Stuff (Page 80)

This topic was created in the Sagittarius forum by Wynter on Wednesday, October 12, 2011 and has 4428 replies.

You are on page out of 89 | Reverse Order
Profile picture of MrFirebird
@MrFirebird
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Wynter
It would be awesome to be a hood ornament! 😆

Image Not Found

😄 Wait a minute... is that funny—? hmmmm.... I have a rep to keep...

http://url.dxpnet.com/?f=http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/dam/assets/160519102330-google-flypaper-patent-780x439.jpg

I am beginning to think that the "Millennial" Generation aka Generation Y, consisting of those whom are the current young best and brightest
who come up with all these things like cars that drive themselves and can glue a man to the hood like a grasshopper
on a semi's big picture window are they who just so happened to have come of age along about the same time
Johnny Knoxville became popular.

You see, it used to be that "motorcycles/autoracing and flying are dangerous".then along came Johnny Knoxville and ever since, the kids he
and his crew had influenced a bunch of kids to go out and intentionally try to outdo each other in a game of "dumb and dumber" proudly
put on display for all the world to see, doing things that would have provoked disdain and severe judgement older generations.
It "may be" that "jackass" generation will turn out to be the logical term for the millenials.
There are reasons why the term "Jackass" was coined.

For example:

Profile picture of MrFirebird
@MrFirebird
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Wynter

Posted by MrFirebird
I forgot what I was going to say.....

Oh yes, now I remember.....

okay.....

P.S., Wynter,

Regarding the "Transgender" Bathrooms:

What if they change their minds?

You know, if I'm sitting there on the turlet and in the next stall someone popped in and and started peeing whilst facing the toilet, I would probably clutch my phone a little bit tighter at first....but then I would think "well, if ya gotta go, you gotta go!"

then just carry on as usual

click to expand

I think you may have missed the pun....

Think about the new transgender door sign Half-man-half woman.
Now, my understanding is that a transgender individual is one who
gets his/her privates snipped and repackaged.

What I asked was "What if they change their minds?".
I assume that the hard truth is that t's too late to go back and.... snip!!..
things will never be quite the same.
I imagine that that experience, which "can" happen, may create some
serious mental issues for the already troubled and confused mind.
Issues that can lead to active protests - they then choose to rebel
against their original rebellion that led to the original "SNIP!" and
demand that the bathrooms be removed or that additional bathrooms
be added at the expense of the taxpayer and private businesses -
thus we would have the original ladies and men's rooms, then transgender
bathrooms, and the "I changed my mind" bathroom.

You follow?

Profile picture of MrFirebird
@MrFirebird
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by sagiluv
Stuff ?

Yes!
Stuff!

You know stuff? IF not, you might learn a thing or two about stuff.

For example, they put stuff in "stuffed" animals.
But not all stuffed animals are frauds masquerading around
as animals, wearing fake fur, etc. No some stuffed animals
were once alive and well.

Hope that stuff helps.

Profile picture of Wynter
@Wynter
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by Wynter

Posted by MrFirebird
I forgot what I was going to say.....

Oh yes, now I remember.....

okay.....

P.S., Wynter,

Regarding the "Transgender" Bathrooms:

What if they change their minds?

You know, if I'm sitting there on the turlet and in the next stall someone popped in and and started peeing whilst facing the toilet, I would probably clutch my phone a little bit tighter at first....but then I would think "well, if ya gotta go, you gotta go!"

then just carry on as usual

I think you may have missed the pun....

Think about the new transgender door sign Half-man-half woman.
Now, my understanding is that a transgender individual is one who
gets his/her privates snipped and repackaged.

What I asked was "What if they change their minds?".
I assume that the hard truth is that t's too late to go back and.... snip!!..
things will never be quite the same.
I imagine that that experience, which "can" happen, may create some
serious mental issues for the already troubled and confused mind.
Issues that can lead to active protests - they then choose to rebel
against their original rebellion that led to the original "SNIP!" and
demand that the bathrooms be removed or that additional bathrooms
be added at the expense of the taxpayer and private businesses -
thus we would have the original ladies and men's rooms, then transgender
bathrooms, and the "I changed my mind" bathroom.

You follow?

click to expand

YEah, gottit

Profile picture of MrFirebird
@MrFirebird
14 Years10,000+ Posts

I think about the Mexican migrants whom I worked with at the farms and ranches.
Very hard workin' people.
Scattered like dry leaves.... among the fragments of my memories.
Sometimes it seems like it was just yesterday. Sometimes, it seems like it's forever far and away.
What to do?, ya know?
Just keep ridin'.

Profile picture of MrFirebird
@MrFirebird
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Anyone else been to El Paso, Texas? Down there along the Rio Grand, bordering Mexico and New Mexico.
Been through there many times.
And like my grandfathers before me, I am now a Grand-Daddy.

Profile picture of MrFirebird
@MrFirebird
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Life is like that.
You just come and go.
Doesn't seem to matter who you are,
and what you say and do.
The future generations seem inclined,
Quite inclined to forget you.

Profile picture of MrFirebird
@MrFirebird
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Wynter
Some people shouldn't have children.

LOL, Miss Wynter

Wait!

http://jessicagottlieb.com/2016/05/harambe-group-think-lack-thereof/

Huh?

http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/05/30/killing-a-gorilla-to-save-a-white-boy-was-a-racist-move-according-to-public-outcry-346410

https://twitter.com/NelsonEmpowered/status/736972912977190921

Black Outrage Over Gorilla Shot To Protect ‘White Privilege’. Just One Problem…
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/30/black-outrage-gorilla-shot-protect-white-privilege-just-one-problem/

Image Not Found

Just to be politically correct, I should start a movement called "Black Gorilla Live's Matter"

I think I got that LOL right. One of those kinda sad, but sometimes true, though.

Can you imagine had it been a female black gorilla, what kind uproar there would have been?

Various CNN (and other liberal left thinking) Headlines (typical)
Lesbian Female Gorilla shot dead in the zoo - LGBT and feminists in rage
Black Gorilla shot dead in the zoo - Black Lives Matter hit the streets, if you're black, you should too!!!
Zookeeper used a gun to save child from black lesbian female gorilla - anti-gun rights activists march on Washington.
Endangered black lesbian female gorilla shot dead to save a stupid human - Animal rights activists join in the outcry
It was a female black gorilla - anit-violence against women group speak out.
Zookeeper made more money than the gorilla, equal-rights group claims.
Ecologists question the practice of keeping animals in a zoo after gorilla was shot dead - demands closing all zoos
EPA to regulate the amount of methane gas allowed in city zoos Private animal owner's pets could be next! EPA recommends rectal catalytic converters.
Consolidated liberals shout stop the hate!
Are you angry? If not? Why not?

The news media - Ever heard the saying no news is good news?

Profile picture of Wynter
@Wynter
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Lol, Mr. Bird 🙂

I notice that link showing the cell phone footage of mama calling to her brat has been dc'd.

Ah, well. Nothing to see here, move along.

Profile picture of MrFirebird
@MrFirebird
14 Years10,000+ Posts

CINCINNATI – The 74-year-old zookeeper who raised Harambe says he hasn't stopped crying since Cincinnati Zoo staff shot the gorilla, but he doesn't blame them under the circumstances.

Like other Silverback gorillas, 17-year-old Harambe was a "gentle giant" and might have been only protecting the 3-year-old boy who squirmed into the gorilla enclosure in Cincinnati on Saturday, according to Jerry Stones, Facilities Director at the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas.

But Stones said there was no way to predict if the gorilla would have become aggressive because of the boy's surprising presence.

“The child was in danger. It’s a tragic set of circumstances that left a beautiful young gorilla in a situation that was foreign and ultimately ended up being dangerous for him,” Stones told the New York Daily News.

http://www.wcpo.com/news/local-news/hamilton-county/cincinnati/texas-zookeeper-mourns-gorilla-he-raised-but-doesnt-blame-cincinnati-zoo-staff-for-killing-him

Yeah uhhh Mr Gorilla got shot down, shot down, shot down
Mr Gorilla got shot down lowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Profile picture of MrFirebird
@MrFirebird
14 Years10,000+ Posts

For all those who are angry at the zookeeper in Ohio.
And for those who would want an ape for a pet.
And for those who would protect animals that
would kill em in a heartbeat.
The zookeeper did the right thing.

Profile picture of Wynter
@Wynter
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Lol, pour me a cool glass of fresh morning optimism too!

They let the irresponsible baby momma off the hook, as expected.

Be a cold day before we ever see an apology, as well.

Heh.