to find the place, but it still meant a lot that she showed up. She was still pretty upset, but I kissed her as she was leaving. Then we spent the rest of the weekend having best sex ever. (i never knew what make up sex was like until this relationship ... now that's the most likely time it's any good).

She's still stressed I'm gonna kick her out because she's still really broke. I'm just like, don't be a lying cheating slut and I won't kick you out. We got into it a little again on Sun. night 'cause she had this idea in her head that everything was all good and started trying to act self-righteous about how I wasn't even sorry for throwing all her stuff in boxes and making her feel so unwelcome ... I had to tell her, you don't understand, don't make me angry again, I'm still on a knife's edge with you ... you don't tell me where you are when I ask and I'll do it again. She says I'm being a control freak? God ... we just drive each other completely crazy, literally.

I've never acted like this with anyone before. Yes I agree, I'm acting 14 ... you guys don't understand how there is something specific about this girl that makes me act 14. Normally I am totally calm cool and collected .. like Spock on Star Trek, but she make me act like Spock having his crazy time (for anyone that remembers that episode).

"You humans have no conception. It strips our minds from us, brings a madness which rips away our veneer of civilization."

Posted by Wynter
"You humans have no conception. It strips our minds from us, brings a madness which rips away our veneer of civilization."

lol, yeah, it's like that ^^

i would love to read the aqua's side of the story.

I don't know the situation but from what I'm reading it sounds like your hooked on the make-up sex.

Usually when it's good sex people go crazy and can't think straight. Find a way to get over it before it ends extremely bad.

nah, not hooked on the make up sex. I was going crazy on Fri. because I was worried that she was going to do something which she has done before ... i.e. freak out over some little infidelity I've done (like have drinks with an ex) and use that as an excuse to do something 10x worse (like sleep with an ex).

I was kind of letting her know that may patience on that shit has expired.

Posted by DMV
i would love to read the aqua's side of the story.

lol, she's supposed to write a book about her life. She saves high-lights (texts/emails/journal entries from all her past relationships) to pull together someday. So, I'll let you know when she finishes it. I doubt I'll even make a good paragraph ... she creates drama with everyone she's been with. I'm just trying to keep up really.

Her side would definitely go on an on about how traumatized she is over the Aries ... but really, I've only been in touch with the Aries a few times. Kissing her this last time was the absolute worst thing I've done. That's nothing compared to the crap my Aquarius has pulled.

I emailed the Aries that its best for us to stop seeing each other, but god I hope she keeps trying to tempt me 😛

lol, thanks R24 ... I love you back!


Ok, i did something completely creepy. I'm not even particularly suspicious about her now, but....I did have some free time on my hands last Mon. evening. I went home a little early after work and I was instantly bored at home alone. So I smoked a little something and then i got a crazy idea to drive all the way back across town to stake out my Aquarius.

OMG, it was soooo much fun playing private eye on her ass. I video taped all the action too, and I'll post that later after I finish editing out the boring parts. I figure that I may never have another gf that inspires me to do such things (hopefully), so I may as well take advantage of the opportunity.

no ... i really don't think i have any scorp ... who knows, maybe someone could look me up 12/18/70 @ about 12:30 am

My aquarius has said that I'm the most easy going and least jealous guy she's ever dated. she loved the freedom I gave her. she's also gone on and on about how she'd never cheated on anyone else. Anyway, I totally changed with her after she cheated. It's funny though, she wants her freedom but doesn't want to give me any. really? what's up with that?

I'll have to admit though, her cheating has kept me more in line ... like I haven't been to strip club since then, haven't made out with any random girls in bars ... just that one little slip up with the Aries is all in the last 4 months ... not even much internet porn.

I'm feeling urges to be bad again now though ... been thinkin' a lot about the Aries' offer too dammit -- I wanna do her on her baby grand piano 😛

Posted by jru2
no ... i really don't think i have any scorp ... who knows, maybe someone could look me up 12/18/70 @ about 12:30 am

My aquarius has said that I'm the most easy going and least jealous guy she's ever dated. she loved the freedom I gave her. she's also gone on and on about how she'd never cheated on anyone else. Anyway, I totally changed with her after she cheated. It's funny though, she wants her freedom but doesn't want to give me any. really? what's up with that?

I'll have to admit though, her cheating has kept me more in line ... like I haven't been to strip club since then, haven't made out with any random girls in bars ... just that one little slip up with the Aries is all in the last 4 months ... not even much internet porn.

I'm feeling urges to be bad again now though ... been thinkin' a lot about the Aries' offer too dammit -- I wanna do her on her baby grand piano 😛

naw, the aqua has scorp in her. she's the one running shit.

I posted this video as unlisted for your eyes only. I did edit it for my "obnoxiousguys" youtube channel, so beware the cheesy annotations ... and please keep in mind that I was in and elevated state of mind which exacerbated my childlike demeanor, i'm embarrassed to say

Oh well, maybe I'll make some money off it if we ever do break up for good.

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this is DXP!!!!!!!!

Sun Sagittarius 26.23
Moon Virgo 3.06
Mercury Capricorn 14.04
Venus Scorpio 15.21
Mars Scorpio 7.39
Jupiter Scorpio 24.58
Saturn Taurus 16.30 R
Uranus Libra 13.07
Neptune Sagittarius 1.34
Pluto Virgo 29.40



smh. venus in scorpio

venus/mars/jupiter in scorpio all in the 8th house


dude. im proud of you.

for just a second, I thought she was up to something when she almost missed her exit, but then I remembered how she misses turns and goes the wrong way on freeways all the time just 'cause she's not thinking about where she's going.

Oh, no@venus in sccorpio! Smh

She drives EXACTLY like my Aqua mother! Actually, that how my mother exits 90% of the time.

Very entertaining video lol. Them Aquas are something else, and most men fall victim and start doing crazy ish eventually, so dont feel bad lol. You pulled it all off smoothly.

yikes, i had no idea about the scorpio thing ... usually they scare me! Should I be worried? Am I destined to become a stalker?

lol, the sag in me makes my attention span too short to be much of a stalker ... I barely resisted trying to meet some of those yoga girls while on the stakeouot!

ah, common superhero, being single does have its moments, and usually a lot of good self progress ... haha, but why watch a movie when you can live one?

oooops, that was supposed to read ... "c'mon" superhero ... not common ... hope you didn't take offense to the typo

and, of course it didn't even make any sense because superheros are rare and extraordinary, not common at all. Why i've never even seen one myself in all these years 😉

That video was great!

You remind me of my sag friend

And where's the drama with your aqua? I was hoping to see some of that

Hahahah! 😛

lol @ that video

Posted by happykitsune
That video was great!

You remind me of my sag friend

And where's the drama with your aqua? I was hoping to see some of that

Lol, while I have been extremely tempted to video some of our fights, it could damage her career someday, so I refrain. Notice that I edited out the part of this video where her face would have shown at the end ... tyring not to be a complete creep boyfriend 😉

This has become a classic example of how our subconcious minds pay better attention than our concious! We had a heart to heart talk last night. She did think she saw me on Monday! But when she got home and saw my truck, her concious mind convinced her not to believe what she saw. Lol, I have 3 very unique bumper stickers on my truck. It should have been a dead give away when I passed her on the freeway.

Anyway, she's been creeped out all week that I've been following her, but never said anything until last night! She's even been speeding up to see if its me in front of her and always relieved to see my truck at home when she gets home. Well, when she told me all that, I fessed up. She was a little miffed, but more impressed with her "knowing" ... haha, but I don't think it was that impressive ... it should have been easy for her to know what I had done if she was remotely paying attention to the road, but she was talking to a friend the whole way home.

Anyway, my subconcious mind was telling me something else is up too!!! And, I know her poker "tell" now! When she's feeling really guilty about something and hasn't told me, she tucks her lips in and holds her mouth straight across. Then her cheek muscles pull the edges of the line of her mouth back in a funny little quiver. I remembered it from right before I got her to confess about the 1st time she cheated.

Anyway, I don't know the whole story yet, but last friday while she was down over me kissing the Aries, someone let her know that he was attracted to her. She called him that day (all she's confessed to so far) and let him know that the feelings were mutual. I sensed that she was up to no good; now suddendly its an affirmation to trust my instincts.

Haha, it sucks if we break up now ... I finally know how to tell for certain when she's holding something back! She has always had that advantage over me, knowing how to spot my lies, but now we're even on that.

Posted by DMV
Sun Sagittarius 26.23
Moon Virgo 3.06
Mercury Capricorn 14.04
Venus Scorpio 15.21
Mars Scorpio 7.39
Jupiter Scorpio 24.58
Saturn Taurus 16.30 R
Uranus Libra 13.07
Neptune Sagittarius 1.34
Pluto Virgo 29.40



smh. venus in scorpio

No way? ahahahahahhaha

you guys should just have an open relationship. but i think that would take out some of the spark from your relationship.

+1 ^^^

Haha...looks like seraph probably has some Scorp placements. 😉

jru -- that was hilarious! I can't believe myself watching for a full 7 minutes of dark-night chase.

Great job... sure entertaining. You must feel obsessed with her. The last time I felt like that for a man -- I mean... paranoid! -- it turned out to be for a valid reason. I drove half accross a 2.5 million population city. I showed up at midnight at this capricorn's house and my suspicions were correct. He had a girl staying at his house, while he was convincing me to introduce to his mother, etc.

My intuition turned me nuts that night. I just wanted to prove to myself that I'm not crazy ... I was right .. and I was going to find out, which I did. I didn't yell or throw tantrums. He spotted me. He came to my car asking what I was doing there. I said, it's a public street... I saw enough... it's over!

He was the one throwing tantrums. lol I just left.

Felt pretty good thereafter.

So I don't know what to tell ya...

:/ too much drama... just reading it was painstaking... and it was a man.... kill me now!

I have another suggestion, but I'll keep that one to myself....