I am sooo horny.18 and up

whats ur favorite position? and y?

do u like deep long strokes or short fast strokes

have u ever tossed salad?

how does it feel when a women cums

ladies what does it feel like when a man cums?

dont be scared.

I like when my pussy grips a man dick and doesnt let go!

i post on scorpio board because a scorpio is the only one who has really made me feel so amazing in tha bedroom. damn you scorps!!

what's your sign?

answer the questions

no

awww! that sucks i guess nobody is interested in tha topic.

"spider-man, cuz i created it".

explain plz!

ugh!!

"Does that make you horny?"

Most definitely not.

Pretty Virgo girls are attractive in a non-threatening way.

Pisces girls are non-threatening as well, but they exude that something else that is appealing and sweet. It's hard to describe.

okay focus.lol

I know it's like telling some horny dude he is a nice guy.

LOL

no I wanna hear sum1 answer the questions I just asked.

Focus?

That's the problem with you virgins, always sticking to the original plan point-by-point, instead of just going with it. Scorps can be like that, but we can still roll with what comes if it feels right.

Here's a tidbit:

Signs that sexually fascinate me? None

Signs that I could have marathon sex with? Scorpio, Aries, Taurus

Signs that I could do on a one-time/short-term basis? Libra, Gem, Sag

Signs that I could have mind-blowing sex with? All H2O.

Happy? Now shut up.

Signs that I think I would have mediocre to less-than-mediocre sex with? Virgo, Capricorn, Aqua

That leaves the Leo with nowhere to go.

she'll be back. It is the Scorpio board.

"whats ur favorite position?"

CEO.

"do u like deep long strokes or short fast strokes"

I hate the Strokes. Their lyrics suck.

"have u ever tossed salad?"

No, I let the waiter do it.

"I like when my pussy grips a man dick and doesnt let go!"

My cat doesn't attack men's privates. He's really quite timid.

I hardly EVER get to do that position! It's difficult. 🙂

Yes, but the real joy is bossing people around while you surf the Net all day and send interoffice emails occasionally so they all think you're terribly busy.

Then you use the expense account to go on vacation. I have my plan all worked out..MWAHAHAHA! 🙂

Yes, well, I've always felt I should be waited on by servants. I've never understood why my family and friends won't comply.. 🙂

"Yeh i wonder what it actually takes to get to be CEO"

If you're a white male with serious ass kissing skills and no personal life, you're SO in, baby! lol

"SS, stop bossing people around no one will like you"

They have to pretend if I'm signing their checks. Ahhh the beauty of it. SUPERBITCH RULES!

"..and include me on that expense acct, there are places im trying to get to.."

I'll take you and Sagi along as my personal assistants, then we can write off our expensive dinners as "business meetings". 😉

I would so get in trouble for draining the account to quickly. lol Like, within a month. "What exactly did you require from Gucci that was business related?"

My briefcase, of course! DUH! 🙂

Well, that's an easy thing to do with free money... 🙂

I mean, FREE MONEY??!! ROCK THE CASBAH! Outlet mall, here I come!!! lol

"DO YOU HAVE THE SUIT TO MATCH THE PERSONA, OR IS IT ALL TALK"

Oh, I have the suits AND the heels. *has Heather Locklear on Melrose Place flashback*

"iM NOT KISSING NO ONE ASS, SO IF IM A PERSONAL ASSISTANT THEY WILL UNDERSTAND.."

Well, you'll have to PRETEND to kiss my ass in front of the others, or everyone will be insubordinate and I'll have to fire them all. Work with me here, Chocolate! Remember, I'll be buying you stuff on the expense account...lol

"heather locklear.....OUCH!!!"

Yep, Amanda Woodward. Now that's a bitch you seriously don't wanna fuck with...

"such CEO pressure"

Awwwww....it will all be worth it when we're on the beach sippin' margaritas in our new bikinis! 😉

Another Scorpio topic corrupted by the Fishies.

Kind of like a serious topic going on, and then at the end, Aqua Boy is pondering some aspect of good looks in relation to life.

Will they ever stop? 😛

"Another Scorpio topic corrupted by the Fishies."

....and for the better. 😛

"SS...is this a nude beach.."

It most likely will be when we're on our fifth or sixth margarita...lol

Boy, are you going to be a depressed old man....lol

LOL It's not so much what you look like, as that everything starts falling apart. So no matter what you look like, you can't leave the house to show it off with the arthritis in your knees and the ache in your back.

Don't worry, PrinceP, I'm sure if you can get there with your walker, you'll be a big hit at the Senior Citizen Center on Bingo night. 😉

"and the limp in his dick.."

LMFAO! Yep, yep. That starts pretty early for a lot of men, actually. Even mid to late fifties.

"you guys are gonna be old WAY before i am, so i wouldnt talk"

Yeah, but at least we'll still be able to have sex. A little lube, and we'll be good to go! 🙂

"you guys are just jealous that im younger than you"

LOL We're just teasing you, Prince. I look young too, and you know what? I hate it. It gets real old real fast being treated like a child when you're an adult. People tend to take a condescending attitude with you all the time.

I always get carded! So many times, I've been sitting at a table with people who are all younger than me, some of them by five years or more, and I'll get carded and they won't! I guess when I'm 65 and they card me for my seniors discount, I'll feel better about it....lol

"oh how i love getting people to do everything for me"

Not surprising. I remember one time I went to the Castro Theatre to catch some retro movie with a girl. We went to a restaurant. It was quite a mind-bender to be getting all the attention from the gay waitstaff while she was ignored. Very memorable since it rarely happens in the hetero world.

"LOL i dont mind being treated like a child SS"

I didn't either when I still was one.... 😉

"it also helps that my hair is blond, cause then nobody thinks im very bright. . "

Yeah, well I see through your act, Prince P. 😛 I'm blonde, too...and I hate anyone thinking or even implying that I'm stupid. They then feel my wrath, and it ain't purty.

"SS - senior discounts will be VOID when you get there.."

I know. Since I won't get social security, I can't decide whether I want to be a greeter at the Wal-Mart or a ticket taker at the movies. As long as I can make enough money to get my perm and wash and set, I'll be aiiiight.

"how old are you Siren?"

33.

"i KNEW you were blonde, i guess its the pisces psychic thing"

Haha! Yeah, well EmGem thought I had black hair...which I always wanted actually. 🙂

"Hi welcome to walmart."

You need a cart, sweetie? *waddle*squeak*waddle*squeak* I'll be over there in forty five minutes.

"Black hair to match the vampire fetish?"

Exactly! It would go so great with my capes! 🙂

"speaking of black hair i cant stand really pale people with black hair. . it looks stupid, and they look like a corpse get a tan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Really? I love it, especially when combined with blue eyes.

"they look like a corpse get a tan"

I think pale skin is beautiful. getting a little color is one thing, but some white peeps go WAY too far with the tanning and they look like a piece of luggage. It looks awful and unnatural. lol Plus, it's terrible for your skin and AGES it.

"Black hair and blue eyes are a good combination, but it would look ALOT better if the person was tanned."

I think it's probably a location thing. I live in the middle-east, so a pale person sticks out. I guess it must be different in NW USA.

Er, NE.

"Hey Yum didnt you have a rhodent for a picture?"

Nope, it was a dog.

"But Yum, below your picture, it says your from Russia. . .i thought russians were usually pale."

What can I say? I'm untrustworthy.

"SS you actually have a cape or two..
what about the teeth?"

Yes, I do. I have it all. They don't get used much anymore. For some reason they don't appreciate gothic dress and black nail polish at work....lol The look only ever really worked on me when I dyed my hair burgundy for a year.

You hair color sounds very pretty chocolate. I loved my hair red, it just faded out SO friggin fast! I had to do it like every three weeks.

well so much 4 being horny. thanks...lol

Alright, I'll admit that being pale may not always be a good thing(warning: odd looking individual).

"Aaw Yum killed the dog? Sadness ..What you go and do that for yum—? jk"

It asked too many questions...

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