29 year old scorpion virgin in NYC!!!

http://www.janemag.com/magazine/articles/2006/08/21/SarahArticle
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/445903p-375434c.html
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Manhattanite Sarah DiMuro claims she's a 29-year-old virgin, but she wants to lose that exalted status by the time she turns 30.

So she's enlisted the good offices of Jane magazine to help her find the right man for the job - and the deadline is her birthday, Nov. 7.

"I'm a little bit anxious about all of this," the 5-foot-5_ , 108-pound blond told me yesterday over the phone. "I guess this is why my stomach hurts so much. I never went all the way before because I didn't feel right - I just didn't."

The Catholic-raised Rhode Island native - who writes autobiographical humor pieces and does stand-up comedy when she is not fashioning enticing come-ons ("rich and luscious, moist and decadent") for an online bakery - went on: "Recently I just became startlingly aware of the fact that I'm about to turn 30. Some people buy a new car. Some people get their hair cut differently.

"Me, I haven't done so much with my life in terms of social stuff. So this is my adventure - with a kind of scientific method."

DiMuro, who says her first kiss with a boy didn't happen till she was 23, won't discuss her sexual experiences at the all-female Smith College ("What happens at Smith stays at Smith"), but has signed a legal document attesting to her chaste condition.

As for a medical exam to verify her claim, "I would be totally willing, I would be thrilled, actually," she said. "Well, don't say 'thrilled.' Say I would be comfortable with that kind of evidence."

Predictably, DiMuro's unusual quest has proved a PR bonanza for both herself and the women's mag - which will publish her blog about the multifarious blind dates and her progress,if any, from first base to home plate.

The television show "The Insider" planned to have a camera crew on hand for DiMuro's first date last night with an unidentified "fiction writer," and I hear the "Today" show is also considering a segment.

"All this attention freaks me out," she insisted.

Let's just hope it doesn't cause performance anxiety.
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quite a news....

well that's courageous of her to come out in public like that..and really make it known...especially in this culture where everything is so fast paced...
but is it really that big of a deal? yeah okay she's a virgin...she says she hasn't done it yet cause it hasn't felt right in the past...and congrats to her...a lot of times people just jump in without really thinking things through...and that's cool for her i guess that she's able to have such self control...but why is this story on the insider? and the today show? i mean who freaking cares, it's NOT THAT big of a deal..it's not like she's been diagnosed with some horrible disease and we're now just finding out about it....

it's kind of disturbing that her "virgin story" is being used for entertainment values.....
and why is she even talking about this to the magazine? ugh...okay i'm gonna stop now i'm begining to ramble and not make sense anymore

haha.

"Yeah, personally if she were sincere she wouldn't be publishing her business in a magazine. "

What line of reasoning did you use to reach this conclusion?(except the "Scorpios=bad" axiom)

i agree with aprilbaby, stuff like that is personal private buisness...and if she's going to come out in public and address that to the whole world...than she should do it in a classy way...not by posting it in a magazine to be set up on dates...or have news programs air it...if she wants people to know her story that's fine...but a lot of what she's doing is so classless...

She is a stand-up comedian, I doubt such publicity does her much good.

Come on, it's not something to be proud of, and anyway I don't think it's very beneficial-people will forget about this in a week, except for those who know her, and that'll just weird them out.

"A standup comedian is a public figure. In PR, any publicity is good publicity. People would come and see her standup JUST because of this article. Oh, and she can get book deals, TV appearances, and even a reality show. Do you think I'm kidding? It happens like that is this society."

I would have thought actual quality of her act would have something to do with it, I mean-why would people go see a stand-up comedian just because she's a virgin?

Is 5 minutes of glory really worth becoming a social outcast(I'm exaggerating, but not by much)?

Hey Yama, you got the hots for this chick?

I think she's a lesbian and that she is most certainly doing this for PR. Who waits until they're 30 because "she just didn't feel right", and then decides she must lose it in a matter of less than 2 months.

What would make her feel more "right" about that? It doesn't make sense.

"Hey Yama, you got the hots for this chick?"

I have a fetish for 30 year-old virgins.

"if she makes a fat stack of cash in the process,I'm sure this chick will take any flak that is sent her way...."

Is www.janemag.com and www.nydailynews.com really such a big deal?

Yama, I knew it. 😉

Actually, I was more thinking of the fact that she went to an all-girls' school and commented that what happened there stayed there.

If she's a lesbian, that would explain why having sex with a man "just didn't feel right".


hehehe

I agree with you on that. Then again, if they're interested in her solely because of this little stunt, disappointment is to be expected.

She and I share the same birthday! Yay! But...I'm no virgin...i really hate to admit that. Why publicize it though? People are straaange! It's gonna hurt!!!! I would love to talk to her personally! And she is gonna bleed like a pig 🙂 if it's done right! LMAO! Ladies you should know what i mean by that.

Really— I mean not like period blood-but you know...🙂 let me leave this topic alone and take my nasty behind elsewhere.

*karima hangs her head in shame and leaves* 🙂