Horn board (Page 2)

"OK my top shelf drinker. High class-eh? Why not"

I am truly a drinker.....but I am not an alcholic...I just have alcholic tendecies....I want to get plastered...and just cut the fuck up.....cuz I know you will have my back, and I will be safe...we can be like Thelma and Louise but never kill ourselves at the end justlay our heads down and exhale.

"SL means she is with me all the way because she loves to spice things up with me. She finds raunchy conversation stimulating. That's why I fell in love with her!"

Thank you JP for breaking that down for the people....

WOW it is so nice to be love from across the world....Right back at cha darling....

play,maybe i misunderstood your question,it is isn't easy understanding your slang.haahaa"

Same here, sometimes it takes me a minute to calculate what you people say, too.

Thelma and Louise!!!! I love it!

Maybe we can kidnap a Brad Pitt! LOL

I'll take a beer it is 3:00 here and I will be getting off work in about another hour and a half.....

The weather is cloudy about 78 I would have loved to stay home today and just cuddle and sex all damn day.

A pint of cider for my friend Nice, please barkeep!

Where exactly are you located NIce?

hell yea....and we both do him and put him in the middle of us.....lol

Can I have the beer alread?

Same here, sometimes it takes me a minute to calculate what you people say, too.

by 'you people',you mean?

Let Brad and Angie split. Who cares. Someone needs to feed her a sandwich. Extra mayo, please.

by 'you people',you mean?

I mean people from other countries. Everyone has their different accents and slang talk. Different sense of humor, too.

Bartender, I need a beer for my SL! Give her a shot of JW blue label while your at it. I'm paying.

ah i think i got it now

"juwanapla, the u.k. what's your fav postion girl's?"

oh oh oh oh oh *SL raises hand* can I answer that question?

My favorite is on top cuz I have all the control.

Sexual position?

All of them as long as the man has a gag in his mouth. I hate talkers.

Oh thanks for the beer JP!!!

Well, Sl has already said she resides in the same place as the President. So I think she lives in Idaho.

I have been talking about Las Vegas, so it's plain as day I'm from Wisconsin.

Do you like JW blue, SL?

are you a backdoor romeo?"

When I have on my strap-on and I'm playing the male role. LOL!

do you like sperm on your face? lol"

Do you like snot on yours?

JP you go girl!!!!!

I don't know what JW Blue is but if I drink a lot of it will I get crazy and freaky?

"Well, Sl has already said she resides in the same place as the President. So I think she lives in Idaho.

I have been talking about Las Vegas, so it's plain as day I'm from Wisconsin."

DUH!!!!!! Thanks JP

Johnny Walker Blue label. He has the red and black labels, but the blue is a way higher class of scotch.

"All of them as long as the man has a gag in his mouth. I hate talkers."

You hate talkers JP—?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I love to talk freaky nasty dirty talk....know that really turns me on...

Hey JP do you have any Porn we can watch

http://www.johnniewalker.com/en-us/OurLabels/BlueLabel

I ment whiskey. I've bartended and served for years but I still get whiskey/scotch/bourbon confused.

NNOOOOOO! I love the nasty talk. I ment the conversation after. I like to leave a sandwich by the bed so they can shove that in their mouth and not talk to me after the sex is over.

Duh, yes I have porn! I have a dvd with 5 hours of "My pussy is to small". Now don't sensor me kids, I didn't make up the title!

I've never heard of black thorn cider. Sounds scary. I'll stick to my vodka, thank you.

I found a new drink. Absolut Citron with sugar free Red Bull. Delicious!

do you wear fish net pull up's?"

Do you?

I wear school girl uniforms with knee highs. Pigtails and a lollipop.

Topazwoman has been on for a long time. She is cool.

I pulled the whole Brittany look the other day at work, grey pleated skirt, white shirt, grey sweater and hair up.....oooh man..even I turned myself on!

"NNOOOOOO! I love the nasty talk. I ment the conversation after. I like to leave a sandwich by the bed so they can shove that in their mouth and not talk to me after the sex is over."

"Duh, yes I have porn! I have a dvd with 5 hours of "My pussy is to small". Now don't sensor me kids, I didn't make up the title!"

My bad....I love the title of the movie do the pussy get stretched open?

Hey MM what is going on long time no words...

MM, are you a blond or brunette. I've never seen a picture of you.

Topazwoman has been on for a long time. She is cool.

Yea another cool scropio women

They just moan and wimper alot.

Hey JP did I send you the pic of me playing golf...really cool give me a email address Iwill send you another pic of me.

I'd go more into detail but my man is here and he gets mad for 'talking dirty'.

Hot candle wax hurts!

someone is into pain and pleasure

Well I have to disagree. Candle wax hurts and then the next morning you wake up with little bits of wax stuck all over your body. I hate it when it gets stuck in my hair. I prefer to be spanked. That's a turn on for me!

I am a brunette JP!...Have you never seen me?...will have to show u one day..

SL - hey babydoll...yeah all is good thanks...i know, it has been a while...I see your keeping that bull in check!

"SL - hey babydoll...yeah all is good thanks...i know, it has been a while...I see your keeping that bull in check!"

I am trying to it's a hard job but somebody has to do it.

How are you and the Aries? send me a update via a PM

No Lady M, don't go

*pouts*

I just got here ... who will I talk to ?

*pouts*

Ok SL, I just send you my pics.

Yes, Mr. Nice I like roll play. Do you? Have you ever played the man?

Hahahahah!!! Kidding

venus retro?

Give me your email Nice!

Sent JP...DO NOT SHARE!..for your eyes only...

OK MM. I send them. They are from my travels this summer. I went to San Francisco in April, Utah in June and Santa Rosa, Ca in July. I've been busy this summer.

SL - Will send you an update via PM shortly....just going to have a shower..

I wouldn't share. That's for you to do. 🙂

Bye Mr. Nice. Go eat a sandwich!