I need advice kids, I got a weird one on my hands...

Hello folks,

I'm new here and made the account just to ask for advice on a strange situation I have brewing.

There's this Scorpio girl who's been coming out to watch me walk my dog for the last 10 months or so.

At first she had a BF, but since, she's kicked him out of the house. But, as all scorpios do, she let him come back once a week for punishment sex, while at the same time never taking her eyes off of me. (She even let me see her dump him for the second time).

Me, I steered clear.

However, at the beginning of October, after being completely alone for a month, she started focusing on me really hard. I went from seeing her 2-3 times a day to 5-6 times a day. She starts saying hi, and even talking to me, but keeps the convos abrupt. At one point she even gives me the "have sex with me now" stare.

But in between all of this, she plays sadomasochistic-level mind games.

Typical scorpion nonsense, but at a ridiculous level.

I've seen her act in all of it's forms and variations at this point.

The thing that remains constant, is when I walk the dog, she's always there.

Until just recently that is.

See, even if something comes up, and I don't see her, she'll get in her car and drive past my house.

I think all of this is adorable so I ramp up my efforts to get her engaged in a serious conversation.

(Keep in mind, there are days when I play her games right back at her)

She doesn't let me.

So last Friday, I'm running late, and I walk the dog 10 mins off of my schedule. I catch her drive by in the car looking for me.

I keep my normal path, and sure enough, I meet her face to face in front of her house five minutes after she drives past.

I have this shit-eating grin on my face and wave and say hi to her thinking she's finally cornered herself and we can finally talk.

Nope.

So now, she's changed up her game.

I rarely see her at the house, but I still see her everyday driving by my house.

(It kinda sucks living down the street from each other, because one can always keep eyes on the other.)

If she's reading me correctly at this point, she can probably tell I'm over playing the games.

She is totally keeping herself out of reach this week.

Any ideas if I screwed up, I'm out of the game, if I was ever in the game?

I'm a Pisces, and Mom, Brother, my 5 bestest friends for life, and all but one of my ex-gfs who still talk to me are all Scorpions. I've had a lifetime of blank stares and mind games, so I know exactly what this is, but I've never seen it this bad.

She's actually worth all of this, but I'm feeling more sorry for her than attracted to her at this point.

(Truth be told, I was into HER the second I saw her. There's also a whole lot more weirdness to this story.)

Any advice would be immensely appreciated!

she and you would be way too much drama and mind games for me

if that's what you like, have at it

if not - stop

I would take a chancla and slap that scorpion very hard. Then just throw it in the bin.

I'm not in Houston. 🙂

And yes, I picked up on the psycho vibes the instant saw her.

(Surprisingly it's not a deal-buster for me).

Honestly, the girl throws up more red flags than a Chinese new Years parade.

The girl is physically stunning but I'm a 'personality' man myself and find character to be far more attractive than looks.

No idea why I'm so sprung.

And, in my defense, I've been steering clear of her for a while.

And it's not about the 'accidental' eye contact either.

This girl posts herself up 2-3 times a day (when she knows I'm out with the dog) to sit and watch me.

It's obvious she's gaming me, but to what end?

I probably shouldn't point this out, but this is where it all starts for me.

This goes all the way back to February.

I have a job that keeps me awake for days at a time.

In this particular instance, I went to work @ 1:30 pm and got home @ 9am. I took an ambien (perscription) and drank half a bottle of nyquill sleep aid and robotripped myself to sleep.

Cue incredibly lucid dream.

In the dream, my friends and I are hanging on the front porch drinking beers when a white puppy (I had a white dog pass away a few months before) comes up the sidewalk dragging this girl behind it.

It comes up to me and starts licking my face.

At that moment, in real life, my black dog is licking my face as she needs to go out.

open the door and let her out as I (still robotripping hard,) stumble into my clothes, shoes and head out into the sunshine...only to find this girl parked in her car in front of my house with her window rolled down.

She says "Hi, is this your dog?"

I've been awake roughly 45 seconds.

For a moment I think I'm still dreaming and expect a white puppy to come out of that car window.

Then I realize I'm awake and it's the black dog standing in front of her car.

I simply can't wrap my head around it and I'm still geeked from the sleep aids.

I mumble something at her and she looks at me like I'm insane and drives off.

That was by far the strangest ice-breaking moment of my entire life.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to need my head examined from all of this, but I can't seem to get her out of my head.

To make it worse, I live in a part of the country where there are no viable females.

I've been single and celibate for the entire time I've been here...for my own safety.

I know better than to fuck with the locals.

But, man, I can't seem to get this one out of my head.

She plays more games than Milton Bradley, and that's a giant turn off.

But I already saw her today while I was walking in the opposite direction from her house, so I'm sure a confrontation is still building. (Even if it's just to close the door on it.)

But, yes, this is a weird one for sure.

All of my friends and neighbors who aare watching the drama unfold agree with most of you.

Sorry for the novel...

This is weird, but I'm imagining good sex could come from it!

Have you considered asking her out?

I know, simple, eh!

So much intense staring and stinging in one thread. How can one ever survive it?!

I would ask her out if she would give me the opportunity. 😛 Trust me, that's what this thread is all about.

Once I start showing interest and take the conversation in that direction, she shuts me down. Once I busted her playing games, she started keeping herself out of reach. (While remaining in sight).

I'm not 12 and I have no problems talking to the opposite sex.

Now, I've just seen her 20 minutes ago.

She drove past my house the second I stepped out with the dog and parked in her driveway and watched me on her backup cam.

This is one of her usual ploys.

The dog wanted nothing to do with it and dragged me away from that direction.

I obliged.

I never saw or heard her get out of her car and imagine she didn't until I got out of sight.

So she's still gaming me, but I can't figure out to what end.

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish
But, as all scorpios do, she let him come back once a week for punishment sex, while at the same time never taking her eyes off of me.

you're already getting cucked by your Scorp crush....not off to a good start my dude...

Posted by ScorpioTruth
The fact that you know she’s a Scorpio and know that she was letting her ex fuck once a week is extremely disturbing, considering you make it sound like the two haven’t even had a real conversation.

Keep it all the way real. Are you a peeping Tom as well as a Pisces? 🤔

see this a lot here....

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

And yes, I picked up on the psycho vibes the instant saw her.

(Surprisingly it's not a deal-buster for me).

lol....no surprises there....

anyway, enjoy the mind fuck....Pisces/Scorpio is great for this....

@ ellesbelles: "And to prove it's you, your dog and the corner of her house must be in the shot"

That's a pretty accurate description of the scenario that night. Are you sure you weren't there? :p

I know FM eyes when they're looking at me.

And if you are, by some astronomical possibility, the girl I started this thread about, then you would remember it was the only night my dog walked up to you and let you pet her. You were twirling you hair around your finger and you stared into my eyes and talked. I was on a conference call and couldn't chat with you.

(Because if I started to, I wouldn't have made it back to the call and lost my job in the process)

So, nyah. 🙂

"The fact that you know she’s a Scorpio and know that she was letting her ex treetrunk once a week is extremely disturbing, considering you make it sound like the two haven’t even had a real conversation.

Keep it all the way real. Are you a peeping Tom as well as a Pisces? 🤔 "

I'll come clean.

She's on my path, I'm not on hers.

My dogs have a routine and have had for years.

She just showed up this year.

Truth be told, I don't really know she's a scorpio.

It's a calculated guess based on what I've seen.

(Again, Mom, Bro, Besties are all bugs and I've seen all of this nonsense over a lifetime of dealing with them. I simply know when I'm being watched. So yeah, being the mischevious fuck that I am, I start playing back to see what they do.)

But her front porch is her stage and she times her drama for everytime I walk that path w/ my dog.

I've seen alot.

But never really acted on it until the beginning of Oct. when she started paying more attention to me. (kinda)

And yeah, I'm breaking the dog of her routine.

We didn't go by there today, or yesterday, or the day before...

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

I'll come clean.

She's on my path, I'm not on hers.

...

Truth be told, I don't really know she's a scorpio.

It's a calculated guess based on what I've seen.

...

But her front porch is her stage and she times her drama for everytime I walk that path w/ my dog.

I've seen alot.

do you have Scorpio Moon by any chance?

Op is not well.

I get the feeling she’s not the weird one....

Posted by Metatron

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

I'll come clean.

She's on my path, I'm not on hers.

...

Truth be told, I don't really know she's a scorpio.

It's a calculated guess based on what I've seen.

...

But her front porch is her stage and she times her drama for everytime I walk that path w/ my dog.

I've seen alot.

do you have Scorpio Moon by any chance?

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Libra Moon. Day before Scorpio.

Ellesbells inspired me to do some seriously dirty shit.

I called my neighbor and asked her to walk her dog in front of the girl in question's house and check the tag on her car. (Cause around here, we have to register our vehicles on our birthdays.)

Admittedly, this thread is turning me into a sick fuck.

Sticker on the tag: Nov 18.

I'm now going straight to hell, but at least I know my piscean intuition is still on point.

Yay!

In a moment of absolute clarity, (and you guys shoving my face in it repeatedly) I realize this has all driven me as batshit as she is.

I'm moving on to the bitchy Leo that keeps hollering at me.

I can take a sledgehammer to my own life just fine.

I DON'T need someone doing it for me.

(Scorpion is a stunner though)

many thanks for the advice kids!!!

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

Posted by Metatron

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

I'll come clean.

She's on my path, I'm not on hers.

...

Truth be told, I don't really know she's a scorpio.

It's a calculated guess based on what I've seen.

...

But her front porch is her stage and she times her drama for everytime I walk that path w/ my dog.

I've seen alot.

do you have Scorpio Moon by any chance?

Libra Moon. Day before Scorpio.

Ellesbells inspired me to do some seriously dirty shit.

I called my neighbor and asked her to walk her dog in front of the girl in question's house and check the tag on her car. (Cause around here, we have to register our vehicles on our birthdays.)

Admittedly, this thread is turning me into a sick fuck.

Sticker on the tag: Nov 18.

I'm now going straight to hell, but at least I know my piscean intuition is still on point.

Yay!

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You are not a sick fuck. I sense a lot of dark clouds around her. Her situation with her ex ...punishment sex. Negative energy ..is her house really messy?

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish
In a moment of absolute clarity, (and you guys shoving my face in it repeatedly) I realize this has all driven me as batshit as she is.

I'm moving on to the bitchy Leo that keeps hollering at me.

I can take a sledgehammer to my own life just fine.

many thanks for the advice kids!!!

i sense the leo is worse

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

Posted by Metatron

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

I'll come clean.

She's on my path, I'm not on hers.

...

Truth be told, I don't really know she's a scorpio.

It's a calculated guess based on what I've seen.

...

But her front porch is her stage and she times her drama for everytime I walk that path w/ my dog.

I've seen alot.

do you have Scorpio Moon by any chance?

Libra Moon. Day before Scorpio.

Ellesbells inspired me to do some seriously dirty shit.

I called my neighbor and asked her to walk her dog in front of the girl in question's house and check the tag on her car. (Cause around here, we have to register our vehicles on our birthdays.)

Admittedly, this thread is turning me into a sick fuck.

Sticker on the tag: Nov 18.

I'm now going straight to hell, but at least I know my piscean intuition is still on point.

Yay!

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close enough on the Moon....can there be cusp Moons? This shit is getting really stalkerish so I'm sold....

lol....I felt you were right as well. Scorp women are easy to spot IMO...when you become their focus, there definitely is a "stage"....Anyway, you two sound like a good fit....Get after it, and entertain us with a good story....don't do anything illegal....

Posted by LittleFairy

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

Posted by Metatron

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

I'll come clean.

She's on my path, I'm not on hers.

...

Truth be told, I don't really know she's a scorpio.

It's a calculated guess based on what I've seen.

...

But her front porch is her stage and she times her drama for everytime I walk that path w/ my dog.

I've seen alot.

do you have Scorpio Moon by any chance?

Libra Moon. Day before Scorpio.

Ellesbells inspired me to do some seriously dirty shit.

I called my neighbor and asked her to walk her dog in front of the girl in question's house and check the tag on her car. (Cause around here, we have to register our vehicles on our birthdays.)

Admittedly, this thread is turning me into a sick fuck.

Sticker on the tag: Nov 18.

I'm now going straight to hell, but at least I know my piscean intuition is still on point.

Yay!

You are not a sick fuck. I sense a lot of dark clouds around her. Her situation with her ex ...punishment sex. Negative energy ..is her house really messy?

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really fucking messy. Cigarette butts all over the porch and a layer of ashes about a 1/4 inch thick all around the chair where she sits.

I expect the inside to be no different.

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

Posted by LittleFairy

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

Posted by Metatron

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

I'll come clean.

She's on my path, I'm not on hers.

...

Truth be told, I don't really know she's a scorpio.

It's a calculated guess based on what I've seen.

...

But her front porch is her stage and she times her drama for everytime I walk that path w/ my dog.

I've seen alot.

do you have Scorpio Moon by any chance?

Libra Moon. Day before Scorpio.

Ellesbells inspired me to do some seriously dirty shit.

I called my neighbor and asked her to walk her dog in front of the girl in question's house and check the tag on her car. (Cause around here, we have to register our vehicles on our birthdays.)

Admittedly, this thread is turning me into a sick fuck.

Sticker on the tag: Nov 18.

I'm now going straight to hell, but at least I know my piscean intuition is still on point.

Yay!

You are not a sick fuck. I sense a lot of dark clouds around her. Her situation with her ex ...punishment sex. Negative energy ..is her house really messy?

really fucking messy. Cigarette butts all over the porch and a layer of ashes about a 1/4 inch thick all around the chair where she sits.

I expect the inside to be no different.

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I sense a drug issue with her.

You feel she needs saving don't you?

It's like she is crying out to be saved in life. Every night. Your mind senses this. It's THAT about her which pulls you. It's not that you are attracted to her.

But in life ..she is not attracted to you. I don't think she is meant for you. Not romantically.

Posted by LittleFairy

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

Posted by LittleFairy

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

Posted by Metatron

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

I'll come clean.

She's on my path, I'm not on hers.

...

Truth be told, I don't really know she's a scorpio.

It's a calculated guess based on what I've seen.

...

But her front porch is her stage and she times her drama for everytime I walk that path w/ my dog.

I've seen alot.

do you have Scorpio Moon by any chance?

Libra Moon. Day before Scorpio.

Ellesbells inspired me to do some seriously dirty shit.

I called my neighbor and asked her to walk her dog in front of the girl in question's house and check the tag on her car. (Cause around here, we have to register our vehicles on our birthdays.)

Admittedly, this thread is turning me into a sick fuck.

Sticker on the tag: Nov 18.

I'm now going straight to hell, but at least I know my piscean intuition is still on point.

Yay!

You are not a sick fuck. I sense a lot of dark clouds around her. Her situation with her ex ...punishment sex. Negative energy ..is her house really messy?

really fucking messy. Cigarette butts all over the porch and a layer of ashes about a 1/4 inch thick all around the chair where she sits.

I expect the inside to be no different.

I sense a drug issue with her.

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My initial assessment when I first saw her was heroin junkie.

No one's ever seen her bare legs, ever.

I like you, Fairy.

You have gifts.

Posted by LittleFairy
You feel she needs saving don't you?

It's like she is crying out to be saved in life. Every night. Your mind senses this. It's THAT about her which pulls you. It's not that you are attracted to her.

But in life ..she is not attracted to you. I don't think she is meant for you. Not romantically.

Maybe not, but she still plays games w/ me everyday so I made an attempt to see whats up.

Funny thing about that 'saving bit'.

This is the most mentally ill part of the US i've ever been in.

I spend alot of my free time peer counseling troubled folks around here.

There's alot of this going around.

So there's that.

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Posted by ellesbelles
"Truth be told, I don't really know she's a scorpio.

It's a calculated guess based on what I've seen."

*end of thread*

smh

remember always that scorpios are the only ones who are obsessive intense and crazy.

the rest of us are all innocent angels.

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Common! It's always been Geminis who are sickly obsessive! Lol

Posted by LittleFairy
Op is not well.

It takes one to know one😘

OP, why are calling dxpers 'kids'?

Are you a kindergarten teacher?

Why don't you sit on her filthy porch and wait for her to come out and give it to her!

If she'll take it...

You sound like you over-celibated. Something screams 'wrong' about you.

What are you smoking?

And no one walks dogs 5-6 times per day.

Posted by Gemitati
OP, why are calling dxpers 'kids'?

Are you a kindergarten teacher?

Why don't you sit on her filthy porch and wait for her to come out and give it to her!

If she'll take it...

You sound like you over-celibated. Something screams 'wrong' about you.

What are you smoking?

And no one walks dogs 5-6 times per day.

You do when you're dog is 14 and has frequent uti's.

Plus I see her randomly as well.

I call my parents "kids".

(Too much Sesame Street when I was younger)

I agree with you about the celibacy thing, but trust me, it's rough out here in the wastelands.

If things don’t go well, I’m worried for the dog. Let her mindfuck herself and find someone normal.

Read your first post and it sounds like one of the 2 scenarios:

1. she's 15, and playing games around boys cause she just got boobs to be noticed

2. she's mentally disturbed person

I see no third in this story honestly. Wtf games you talking about? That's plane insanity, no games there I'm sorry. She lives with a guy, kicks him out, has sex with him once a week, then dumps him again in front of you to see it and you still want to get in all that mess— What is she, J Lo or something? Sorry in my opinion no one is THAT good looking to forget about that amount of insanity in them.

Find a normal girl and forget about that freak show is my advice to you. I have 1 Scorpio friend and she does not look like anything like this. Don't know what she does with guys tho but I'm 100% it has nothing alike this...That's not sign related, it's mental health related issue lol

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Posted by aqualady0118
If things don’t go well, I’m worried for the dog. Let her mindfuck herself and find someone normal.

are you suggesting she would hurt his dog? wtf aqua.

scorp just wants some awkward love.

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I said in the case things went downhill, it doesn’t look good for the dog 😄

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Posted by exo

Posted by aqualady0118
If things don’t go well, I’m worried for the dog. Let her mindfuck herself and find someone normal.

are you suggesting she would hurt his dog? wtf aqua.

scorp just wants some awkward love.

I said in the case things went downhill, it doesn’t look good for the dog 😄

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It doesn't look good for the dog...

I'm in the process of coming clean on the whole affair.

I'm in the mood to write today so I think I'm going to tell the story here in it's entirety. I'll save it elsewhere for future use, but I'll dump the original draft here.

To those who are interested, get ready for a novel.

I promise it'll be worth the read...

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

Posted by aqualady0118

Posted by exo

Posted by aqualady0118
If things don’t go well, I’m worried for the dog. Let her mindfuck herself and find someone normal.

are you suggesting she would hurt his dog? wtf aqua.

scorp just wants some awkward love.

I said in the case things went downhill, it doesn’t look good for the dog 😄

It doesn't look good for the dog...

I'm in the process of coming clean on the whole affair.

I'm in the mood to write today so I think I'm going to tell the story here in it's entirety. I'll save it elsewhere for future use, but I'll dump the original draft here.

To those who are interested, get ready for a novel.

I promise it'll be worth the read...

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I can’t wait 😄

Posted by FknNerd

Posted by ellesbelles

Posted by FknNerd

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

Posted by Metatron

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

I'll come clean.

She's on my path, I'm not on hers.

...

Truth be told, I don't really know she's a scorpio.

It's a calculated guess based on what I've seen.

...

But her front porch is her stage and she times her drama for everytime I walk that path w/ my dog.

I've seen alot.

do you have Scorpio Moon by any chance?

Libra Moon. Day before Scorpio.

Ellesbells inspired me to do some seriously dirty shit.

I called my neighbor and asked her to walk her dog in front of the girl in question's house and check the tag on her car. (Cause around here, we have to register our vehicles on our birthdays.)

Admittedly, this thread is turning me into a sick fuck.

Sticker on the tag: Nov 18.

I'm now going straight to hell, but at least I know my piscean intuition is still on point.

Yay!

Around no where do you have to register your vehicle on your birthday.

Not true.

Very true especially if you own a business.

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You can’t open your business unless it’s your bday! Known fuckt!

Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

Posted by Gemitati
OP, why are calling dxpers 'kids'?

Are you a kindergarten teacher?

Why don't you sit on her filthy porch and wait for her to come out and give it to her!

If she'll take it...

You sound like you over-celibated. Something screams 'wrong' about you.

What are you smoking?

And no one walks dogs 5-6 times per day.

You do when you're dog is 14 and has frequent uti's.

Plus I see her randomly as well.

I call my parents "kids".

(Too much Sesame Street when I was younger)

I agree with you about the celibacy thing, but trust me, it's rough out here in the wastelands.

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So all old dogs owners quit their jobs?

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Posted by Blue_Eyed_Silver_Tongued_Fish

Posted by aqualady0118

Posted by exo

Posted by aqualady0118
If things don’t go well, I’m worried for the dog. Let her mindfuck herself and find someone normal.

are you suggesting she would hurt his dog? wtf aqua.

scorp just wants some awkward love.

I said in the case things went downhill, it doesn’t look good for the dog 😄

It doesn't look good for the dog...

I'm in the process of coming clean on the whole affair.

I'm in the mood to write today so I think I'm going to tell the story here in it's entirety. I'll save it elsewhere for future use, but I'll dump the original draft here.

To those who are interested, get ready for a novel.

I promise it'll be worth the read...

Okay. We're patiently waiting.

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Have it been 3 days and we are still waiting or...have I missed the show?