If you're gonna post here....

you better entertain us.

Otherwise, you will be hammered; or worse, ignored.

Entertainment excludes:

Ass-kissing suckups
Anything bland or boring
Whining in any form
Being a blockhead

Acceptable entertainment:

Bitching about how mean or horrible we are
Sharp, witty, or insightful (on a sliding scale - we'll understand if your sign challenges you this way)
Being an overall bad-ass
Bad mouthing or ripping stupidity everywhere
Praising the greatness of things that truly deserve praise


This also applies to the Scorpio losers, and you know who you are.

"Praising the greatness of things that truly deserve praise"

Like Menudo?

I'm gonna give you a free pass on that one, which was clearly in violation of Article 2 under "Acceptable Entertainment."

🙂

Thank you, officer.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Haffo, this thread is about the rules of the Scorp board. Angry Pisces men (which, I really thought was an oxymoron until recently) must visit another thread. 😛

"Angry Pisces men"

Angry Pisces men are allowed, but outcast (haffo) is not bad-ass enough.

Go away now, sweet boy.

"Who said Scorps are allowed to do anything without our express permission? They can't even fart if we did not sign the petition."

You're right. We took over the world! We've had them all volunteering at the animal shelters for so long, I had forgotten.

:: ignoring you starts now ::

...........................

haha! I guess that means Menudo can stay!

"We?"

Yes. You, after all, came in way too late to take credit. But, don't worry, you'll still reap the benefits.

He's ignoring because we reminded him he is our love slave. He is in denial.

can we take all the cute stuff over to the Pisces board?

That stuff is not acceptable here. That's why cancers are routinely ignored here.

I won't stand for it.

:: ignoring you continues until you meet acceptable standards outlined above ::

LMAO! Awww...it wasn't so cute last night when I had to restrain you and break out the heavy artillery.

"it wasn't so cute last night when I had to restrain you"

Did we hook up last night? Oddly, I don't remember.

:: scratches head ::

Wow, same bullshit just new people. I wonder why I stopped popping in.

It's like listening in to a 14 year olds conversation.

hehee. Yes, I realize you can't admit that you were at my feet in front of your fellow scorps. 😛

"It's like listening in to a 14 year olds conversation."

And yet, you still felt the need to join.

It's just my way of saying hello. Happy New Year Haffo. Happy New Year all!!!

You've just reminded me a fragment from movie Scary movie 4 when aliens say hello they kick men balls...wow that hurts...

I use to do that. Until I got kicked back and then I beat the shit out of that person.....my granny has one hell of a punt-kick!

It's not about strength, it's about how you can catch them off guard and out smart them. Duh!

You're so right. That's why so many women are over powered by men. I can knock a 300lb man on his ass by catching him off guard, though. Your words of wisdom can get someone killed, silly.

outcast, after some reading in my medical book I've found that you have symptoms of T.P.S. Unfortunately in your case, it's malignant and will travel to your head if it hasn't already.

what is tps?

That's that disease that wastes away your body and blows up your head.

I'm not a doctor. Just talkin' common sense.

By the way, hello "Michael". Is that after the Angel?

That's that disease that wastes away your body and blows up your head.

SWEET! Can I find it on Youtube?

That's what I said.

Mike's kinda feeling like the Death Angel these days.

he's pretty morbidly sick.

"SWEET! Can I find it on Youtube?"

You know what, kris posted a picture of it a few times on the Pisces board. He used it many times to taunt Starfish.

Oh look... the fun has started, and wittle, itty bitty haffo is nowhere to be found....

"There ARE quite a few Ass-Kissers on this board"

A few Geminis, even an Aries.

But 'dat Virgo tops 'em all if you know what i mean....

"Being a blockhead"

Think Homer Simpson.

"Awww...I scared them all away again...Pouts"

Seriously man, I thought only girls pouted?

"what is tps?"

TPS, my friend is the abreviation for Tiny Penis Syndrom and is most common of the Haffo breed.

"By the way, hello "Michael". Is that after the Angel?"

Michael is the name I chose after Scorpius got banned again. 😉

"Hey SR, I thought you'd gone to do some DJing stuff fo shizzle—"

It's only like 2 PM here.

My friend is the DJ. I'm just the perve in the crowd flirting with the eye candy 😉

If you must insult the crabbies, I dare you to look at crab 23's new profile pix.

Plus, i like FISHIES too.

"Well...don't let em fool ya...take it from me...no biggie. "

That's why the DJ thing is cool... you can drown that shit out.

Unless they get all lame and do some mini ball drop shit in the middle.

Grrrr!!!!

crab 23? I kinda liked her.

"crab 23? I kinda liked her."

Scorp-Cancer. Understandable.

Are you saying the double D's pinned against the suspenders is fake?

😉

Getthefcukouttahere, noob. You don't run shyt here. That's DC's job.


Know your place.

Eat shit and die!

I can say anything with this smiley (not that it ever stopped me before)!

haffo,


Humor is completely lost on you. Anyhow, this wasn't my attempt at it, believe it or not. In fact, my comments rarely have been directed at you since your return from sabbatical.



Moreover, you belong in a jacket. Now, run along, mate!

It's funny how notso talks in huge doctor and colledge words most of the time and then just bursts out in pure anger and swearing every two minutes. See, notso? We're not so different afterall.

Lady_M is out of character...it aint her

That's her. No doubts about it.