dxp big brother (Page 3)

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by ~devil's_the_name~ on Tuesday, June 5, 2007 and has 170 replies.

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@P-Angel
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Actually you all are talking about nationalities .. those are countries, not races of people .. they are all Bedouins, though.

Thier race is called Bedouins, lol

India and Iran are COUNTRIES

Anyhoot .. is thread ready for the funny farm, yet?

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@P-Angel
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And for whomever cares, when Aprilbaby was using that term, "monkey" ..

.. that was a racial slur against black people in our country.

Way to go Aprilbaby .. that's pretty much all that was needed to show your idiocy.

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@Lady_M
20 Years10,000+ Posts

"And for whomever cares, when Aprilbaby was using that term, "monkey" ..

.. that was a racial slur against black people in our country.
"

Word!?!! that bitch.

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@Lady_M
20 Years10,000+ Posts

Not all Africans are the same.

Just like we're arguing the many shades of middle easterners...the same can be said for Africans.

Which is why this entire debate is futile.

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@Yama
20 Years5,000+ PostsScorpio

300 Spartans stand in a phalanx, ready for battle, when suddenly a face-hugger leaps out from a crack in the mountain side and onto one of the Spartan warriors*

"WHOA!" *Shouts the attacked Spartan* "Its crawling all over me......Ooooooo......it tickles.....hehehehehe........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......get.....ooooooo, cold hands......"

*The other Spartans look on confused*

"Knock it off Thyrmacles, you dick."

/

'*King Leonidas stands before the Indian/Persian alien. The Indian/Persian alien is positioned dangerously close to a space vortex hole thingy..*

"This is SPARTA!" *Shouts Leonidas*

*Suddenly a Spartan soldier taps Leonidas on the shoulder* "Ah...my king...we're in outerspace...remember?"

"What? Shit....ummm.....this is NOT SPARTA.....AT ALL....."'

Those are pretty good, but they lack a build-up.

The year - 480 BC. The place - The peloponnese.

A small crowd of children assembles in front of a foreign object, lodged deep in the soil.

"What is it?" inquires one of the kids innocently "Appollo's chariot?", "No," another replies "it must be some sort of aritfact", "you both got it wrong," a third intervenes "it's a-"

before the boy could finish the sentence the thing opens, presenting a...thing.

The crowd falls silent in fear, and then, seconds before the aweso-...uh, gruesome carnage begins, a faint pray can be heard.

SCENE.

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@Clio
19 Years500+ Posts

GOD! Try to read one sentence at a time.

I'm going to use that on someone I know...oh that is gold, to me.

Hmm...to me is that an independent clause? To...is that a full verb? Me...that is a totally subject...

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@Yama
20 Years5,000+ PostsScorpio

"That's it! Yama, get more film! That's perfect notso....now here, hold this Persian sword...I think its Persian anyway. Now hold it up high, really high, and repeat what you said!

*Starts filming*

And don't be shy....love the camera. Its loves you."

Uh...YOU WON'T GET AWAY SO EASILY!

*strikes pose*

""A wall, I'm betting."

Right...thanks."

Wouldn't have wanted you to be caught unawares. With all of those rogue walls about, prowling for victims...

You know, that wouldn't make a half-bad movie...