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MrFirebird
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Posted by Wynter
It would be awesome to be a hood ornament! 😆

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😄 Wait a minute... is that funny—? hmmmm.... I have a rep to keep...

http://url.dxpnet.com/?f=http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/dam/assets/160519102330-google-flypaper-patent-780x439.jpg

I am beginning to think that the "Millennial" Generation aka Generation Y, consisting of those whom are the current young best and brightest
who come up with all these things like cars that drive themselves and can glue a man to the hood like a grasshopper
on a semi's big picture window are they who just so happened to have come of age along about the same time
Johnny Knoxville became popular.

You see, it used to be that "motorcycles/autoracing and flying are dangerous".then along came Johnny Knoxville and ever since, the kids he
and his crew had influenced a bunch of kids to go out and intentionally try to outdo each other in a game of "dumb and dumber" proudly
put on display for all the world to see, doing things that would have provoked disdain and severe judgement older generations.
It "may be" that "jackass" generation will turn out to be the logical term for the millenials.
There are reasons why the term "Jackass" was coined.

For example:









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Posted by Wynter
Posted by MrFirebird
I forgot what I was going to say.....

Oh yes, now I remember.....

okay.....

P.S., Wynter,

Regarding the "Transgender" Bathrooms:

What if they change their minds?


You know, if I'm sitting there on the turlet and in the next stall someone popped in and and started peeing whilst facing the toilet, I would probably clutch my phone a little bit tighter at first....but then I would think "well, if ya gotta go, you gotta go!"

then just carry on as usual
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I think you may have missed the pun....

Think about the new transgender door sign Half-man-half woman.
Now, my understanding is that a transgender individual is one who
gets his/her privates snipped and repackaged.

What I asked was "What if they change their minds?".
I assume that the hard truth is that t's too late to go back and.... snip!!..
things will never be quite the same.
I imagine that that experience, which "can" happen, may create some
serious mental issues for the already troubled and confused mind.
Issues that can lead to active protests - they then choose to rebel
against their original rebellion that led to the original "SNIP!" and
demand that the bathrooms be removed or that additional bathrooms
be added at the expense of the taxpayer and private businesses -
thus we would have the original ladies and men's rooms, then transgender
bathrooms, and the "I changed my mind" bathroom.

You follow?

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Wynter
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Posted by MrFirebird
Posted by Wynter
Posted by MrFirebird
I forgot what I was going to say.....

Oh yes, now I remember.....

okay.....

P.S., Wynter,

Regarding the "Transgender" Bathrooms:

What if they change their minds?


You know, if I'm sitting there on the turlet and in the next stall someone popped in and and started peeing whilst facing the toilet, I would probably clutch my phone a little bit tighter at first....but then I would think "well, if ya gotta go, you gotta go!"

then just carry on as usual
I think you may have missed the pun....

Think about the new transgender door sign Half-man-half woman.
Now, my understanding is that a transgender individual is one who
gets his/her privates snipped and repackaged.

What I asked was "What if they change their minds?".
I assume that the hard truth is that t's too late to go back and.... snip!!..
things will never be quite the same.
I imagine that that experience, which "can" happen, may create some
serious mental issues for the already troubled and confused mind.
Issues that can lead to active protests - they then choose to rebel
against their original rebellion that led to the original "SNIP!" and
demand that the bathrooms be removed or that additional bathrooms
be added at the expense of the taxpayer and private businesses -
thus we would have the original ladies and men's rooms, then transgender
bathrooms, and the "I changed my mind" bathroom.

You follow?

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YEah, gottit
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MrFirebird
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Posted by Wynter
Some people shouldn't have children.

LOL, Miss Wynter

Wait!

http://jessicagottlieb.com/2016/05/harambe-group-think-lack-thereof/

Huh?

http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/05/30/killing-a-gorilla-to-save-a-white-boy-was-a-racist-move-according-to-public-outcry-346410

https://twitter.com/NelsonEmpowered/status/736972912977190921

Black Outrage Over Gorilla Shot To Protect ‘White Privilege’. Just One Problem…
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/30/black-outrage-gorilla-shot-protect-white-privilege-just-one-problem/

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Just to be politically correct, I should start a movement called "Black Gorilla Live's Matter"


I think I got that LOL right. One of those kinda sad, but sometimes true, though.

Can you imagine had it been a female black gorilla, what kind uproar there would have been?

Various CNN (and other liberal left thinking) Headlines (typical)
Lesbian Female Gorilla shot dead in the zoo - LGBT and feminists in rage
Black Gorilla shot dead in the zoo - Black Lives Matter hit the streets, if you're black, you should too!!!
Zookeeper used a gun to save child from black lesbian female gorilla - anti-gun rights activists march on Washington.
Endangered black lesbian female gorilla shot dead to save a stupid human - Animal rights activists join in the outcry
It was a female black gorilla - anit-violence against women group speak out.
Zookeeper made more money than the gorilla, equal-rights group claims.
Ecologists question the practice of keeping animals in a zoo after gorilla was shot dead - demands closing all zoos
EPA to regulate the amount of methane gas allowed in city zoos Private animal owner's pets could be next! EPA recommends rectal catalytic converters.
Consolidated liberals shout stop the hate!
Are you angry? If not? Why not?

The news media - Ever heard the saying no news is good news?





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CINCINNATI – The 74-year-old zookeeper who raised Harambe says he hasn't stopped crying since Cincinnati Zoo staff shot the gorilla, but he doesn't blame them under the circumstances.

Like other Silverback gorillas, 17-year-old Harambe was a "gentle giant" and might have been only protecting the 3-year-old boy who squirmed into the gorilla enclosure in Cincinnati on Saturday, according to Jerry Stones, Facilities Director at the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas.

But Stones said there was no way to predict if the gorilla would have become aggressive because of the boy's surprising presence.

“The child was in danger. It’s a tragic set of circumstances that left a beautiful young gorilla in a situation that was foreign and ultimately ended up being dangerous for him,” Stones told the New York Daily News.

http://www.wcpo.com/news/local-news/hamilton-county/cincinnati/texas-zookeeper-mourns-gorilla-he-raised-but-doesnt-blame-cincinnati-zoo-staff-for-killing-him

Yeah uhhh Mr Gorilla got shot down, shot down, shot down
Mr Gorilla got shot down lowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.