Beetleguese (Page 2)

and I have a Chihuahua, so you can cancel your compensation jokes

ha! you know, I wasn't even thinking on those terms, it was all innocent I swear xD! If you were trying to make up for anything *else* well then ......

lmao!!!

Never knew you had a quirky sense of humor like that lol. Kinda like mine ^_^.





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lmao!!!

Never knew you had a quirky sense of humor like that lol. Kinda like mine ^_^.





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CappySweetie: I suggest you stop talking to this man once and for all. As the Pisces King I declare this man a treacherous coward due to the fact that he has breached a gentlemen's agreement and broke a pact of non-aggression between two brother kingdoms. Scorpio King, I demand an apology in front of everyone before any unnecessary blood is shed....This is your first and last warning.

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LOL!!! When did you come on 😄

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lmao!!!

Never knew you had a quirky sense of humor like that lol. Kinda like mine ^_^.





hmmmmmmmm

CappySweetie: I suggest you stop talking to this man once and for all. As the Pisces King I declare this man a treacherous coward due to the fact that he has breached a gentlemen's agreement and broke a pact of non-aggression between two brother kingdoms. Scorpio King, I demand an apology in front of everyone before any unnecessary blood is shed....This is your first and last warning.

LOL!!! When did you come on 😄

On DXP? Just now.

On your mind? Always 😉

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LOL!!! I needed that laugh, how are you doing ^_^.

Okay -- a Pisces and a Scorpio ...... who get along and who are so good for each other 😄


Don't worry Seasiren, it's all one big bromance here ^_^. Nice*****

AND THE TWO DUDE BOTH HAVE CAPRICORN MOONS!

Yep, you two will get along just fine and you will love each other to bits. With all of you pomp and circumstance 😄



*ciao*

Colgate total !!!! OMG what. I had to comment on that one lol. But I will have to get out of here soon.

I need to get home, I am a tired goat girl ....

... with a fish's tail.

^^LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at 'little things' lol!!!!!!!!

You are crazy 😄


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... with a fish's tail.

Oh yeah! You shaky shaky while I brushie brushie that tail of yours 😉

'Little things' 😄

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Better use this it is more natural. 😉

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Posted by Beetleguese
damn i look all kinds a sexxxaay

mmmmm and smell minty fresh .....can I lick you— LOL

PD

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Posted by Beetleguese
damn i look all kinds a sexxxaay

mmmmm and smell minty fresh .....can I lick you— LOL

PD

Have you the talent & stamina to appease the Scorpion King?😉

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Does ice turn to water when it is heated? lol

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damn i look all kinds a sexxxaay

mmmmm and smell minty fresh .....can I lick you— LOL

PD

Have you the talent & stamina to appease the Scorpion King?😉

Does ice turn to water when it is heated? lol

Does this Pisces dream of bringing said water to a boil?🙂

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Might want to wear your oven mits. 😉

PD

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lol I'm missing out on all the fun! 😄

Hey cutie 😉

Hey 🙂 I was too busy sticking up for us Pisces on the Virgo forum lol. Nothing too bad happened, just someone saying that all Pisces are 2 faced and things like that =/

Hehe, I might go in there to piss in their coffee. After I'm done spanking this Scorpio of course 😉

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You two ...why bother even giving that place a piece of your energy? Let them be pathetic fools. The more you feed into their frenzy the more pleasure they gain and feel justified. If you simply ignore them than they feel insignificant as they really are. 😉

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damn i look all kinds a sexxxaay

mmmmm and smell minty fresh .....can I lick you— LOL

PD

Have you the talent & stamina to appease the Scorpion King?😉

Does ice turn to water when it is heated? lol

Does this Pisces dream of bringing said water to a boil?🙂

Might want to wear your oven mits. 😉

PD

I'd rather part those cheeks for a top hat containment🙂

LMAO...nice one Mr. Clean 😉

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I bet you would..........

BG, I have a question.


What type of tree are you? 🙂 I'm curious, if you are a worldly guy, you'd know how to answer me*

OMG I totally asked for that *facepalm*

That's not what you were suppose to say ...oh dear lol

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OMG I totally asked for that *facepalm*

That's not what you were suppose to say ...oh dear lol

Oh you wanted a specific tree...like a Chestnut?

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hahaha, OMG you are terrible -- I can tell you haven't been around many cap girls, not with all those nuts on the brain 😉

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OMG I totally asked for that *facepalm*

That's not what you were suppose to say ...oh dear lol

Oh you wanted a specific tree...like a Chestnut?

hahaha, OMG you are terrible -- I can tell you haven't been around many cap girls, not with all those nuts on the brain 😉

Puhhhhleeease, I turned one out that had never even shaved her pussy before (told her she would if she wanted to see me again...I got text confirmation next day) She'd never fucked outdoors...fixed that, hadn't had her balloon knot serviced, brought that out too, coached her on deep throating, had her booking and paying for hotel rooms and bringing the sushi and liqour.

In essence I trained her for the next guy, oh she bragged about what a great lay she was....pfffft...noob...and she was my age.

Yeah, I know cappies...they talk a good game, but when it comes time to put up or shut up....they scream in ecstasy like they never have before.

Now that may not be you...after all it's just astrology, not a science😉

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:O ummm, I will be honest and say that I do not know about a few things you said you did with her LOL!

AND EXCUSE ME! But not all cappies are created equal ... but you already covered that so I can't yell at you about it .. damn. And she paid for the hotel, what—?? She must not have been a December born 😉

Anyway, I can talk a good game and keep it mister 😛!!!! However, I'm not a freaky-bag -- I'm Dec. 25th, so I must keep some holy stuff with me or I am a afraid things will get all mixed up lol I won't deep throat a guy while standing on my head hahahaha.

But Scorpio men just get carried away, yes you all do.

lol, OMG you're nasty. I just read the post again and I can only imagine.

Nope, Nov. 16 with Dec. 25 .... no way, can't be right xD!!!!

*smh*

Forget I ever, ever, EVER asked about your tree sweetheart ^_^.


*man is crazy*

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*I am CRYING!✨ oh my Cappysweetie
you walked right into that🙂
***Scorpio Board***

Seeee, was trying to be all sweet & stuff and I just wanted to ask him something real simple and nice. But no, he just messed it all up haha

Posted by Beetleguese
Awww, but I thought I was your Nov 16 soulmate? And I gave you a correct answer but you went the sex route with it.



Nov 12 to Nov 21
Chestnut Tree


Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

Now go weed whack that forest and make me a sammich🙂

*pie in the face*

OK you're the one who ... :p!!!!!! You set me up!

Posted by aPiscesPrincess
lol Yes it's safe to enter 🙂 I'm just trying to put myself in a better mood.. it's been going downhill real fast 😢

Awww don't let others put you in a bad mood .. although that is very pisces like ^_^.

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lol Well we all know BG's a perv (and proud of it), but that's what we love about him 😄

But damn it all to hell! He siad hardwood and then I was like "whatever, he's not going to tell me his tree so forget it". Then he says freaking chestnut and then I think 'a chest w/ a nut' and then things just got screwy when he talked about ballooning a capricorn or whatever the hell that means. So I just quit .. now I realized he tricked me. Hahahaha whatever.

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lol Yes it's safe to enter 🙂 I'm just trying to put myself in a better mood.. it's been going downhill real fast 😢

Awww don't let others put you in a bad mood .. although that is very pisces like ^_^.

Yes I think it is, other peoples moods seem to rub off on us too much sometimes.

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I have a pisces mom w/ a pisces moon so yes I know 😉 but I'm think Mr.King of the Ocean will be ok once he's out of his funk so no worries ^_^.

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lol Well we all know BG's a perv (and proud of it), but that's what we love about him 😄

But damn it all to hell! He siad hardwood and then I was like "whatever, he's not going to tell me his tree so forget it". Then he says freaking chestnut and then I think 'a chest w/ a nut' and then things just got screwy when he talked about ballooning a capricorn or whatever the hell that means. So I just quit .. now I realized he tricked me. Hahahaha whatever.

hahahah 😄 Well that helped to put me in a better mood.. I don't quite get it either, but whatever, it sounds funny lol 😄

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I don't get it either, see why I don't trust. Men w/ stingers. They will sting you and you don't even know .....

:O .... uhhh ...oops

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:O .... uhhh ...oops

Guess not. Bye.

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*rolls eyes*

Don't let that hit and split ya right down the ass crack.

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lol Well we all know BG's a perv (and proud of it), but that's what we love about him 😄

But damn it all to hell! He siad hardwood and then I was like "whatever, he's not going to tell me his tree so forget it". Then he says freaking chestnut and then I think 'a chest w/ a nut' and then things just got screwy when he talked about ballooning a capricorn or whatever the hell that means. So I just quit .. now I realized he tricked me. Hahahaha whatever.

hahahah 😄 Well that helped to put me in a better mood.. I don't quite get it either, but whatever, it sounds funny lol 😄

I don't get it either, see why I don't trust. Men w/ stingers. They will sting you and you don't even know .....

hahaha 😄 Kind of like when they sneak having sex with you in the middle of the night and you wake up finding him on top of you haha 😄

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EXACTLY ! A scorpio ex did that to me a few times, no consideration at all. I wake up and he's behind me :/ he was a fucker ... literally

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Balloon Knot, church lady, sheesh...aPP be a dear and point her in the right direction for an explanation

I'm not a church lady .... too much ...!!!!

But its ok, I really don't need to know what it means. I'm ok ^_^. Thanks

Oh my gosh ...... I need patience

😢

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lol Well we all know BG's a perv (and proud of it), but that's what we love about him 😄

But damn it all to hell! He siad hardwood and then I was like "whatever, he's not going to tell me his tree so forget it". Then he says freaking chestnut and then I think 'a chest w/ a nut' and then things just got screwy when he talked about ballooning a capricorn or whatever the hell that means. So I just quit .. now I realized he tricked me. Hahahaha whatever.

hahahah 😄 Well that helped to put me in a better mood.. I don't quite get it either, but whatever, it sounds funny lol 😄

I don't get it either, see why I don't trust. Men w/ stingers. They will sting you and you don't even know .....

hahaha 😄 Kind of like when they sneak having sex with you in the middle of the night and you wake up finding him on top of you haha 😄

EXACTLY ! A scorpio ex did that to me a few times, no consideration at all. I wake up and he's behind me :/ he was a fucker ... literally

See, a lot of women actually get turned on by that, waking up to being eaten or feeling the head sliding into them, and some church ladies don't like it. That's okay, we all get to choose what we like and don't like. But don't hook up with a scorp if you don't like hot, passionate, raw, kinky sex and lovemaking to boot.🙂

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Whatever! I didn't say I didn't like it 😛 but goodness, all the time —? And I'm NOT a church lady. You freaking devil's spawn you lol!!!!! The nerve

Posted by ScorpioDreamer
Well, goodnight guys....and aPP, hope tomorrow is a better day for you. 🙂

Nite nite SD 🙂

And to Peri, whatever has cut that fin of yours ..... I hope its funny better by morning 🙂 and I'm aware you're not upset but something has given you the johnney-donwer.

Anyway, I hope it gets better 🙂

Goodnight Scorpio crazy man 😉 hope that girl is a cappy 😄 just so she'd slap you.

There was a typo in my last post.


I think I will seek my bed too

ooooo dear here goes the BG thread again. *sigh smirk*

ROFL @ APP that picture is so freaking funny!!!!

So funny how many pisces frequent the scorp board. lol Hope all my water friends are well. 🙂

My dearest Liege,

I've decided to conscientiously object to the Lolz Ban on the grounds that it ruins my day and it's against my religion not to laugh. I hereby request a substitute for "Lolz"!

Namely, LULZ.

Sincerely,

Sea Siren

Cappy Sweets, we'll rent him out, though, for the right fee!

😉

BG, I knew you would be willing to do your part for inter-kingdom relations! You shall be rewarded for your sacrifice. 😉

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Or something like that, I've always thought perv was a bit harsh, but hey I can wear that hat if it's tossed at me😉

I wouldn't know. I'm a water sign, too. We all take it as a compliment 🙂

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^^^ True that! "Badge of Honor"

LOL! And the badge features our personal faves from the Kama Sutra. 😉

Ah this thread amuses me so. 🙂

Posted by Sea Siren
Cappy Sweets, we'll rent him out, though, for the right fee!

😉

OOOOOO NNOOOO Siren 🙂 You can have him, keep him, take him, it's ok, it's ok, it's ok lol. His and I's Karma-Synergy wouldn't match and I will be left to disappear into my home planet of saturn.

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Cappy Sweets, we'll rent him out, though, for the right fee!

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OOOOOO NNOOOO Siren 🙂 You can have him, keep him, take him, it's ok, it's ok, it's ok lol. His and I's Karma-Synergy wouldn't match and I will be left to disappear into my home planet of saturn.

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LOL! I dunno, Capz! Seeing a lot of Scorp/Cap pair ups these days, around here and in RL. Ya nevah know!

Beetle, I didn't know you'd caught a fish! YAY! Now, don't fuck it up. lol That's the hardest part. Well..not the hardest. 😉

Posted by Beetleguese
SS is happily married....to a scorp ( go figure 🙂 ) and I already have an awesome fish 🙂

Try not to cry too much over losing your Nov 16 soulmate to a sweet mermaid 😉

*checks off the list* Good riddance

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Cappy Sweets, we'll rent him out, though, for the right fee!

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OOOOOO NNOOOO Siren 🙂 You can have him, keep him, take him, it's ok, it's ok, it's ok lol. His and I's Karma-Synergy wouldn't match and I will be left to disappear into my home planet of saturn.

LOL! I dunno, Capz! Seeing a lot of Scorp/Cap pair ups these days, around here and in RL. Ya nevah know!

Beetle, I didn't know you'd caught a fish! YAY! Now, don't fuck it up. lol That's the hardest part. Well..not the hardest. 😉

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I had enough with one scorpio -- this was before DXP lol. Don't know if I can do it with another. I think I'm way too airy for one of those dudes -- things will start off good then as soon as I become a space cadet, that scorpio will use it's damn stinger on me ):

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Cappy Sweets, we'll rent him out, though, for the right fee!

😉

OOOOOO NNOOOO Siren 🙂 You can have him, keep him, take him, it's ok, it's ok, it's ok lol. His and I's Karma-Synergy wouldn't match and I will be left to disappear into my home planet of saturn.

Yeah plus we all know Cappysweety loves me and only me.

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Only when you're not being a pain in the bum***** 😛

Plus, you don't love me, so why should I love you. You only love my Sea-goatie style 😉