Get Over Your Ex in 5 minutes! *evil laugh*

Job well done.

For more drastic measures... 😛

I thought of Nyx and devil's the name when I made this topic.

The sick part, yes but "little puppy" is often replaced with basterd.

It's only a joke anyways. I thought it was funny.

That was my special Scorpius touch hehe. It's also why I've never officially broken up with anyone. LOL

^^^ Yes that was a joke too.

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Oh right... Jokes. 😛

Well maybe next time they'll return my calls and stop getting massages from mysterious Spanish men named Sabastian.

or something

😛

Mr. Scorpius.. Are you ok?? 😛

Yes I'm fine. I'm just in a whacky mood. Mornings are great!

I thought of Nyx and devil's the name when I made this topic.

**clears throat**
hmm.and——?

i am right now trying not to assume that nyx is one those 7 women.

"LOL - I always burn the ex's stuff when the time is right."

Like, when he's out of town?

You are a scary, scary lady.

😛

btw, you wouldn't happen to live in SoCal, would you?

"yum, I'm from Oakland. On the east coast now."

Cool, cool...

*one minute of silence in honor of the dead joke*

"I nearly burnt down the house once when the flames got a little out of hand."
...
"I was smack in the middle of the Oakland/Berkeley fires of 1991 and remember what a horror show that was."

Hmmm...(and thus, the joke is resurrected)

"Never been married and probably never will. From the looks of it."

We had a talk, didn't we?

"Turns out I'm on the cusp of Aries and Taurus (my sun being only 2 degrees in Taurus)...so I blame my psychotic episodes to that Aries influence...not to mention also having a lot of Scorpio/8th house influences."

...Tell me, have you ever felt an irrational urge to conquer Poland?

"My heart is very sad for CA at the moment. I was watching the socal fires with complete understanding of the situation. I was smack in the middle of the Oakland/Berkeley fires of 1991 and remember what a horror show that was. 25 people died...2,900 homes burned"

Funny that you said that EG...I was watching ET and Jamie Lee Curtis says that the fires were not an act of Globel Warming or lGOD but of man because they are building houses on land there which is apprently sparking the electrical power underground or something like that...I just looked at her.

"Yum, by 140 I won't be in a position to have kids. ( more reasons than just one). And no point in getting married if no kids."

You sound so...female.

Feeling alright, s&m?

"My inspiration of course is one of my favorite gemini's - Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes."

she was off the chain I love her with TLC, but I don't think I would results to burning down the house or the clothes...hahahahaha....I think I will inflick pain or out right kill him...hahahah

No offense, it's not that you sound manly, you don't, you just usually sound pretty distant, and it's sort of hard guessing your gender.

Alright, now you're worrying me.😛

"what's Poland—?"

Hah, like I'm telling you, after that bloody quiz you gave us earlier.

Well, gal, guy or guacamole, I like you anyway.😛

"Thanks. I like you too."

🙂

"And Yum...that quiz was waaaaay too easy !!!"

Whatever, at least I know Poland is a country.

Besides, everyone knows Africa is a bogus continent.

"Is it— Hmmm...must have missed that geography class."

Well, they obviously haven't taught that at a geography lesson, no more than they would've taught the Atlantis isn't real or that Belgium isn't real. You don't go around teaching that things that don't exist don't exist.

Consider this for a moment: if this so called "Africa" is real, then why there are no records of it's involvment in the first world-war? Hm?

The only thing that I have of my ex is a gold watch that he gave me from winning at gambling..a guy could not pay up so he gave my ex his girl watch....hahahahaha for some reason I can't get rid or it, I don't even wear the damn thing.

The first one? Well, maybe if you consider colonial "possessions".

Look, here's the theory(read - fact):
At earlier times, with the dawn of the industrial revolution, the leaders of certain nations decided that in order to impress their people(who were pretty pissed because they had to work from 8:00-2467:00) they had to show some national progress, the good parts of Asia and America were already taken, and it would've been logistically difficult and expensive colonizing there, so instead they decided to fabricate a continent. They called it "Africa", which is derived of "I-can't-freaking-believe-we're-going-through-with-this", soon even nation-wannabes like Belgium claimed they had colonial possessions over there. After a while, it sort of became passe, and most nations dropped the act(except for France, who decided to use it to regain their national pride, because they figuered that the only enemey that they could defeat is a fabricated one. They turned out to be surely mistaken). Nowadays "Africa" is usually used by con-men to scam people out of their money(and they sort-of overdone it. I mean come on, aids, hunger, war and lack of water? It would've really been much more believeable if they could've controlled themselves and stuck too one problem).

surely mistaken=sorely mistaken

"MOooooooooooooooooooo...Yum...:: rolls eyes :: whatever !!!"

Fixed.

"To me, Africa = home"

Yes, that is because you work for them. Very curious, that you live in Britain while you call Africa your home, very curious.

"I own homes in various countries Yum,"

Conspircy pays well, I see.

"I guess I can pick and choose whichever country I call home...don't you think"

Oh, so now it's a country, huh? Come on, own up.

What— I'll bet the guy who couldn't pay up and had to give up his girl's watch soon had an ex to deal with too!

hahahahahahahah I have not idea EG but I wore it proudly for 6 years.....it was a beautiful watch.

"Course it does...didnt you get the memo—"

Of course I did, I'm Jewish.

Oh, and I know what all of you guys are thinking - if Africa doesn't exist, then were did all of the black people in America came from? The answer is simple - Australian Aboriginals. Which stands for American-Blacks-originals.

"owning anything in Africa isn't anything to brag about. With their poor economies, I'm sure 100 USD could by you a mansion."

I said it was passe, didn't I?

The Canadian Dollar is better.

"owning anything in Africa isn't anything to brag about. With their poor economies, I'm sure 100 USD could by you a mansion."

you are so american.i like that.stay there only.
anyway,see the brighter side of things,we can buy a mansion in 100 USD,you cant.🙂

although i really wish that was true.haahaa

"not all of the indigenious people in Africa are black. And some biologist who preclude race in human taxonomy categorize aboriginals as caucasion. However it has been proven that that aboriginals and so-called blacks have a different genetic makeup, which means they aren't the same."

Yes, that's what they want you to think.

But, that is a nice conspiracy. Sometimes I wonder if Africa really does exist. not much is said or known about Africa, and most people can ignore it without it being too big of a deal. If Africa exist, it is barely even on the map

i dont blame you.

"Yum, are you sure it isn't Antartica?"

Am I sure Africa isn't Antartica? Positive.