DXP survival plan!

Are you prepared when the bloody-thirsty horde that is the DXP crowd finally decides to attack? Make a plan now, before it's too late!

My plan: If people around here were to decide that they had enough of my spamming and attack en masse, I guess I'd start talking about how Virgo+Scorpio is an awful combination, and in the chaos Dyr and S-I-L would inevitably cause I would make my escape towards one of the more sparsely populated boards, like Politics. There I would start many topics with titles such as "Global warming - Democrat scheme to raise taxes?" as my last line of defence,and possibly to let Capposweetie and Agua disperse the attack.

What is your DXP survival plan?

*inspired by Arianlatay

my survival plan:

make sure each and every scorpio on the board is smitten with me (including the ladies, wink wink) so that when shit hits the fan i won't even have to defend myself.

my serious answer: i think the best survival plan is to not take dxp seriously enough to have a survival plan.

Spam fast, Spam hard and Spam even more. I'd spam so much that everyone else would either put me on their block lists or they'd leave due to the immense ruckus that I would create. No one would have any say in anything without having something completely irrelevant derail what once was a perfectly good thread. So to sum it all up my total awesomeness would be the equivalent of 40 neutron bombs being dropped on all your asses. I! AM! BATMAN!!!111!!!1one!!!11

lmao...good one dk

Hey Wheels! Guess what!?!?!?!?

SPAM!

There I would start many topics with titles such as "Global warming - Democrat scheme to raise taxes?" as my last line of defence,and possibly to let Capposweetie and Agua disperse the attack.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! @ Yum

The survival plan is that if you are going to come over here and ask for advice and help you better be damn sure that you are being honest with yourself and with everyone else before you throw yourself over to the sharks because there are no secrets in this scorpio circle and everyone will call you on your shit. It's very hard to get sympathy here and you better be ready to hear the truth about what people really think because there is not much sugar coating, but most of the time they are right so grow some thick skin. It's a shame though that the personal attacks and name calling has to be thrown in by some people instead of just giving some tough love advice. Those people are called shit starters and they should just be completely ignored. Never, ever, respond to shit starters.

hahahaha,

This thread is funny 😄

My DXP Survival Plan: Above all else, I will still be myself, regardless 😉

Plus, I think its obviously that I don't take too much to heart 😉 So when some does go to the extreme to attack me, you can only imagine what I think of them.

It's like, "Dude or girl, are you serious?"

LOL!!!!!

I like nice things, peace, love and SNOW!!! Yeah, I like snow, well, not really snow, I like SNOW CONES. They are yummy 😛 😛 😛

Hi DK 😄

Those people are called shit starters and they should just be completely ignored. Never, ever, respond to shit starters.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! This is a statement I can agree with 🙂

Just don't eat the yellow ones. Yellow snow tastes like moose piss. I haven't slept in two days. YUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! Gangstah!

BTW...It's very easy to spot a shit starter. They are the ones that give absolutely no advice whatsoever and are only concerned about saying something that will spark anger and shock in everyone else. I think we all know who they are, but just in case....All shit starters standup and say I so that we all know who you are!!!!

Just don't eat the yellow ones. Yellow snow tastes like moose piss. I haven't slept in two days. YUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! Gangstah!

What the hell DK LOL!!!! Why no sleep?

I...could really go for a sandwich right about now.

What about brown snow cones, are those the fudge kind?

Yum, I'm so hungery 😢

I don't want to eat too much because I don't want to feel like a cow but damn it all, I'm want food. All I have is a plum 😢

I need to go get some popcorn Yum for all of this drama this morning. This is better than any soap opera. I can't seem to tear myself away from the computer and get ready for work for fear that I might miss something while I'm gone.

Would I be classified as a shit talker or raving idiot? Still haven't figured that out yet.

I'm eating a sammich right now. Well 3 footlong meatball subs actually.

Brown snow... Come on... CHAMOWN!

Here CS, this should kill your appetite for about...25 odd years.

hahahahahaha!!!!! @ DK, boy I really blew that one.

How can you eat and still be tired?

ewwwwwww!!!!!! Yum 😢 😢 😢

You usually get tired after you eat. Not during. CHAMOWN!

Holy shit Yum! I just came. That site is awesome.

I'm ready to run after I eat 😄 But I'm usually working, so I can't hahahahaha

You get tired after eating, ooohhhh DK, thats laaazzzzzyyyyyyyy

"Holy shit Yum! I just came. That site is awesome."

Heh, should've known you'd like it.🙂

"who is this mr. nice guy? that has spiderman as his avatar? is he retarded?"

Possibly.

"no offense to his friends, but i think he is a loser."

...Friends?

mr. nice's name is very ironic. and the sad thing is i don't think he can even appreciate his own ingenuity.

is chamown pronounced like michael jackson pronounces it?

*falls out of chair*

Now I understand why you say that to me DJ 😄 😄

LOL!!!! I was like, "what in the world, what the hell kind of language is that" 😆!!!!!

I rememeber we were talking about it in another thread but it was hard to explain, okay

lmfao!!!! I think of Rush Hour movies with Jackie and Chris. I have the biggiest crush on Jackie Khan! Chris Tucker is fuuuunnnnyyy. He's a nutcase and his high voice fits him.

DK09- love the peanut butter jelly song!!! lmao

ooopies, I meant DK

"is chamown pronounced like michael jackson pronounces it?"

Yes hahahahaahha! I love saying it.

"DK09- love the peanut butter jelly song!!! lmao"

Good to know hahahahaha! There's this song I wanted to post called" Please Don't Stick Your Penis in a Jar of Peanut Butter" but couldn't find it. It's pure awesome.

A penis with peanutbutter on it?

hmmm .....

elana, I remember the first time I ever got a dose of your tough love when you were still Newbie. My first thought was uh oh, here is a shit starter, but as I kept reading then some really inteligent things were said and I actually really appreciated the things you said. You give some good tough love advice girl.:-)

New User = Newbie

Oh, hi Newbie, uh Elena 🙂

Caaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppy !!!

Elena 😄!!!!!!!! Why the new user name ————

Yum: ...in the chaos Dyr and S-I-L would inevitably cause...

Nothing in this life is inevitable. Some things are quite predictable.

This thread is a fine example of the latter phenomenon, as is the assumption that DY and/or S-I-L would rush in (and thereby create chaos) to refute Yum's ad hominem statement, Virgo+Scorpio is an awful combination, when there is sufficient anecdoctal and textual evidence to support its antithesis.

[How's that for erudite SPAM?!]

^ too much hate mail?

Don't worry Elena, I understand, trust me I do 😉

hahaha

you guys are silly

"The survival plan is that if you are going to come over here and ask for advice and help you better be damn sure that you are being honest with yourself and with everyone else before you throw yourself over to the sharks because there are no secrets in this scorpio circle and everyone will call you on your shit."

This is mostly because the people who are actually in a successful relationship with a Scorpio don't even bother giving advice anymore. I did not see anything in your other post that would require "toughlove" unless one of you is an alcoholic? Life with a scorpio man does NOT require a 12-Step program.

SS: Life with a scorpio man does NOT require a 12-Step program.

But... what about life with a Scorpio Woman??

"But... what about life with a Scorpio Woman??"

lol I get along pretty easily with them, too, Dy, so I don't know. Men just need a guide in general to understand women of any sign, don't they? We're a bit more complicated. 😉

I told those fools in the other thread, BUY HER DIAMONDS!

That is the answer to all of your female questions. I promise.

Pfffft, men! When will you learn?

"I told those fools in the other thread, BUY HER DIAMONDS!"

Hmm...that DOES do a lot for one's cause, I'll admit. I'm an emerald girl myself, though. *eyes light up* 🙂

"everyone here has been nice to me, so far."

LOL Maybe that's because you haven't asked for any advice about scorpio men.... 😉

Sea Siren: Men just need a guide in general to understand women of any sign, don't they? We're a bit more complicated.

Do y'all secretly rejoice in your complexity?

Hmm...I don't, personally. It's refreshing when a man understand me, actually. 🙂

Sea Siren: It's refreshing when a man understand me, actually.

But... How do you know he really understands you, versus saying what he thinks you want to hear??

"But... How do you know he really understands you, versus saying what he thinks you want to hear??"

Because I feel it when someone truly understand me. And I can spot a liar and a fake from 20 paces, at least. 😉