*Shakes Sag Board*

OH HOLY CENTAURS OF TRUTH. I HAVE JOURNEYED FROM THE BASEMENT OF THE SCORPIO BOARD, using the dusty magic 8 ball they ha in there, TO SEEK TRUE WISDOM.

It told me try again later. SO I did and then said signs point to yes. So here I am.

BLESS ME WITH YOUR HOT FIERY BODIES OF TRUTH, ARROWS OF JUSTICE AND MINDS OF HIGH KNOWLEDGE. IN THE NAME OF THE MUTABLE CROSS AND THE PLANET JUPITER!!

I leave the following as payement:

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Also this Pilot and Flight Attendant who will serve you as you travel around the world:

Ummm S'up? 😛

Posted by Jenova
Ummm S'up? 😛

Greetings. Are the offerings up to your standards? If so, please deposit wisdom. If no, please specify the minimal requirements in providing quality offerings.

Please and Thank you. *stage bows*

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Posted by Jenova
Ummm S'up? 😛

Greetings. Are the offerings up to your standards? If so, please deposit wisdom. If no, please specify the minimal requirements in providing quality offerings.

Please and Thank you. *stage bows*

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Well, I don't drink tbh... lol... but they are very generous gifts... ^_^

Please choose which section of wisdom you wish to make a withdrawal from... and did you get the short straw in coming to the Sag board...? Yes I did read the Cap board meeting post, lol, lucky for you I have a genuine and growing appreciation for Caps due to recent events.. 😆

Posted by Jenova

Well, I don't drink tbh... lol... but they are very generous gifts... ^_^

Please choose which section of wisdom you wish to make a withdrawal from... and did you get the short straw in coming to the Sag board...? Yes I did read the Cap board meeting post, lol, lucky for you I have a genuine and growing appreciation for Caps due to recent events.. 😆

-Chooses Life Goal related wisdom-

Actually, no. This is a personal visit~ I was told you Sags had free bread and water for guests, is that true?

Well... if by bread and water you mean cookies and coffee, sure...
And well if it's personal there might be cake too... nice of you to visit... I pop in on the Cap board a lot... largely because it feels pleasant in there 🙂

Whoops, must have been the Pisces Board offering that then. You both get stuff from Jupiter so my mistake.

...cookies, coffee AND cake? Well I'm enjoying my time here, no question about that!

We try. Though seems a few folks want to ruin our lawn.

*helps herself to a bottle of that fine Tennessee whiskey*

Muchas gracias Se?or! 😄

Posted by SirHorns
Whoops, must have been the Pisces Board offering that then. You both get stuff from Jupiter so my mistake.

...cookies, coffee AND cake? Well I'm enjoying my time here, no question about that!

We try. Though seems a few folks want to ruin our lawn.

Well we get more 😉 and we love to share... 😛

Hmmm yeah, I think that is global issue... people shitting on your lawn.... but still you keep it nice in there, I like that... and my experience of the Caps has been very positive. My experience in my RL is proving quite lovely tbh... I didn't know men could actually communicate like that... 😆

@ Wynter
No prob~ wisdom please?

@Jenova
It is, sadly. We try and wonderful to hear. Cardboard is amazing if you know what t do with it.

Ahaha I don't get that insult... all relationships are mirrors... if people find you all like cardboard... well what is it about them that causes that? You get back by the shovel full what you fertilise lol... I guess I'll keep seeing the fort we can build 😛

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@ Wynter
No prob~ wisdom please?

Ah, well. Hmm

The only thing I can think of is something mom gave me when I was a wee little worry-wart

It's a big silver wrist watch with a big smiley face and the words "don't worry, be happy" right across the top

🙂 Don't Worry, Be Happy 🙂

Oh. And save every penny/peso/yen/euro that you can. Shit in the future will be expensive.

Posted by Wynter
Oh. And save every penny/peso/yen/euro that you can. Shit in the future will be expensive.

...
that isn't common knowledge? 😱

hahah...dang Cappys 😄

A couple months ago I had the outside of my house painted, and was considering doing the inside as well.

I remembered what dad had told me once when I wanted to paint my bedroom black, cuz I was all ScorpRising/CapricornMooning n shit, when i was in high school.

He told me, "you can paint the house any color you want to, as long as it's white"

And I thought of those words, and he is right. It seems more roomy on the inside than it is, and less depressing and relaxing. Plus

furniture will always match the walls.

Wise words somehow don't seem too wise after some wine coolers :/

🙂

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Posted by Wynter
Oh. And save every penny/peso/yen/euro that you can. Shit in the future will be expensive.

...
that isn't common knowledge? 😱

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Like a Cap ever needed to be told that.... lol... someone's messing with ya! 😉

People..... are more valuable than money or stuff.... *nods sagely*

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Posted by Wynter
Wise words somehow don't seem too wise after some wine coolers :/

*peeks in* ok Im gonna say what I should have said from the beginning. Wynter! I think your ADORABLE! *leaves quickly *

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😛

It's the kitty 😄

🙂 thanx

* Takes notes*
People > Money
Wisdom sounds less wise after consumption of wine coolers.
Pick white walls for the Supreme Palace of Power

...hmmm. -offers more booze- anything else?

Posted by SirHorns
* Takes notes*
People > Money
Wisdom sounds less wise after consumption of wine coolers.
Pick white walls for the Supreme Palace of Power

...hmmm. -offers more booze- anything else?

Taking your time and being cautious in love is OK - *to a point* Sometimes... be like a Sag and just jump in with all four feet/hooves! We are worth it and risk missing out if you take too long. Not that we don't appreciate you want to get it right, just that sometimes not everything has to be part of a life plan and I'm guessing the divorce courts have as many Goats as horses... ^_^ The thing about finding something amazing is to grab on and enjoy the ride! It might just be a ride but that has value too... It might be more than you dreamed of as well...

Ahem, erm.../essay 😆

What would like to know...ask and you shall receive

Posted by JustaSag
What would like to know...ask and you shall receive

Would it be wise to let uppity people know I read Voltaire OR should I play dumb, find a Sag and challenge them to a sex-off?

Hmm...that's an interesting question. Being a Sag...I tend to say you should do both. Let them know you read Voltaire, and then challenge them to a sex-off. Before or after. Or during...

Posted by JustaSag
Hmm...that's an interesting question. Being a Sag...I tend to say you should do both. Let them know you read Voltaire, and then challenge them to a sex-off. Before or after. Or during...

Hmm. Happy to do both. Sneaking that in during would be funny!

"Oh hey, who ever moans loudest gets read Voltaire while we wait for round two!" 😄

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by JustaSag
What would like to know...ask and you shall receive

Would it be wise to let uppity people know I read Voltaire OR should I play dumb, find a Sag and challenge them to a sex-off?

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Always let people know that stuff... tbh with most Sag's you wouldn't need to challenge them to a sex-off once they know that... most Sag's are sapiosexual... so all our clothes fall in the face of intelligence 😛 😆

lol ^ 😄

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination - Voltaire

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Shhhh.... if you listen very carefully, you can hear the rustle of clothes falling on the Sag floor here.... 😛

This is true...we like smart people. Anyone can be physically attractive...it's pretty hard for someone to be mentally attractive.