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300 Spartans stand in a phalanx, ready for battle, when suddenly a face-hugger leaps out from a crack in the mountain side and onto one of the Spartan warriors*


"WHOA!" *Shouts the attacked Spartan* "Its crawling all over me......Ooooooo......it tickles.....hehehehehe........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......get.....ooooooo, cold hands......"

*The other Spartans look on confused*

"Knock it off Thyrmacles, you dick."

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'*King Leonidas stands before the Indian/Persian alien. The Indian/Persian alien is positioned dangerously close to a space vortex hole thingy..*

"This is SPARTA!" *Shouts Leonidas*

*Suddenly a Spartan soldier taps Leonidas on the shoulder* "Ah...my king...we're in outerspace...remember?"

"What? Shit....ummm.....this is NOT SPARTA.....AT ALL....."'

Those are pretty good, but they lack a build-up.


The year - 480 BC. The place - The peloponnese.

A small crowd of children assembles in front of a foreign object, lodged deep in the soil.



"What is it?" inquires one of the kids innocently "Appollo's chariot?", "No," another replies "it must be some sort of aritfact", "you both got it wrong," a third intervenes "it's a-"

before the boy could finish the sentence the thing opens, presenting a...thing.



The crowd falls silent in fear, and then, seconds before the aweso-...uh, gruesome carnage begins, a faint pray can be heard.

SCENE.
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"That's it! Yama, get more film! That's perfect notso....now here, hold this Persian sword...I think its Persian anyway. Now hold it up high, really high, and repeat what you said!

*Starts filming*

And don't be shy....love the camera. Its loves you."

Uh...YOU WON'T GET AWAY SO EASILY!

*strikes pose*


""A wall, I'm betting."

Right...thanks."

Wouldn't have wanted you to be caught unawares. With all of those rogue walls about, prowling for victims...

You know, that wouldn't make a half-bad movie...