@apmmon89
9 YearsScorpio
Are we meant to serve you a penis on a silver platter as your prize?
Of course not. Penises could never be prizes
What do you want - their heads, their hearts, or a shovel so you could dig up their dead bodies to burn?
All DXP needs to deal with this much Stinger intensity - is a quiet corner, a loo, some quality but soft toilet paper, and silence.

I'll take the shovel for 200, Alex. Penises are mere play toys you're lucky rubber dildos aren't satisfying otherwise you men would Be out of a job
I'm starting to think Scorps have bigger egos than Leo.
Posted by Ssuperman
I'm starting to think Scorps have bigger egos than Leo.
No, it is only found in faulty models of Stingers.
The one above seems to have a manufacturing defect.
Posted by Ssuperman
I'm starting to think Scorps have bigger egos than Leo.
Ha!!! Quite laughable lmao very untrue. ??
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Posted by Ssuperman
I'm starting to think Scorps have bigger egos than Leo.
No, it is only found in faulty models of Stingers.
The one above seems to have a manufacturing defect.
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Youuuuuuuu bitch
Posted by GetMisted
Posted by apmmon89
I'll take the shovel for 200, Alex. Penises are mere play toys you're lucky rubber dildos aren't satisfying otherwise you men would Be out of a job
You act like you don't let men just walk all over you.
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Your sarcasm is as refreshing as my butthole —?
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Posted by Ssuperman
I'm starting to think Scorps have bigger egos than Leo.
No, it is only found in faulty models of Stingers.
The one above seems to have a manufacturing defect.
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I should have clarified that. Thanks for doing so.
Is this about that Aries guy
Posted by apmmon89
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Posted by Ssuperman
I'm starting to think Scorps have bigger egos than Leo.
No, it is only found in faulty models of Stingers.
The one above seems to have a manufacturing defect.
Youuuuuuuu bitch
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Why thank you.
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Are we meant to serve you a penis on a silver platter as your prize?
Off with their penis-es!
Posted by apmmon89
Posted by Ssuperman
I'm starting to think Scorps have bigger egos than Leo.
Ha!!! Quite laughable lmao very untrue. ??
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As you sit here and act like your asshole don't stink.
My solution to angry stinging scorpions.

Is that a real thing? Lol
Posted by HarleyTwinFlame
@SolesanIs that a real thing? Lol
Yea or you can just use your shoe. The stinger won't go through it.
Posted by Hare
Posted by Ssuperman
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Posted by Ssuperman
I'm starting to think Scorps have bigger egos than Leo.
No, it is only found in faulty models of Stingers.
The one above seems to have a manufacturing defect.
I should have clarified that. Thanks for doing so.
I have a massive ego.
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You— Nahhhhhhh
Posted by Solesan
Posted by HarleyTwinFlame
@SolesanIs that a real thing? Lol
Yea or you can just use your shoe. The stinger won't go through it.
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Where do people have scorpions roaming around their house??
I have serious penis envy
Posted by HarleyTwinFlame
Posted by Solesan
Posted by HarleyTwinFlame
@SolesanIs that a real thing? Lol
Yea or you can just use your shoe. The stinger won't go through it.
Where do people have scorpions roaming around their house??
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Ever been to Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada or California where scorpions live? It's a common site like spiders are.
Posted by Solesan
Posted by HarleyTwinFlame
Posted by Solesan
Posted by HarleyTwinFlame
@SolesanIs that a real thing? Lol
Yea or you can just use your shoe. The stinger won't go through it.
Where do people have scorpions roaming around their house??
Ever been to Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada or California where scorpions live? It's a common site like spiders are.
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Hmm... I lived in Tucson for two years. I only one outside my whole life.
Lol but good to know!! Thats so worse than spiders
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Scorpio sun Virgo moon Piscesrising
Cappy Venus. Scorpio mars. Scorpio Pluto lol
When guys piss me off I have a habit off breaking those BITCHES down to dust. I sometimes let my anger get the best of me.
Men deserve it. Especially after playing games. They need to understand that their penis is nothing special. And can be replaced.
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