Get Over Your Ex in 5 minutes! *evil laugh* (Page 2)

euro is doing better too...

Nice.

**whispers into TB's ear**

our dirty little secret should never come out.never...........................
you know its even more confidential than the whole atlantis or hogwarts controversy.
so shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"No, I meant about not existing."

Well, Antartica may not exist either, I dunno.

Another conspiracy I've uncovered - have you ever wonder where do all of those extra letters in French come from? Like "Bordeaux"(pronounced - Bordo)? I'm almost certain French Ink companies own French Dictionaries, or the other way around.

wondered

"It is a good theory though."

Thanks.

It is a good theory though. It seems like people in Africa are like REALLY fucking stupid. They seem to make the same mistakes over and over and over and over and over...

haahaa
yeah,but we acknowledge them afterall.

because he has more people to cover-up his acts.and he has the resources too.

as far as africa is concerned,you have no idea about it,you only accepted that,so lets not debate what happens here.

"as far as africa is concerned,you have no idea about it,you only accepted that,so lets not debate what happens here."

See what he did there? He needs time to get people's versions straight on what "happens" in "Africa".

its the world's best kept secret.

dont bother roxi.

lets do african rain dance!!

MAHO MAHO HAALE HU!!!!!!!!

devil, I thought of you two because I knew you two have sarcastic sick humour like me. So enjoy.

i did not miss a beat.haahaahaa😛

LOL!! What I like about you two is that you both are so sarcastic to eachother on here and it's so funny. I think you're already married!

I declare this topic a classic.

umm...why?

As far as Africa is concerned, I am always puzzled that the alot of South Africans and Brits tend to view Nelson Mendela as a war criminal. I have never understood that. I guess it's just a perspective...

WHAT—————?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**amazed**
must have been a few dazed ones that you met.haahaa

"umm...why?"

Just to piss you off.

They got to you too, didn't they? What did they offer you Rox? Money? Diamonds? A plane ticket to New York?

Ha! That's like saying, "I'm not bragging, just telling the truth but I am everything about me is better than you, even my home."

No, no it's not.

Yes, Yum. Yes it is. It's not your fault. It's just the way it has to be.

LMAO. That's genius man, especially because of the grill and spatula.

They are not to think of crime in america. Or homicidal mania. Suicides or stuff.
But americans often think of Aids or war in africa.

hmm.really?

"hate to brag but i can see africa from my terrace on a clear day.

just about - but i can see it!!"

🙂
yes roxi,when you concentrate on it,you CAN actually see africa.see guys,she sees it! its there!now you believe it😛
**points at yum**

Bah, Scorpios can not be trusted, they are known for making up strange lies.

Bah, Scorpios can not be trusted, they are known for making up strange lies.

**points at yum again**
EXACTLY!

So we're in agreement? What the Scorpio said about Africa...it's made-up, yes?

So we're in agreement? What the Scorpio said about Africa...it's made-up, yes?

yes, you are the scorpio,and,you made that up.

the truth is,africa is there,and i corroborate it😛

"yes, you are the scorpio,and,you made that up."

...You are claiming I was lying all that time? That I was pretending? That I, in fact, am Roxi?

That's a very weird allegation, I must say.

"the truth is,africa is there,and i corroborate it"

Well, we all know they have you in their pockets, don't we?

One question, DtN - how do you sleep at night?

One question, DtN - how do you sleep at night?

with my eyes closed.

...You are claiming I was lying all that time? That I was pretending? That I, in fact, am Roxi?

no,i am not saying you are roxi,i am just claiming the other part.🙂

Well, we all know they have you in their pockets, don't we?

they? who?
i am not sure whether i can fit into a pocket.must be atleast 6x4 feet in dimentions.
you mean they are giants .your claims are getting wilder by the day dude.

"How's Procrasti Yama-ha—"

You know...

"with my eyes closed."

Yes, so you wouldn't have to look at your lies in the face!

...It makes sense, just think about it, without thinking about it.

"no,i am not saying you are roxi,i am just claiming the other part."

So, you are claiming me and Rox are in cahoots, that I made it up and then sent it to her?

So, you are claiming me and Rox are in cahoots, that I made it up and then sent it to her?

no,moreover,both of you have contradicting claims.therefore,its highly improbable.

"they? who?"

Oh, you know who - them.

"i am not sure whether i can fit into a pocket.must be atleast 6x4 feet in dimentions.
you mean they are giants .your claims are getting wilder by the day dude."

Looks who's talking, mr. Yum-and-Rox-are-in-cahoots-even-though-they-disagree.

"no,moreover,both of you have contradicting claims.therefore,its highly improbable."

Oh, so suddenly he admits he's wrong...

Yes, so you wouldn't have to look at your lies in the face!

...It makes sense, just think about it, without thinking about it.

really,interesting hypothesis.but then again,if lies are there,you have to face them even with eyes closed,dont you?
it makes no difference in that sense.why bother with,i have no lies here,i can do it either ways.🙂

Oh, so suddenly he admits he's wrong...

that is not for you to decide anyway.therefore your views will not have any impact.
whatever my stance.

"really,interesting hypothesis.but then again,if lies are there,you have to face them even with eyes closed,dont you?"

I wouldn't know, not being a liar and all.

"it makes no difference in that sense.why bother with,i have no lies here"

Exactly what I expected a liar to say.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaawd...I'm so bored. Where's someone with a relationship issue when you need them—————??

**raises hand**

"that is not for you to decide anyway."

No, it was you who admitted it, oh prince-of-lies.

Exactly what I expected a liar to say.

the jury is still out on your case.
as with me,your espectations are not be bothered with.i KNOW what i am.besides,no is questioning me except you.why?
i think we know.because the spotlight is on you now.😛

*no one

No, it was you who admitted it, oh prince-of-lies.

where? now your are going on claiming things that arent even said. mere claims are not enough.

TB,i can get hints you know😛
besides that,i am here to entertain you.even if it is with limited ways,but still😉

"as with me,your espectations are not be bothered with.i KNOW what i am.besides,no is questioning me except you.why?
i think we know.because the spotlight is on you now."

It is?!
*freezes up*

"where? now your are going on claiming things that arent even said. mere claims are not enough."

Enough for what?

"He gets stroppy when Satyrs isn't around. They share a............bond....you know"

I only have eyes for you, m'dear.🙂

:: pulls ze Devil closer and whispers in his ear ::

He gets stroppy when Satyrs isn't around. They share a............bond....you know

no worries.besides if he raises his voice upto a shrill in sometime future,some of the african lot will be more than pleased to escort him to the very place,with or without consent😛

Enough for what?

to prove me wrong.