You people bore me

Please tell me it's the Holidays, and it's either making you really busy or just warm and cuddly inside (temporarily of course).

The topics and postings have been subpar over the last few days. Where's that nasty Scorpio edge? Geez, I could've had more fun hanging out on the Gemini board.

Gonna go to the Cancer board. The drama and melodrama there is predictable.

You have to get out the the Aries board on Friday nights. That place is the shit!

Seriously do you hear yourself? LOL

I'm sorry, I shouldn't be so rude. I'm really deeply sorry that we couldn't meet your expectations oh great one.

No apologies necessary. This is the Scorpio board.

Maybe I should check out the Aries board, I hate them in general.

What's up with the 3+ names, Identity Crisis man?

You change names faster than my ex changed her shoes.

Michael II - Angel of Death Wanna-Be
Scorpius - Let me make up the fact that I want to be in prison
Goddess of the Matrix - Let me want to be a woman.

LOL Nice

Well actually I came on here as Scorpius at first but that account got banned. Then I came back as Mr. Negative and deleted myself because everyone hated my guts. Then I came back as Eldorado to fuck with people then I came back a final time as Scorpius again but that account got banned. So Roxi let me borrow her secret account "Godess of the matrix" until I got a new one going. Since I've been banned like 3 times I just said fuck it and came back as Michael because that's ma name.

""Then I came back as Mr. Negative and deleted myself because everyone hated my guts.""

por que estas usando el tiempo pasado?

"because everyone hated my guts"

Awesome. Bravo, a true Scorpio.

SS, you suck.

""SS, you suck.""

::scratches head::

"por que estas usando el tiempo pasado?"

tiene problemas para tragar mi esperma?

::scratches head::

If you must swallow, by all means

"Awesome. Bravo, a true Scorpio."

Thank you. You've all inspired me to do so well.

how long did it take you to type that into the spanish-english translater, and then attempt to comprehend it? lol

i must say though, i'm impressed by your improved intellectual effort.

notso, I'm part Cuban. I know Spanish. It was yours that was off actually. But that was a cute little diss. You're such a cutie. Yes you are! Yes you are!

""I know Spanish.""

Now try learning English, Enrique.

C'mon that diss could have been one of a 4 year old. You have to do better.

By the way, Aprilbaby wanted to know if your herpes ever got treated.

j/k

I'm trying to learn to be more "curteous" toward other users. Like yourself. 🙂

We all know that's no fun now get with the insults.

Wonderful. All we're missing now is Rox in her dominatrix outfit holding the chain to Dyastar in his gimp mask.

""...now get with the insults.""

I just did, you imbecile.

Everything goes over your goddamn head. Why do I even bother? I get a strong feeling you're at least slightly mental. Unfortunately, I'm not much of a patron.

You bother because you miss what we had, notso. I can see it in your eyes. We were inlove once and fate took it away from us.

Roxi I thought you said in other posts that insults and stirring things up were fun. Would you like me to hide all my comments instead? 😛

On your way to the Virgo board can you take your attitude with you, grump girl? 😉

Here's the vibe I'm picking from the various boards:

Pisces - Life is so wonderful or I'm so down and out, cheer me up. I go there when I'm feeling tingles.

Cancer - Here's the drama in my life. Always interesting to read up on people's drama.

Aquarius - We (if Aquarians)/ You (if non-Aquarians) are so awesome. Why are we all so awesome?

Scorpio - Only bad asses allowed.

LMAO!! You nailed it, dude

Do people impressions now. Those are always funny.

""what a fucking complete and utter waste of time this board is.""

how do you suggest we refashion our internet drolleries into something more productive?

Haha @ notso! I wish we were all having drinks together.

""Pisces - Life is so wonderful or I'm so down and out, cheer me up. I go there when I'm feeling tingles.

Cancer - Here's the drama in my life. Always interesting to read up on people's drama.

Aquarius - We (if Aquarians)/ You (if non-Aquarians) are so awesome. Why are we all so awesome?

Scorpio - Only bad asses allowed.""

No. No, not really.

Well the Scorpio board one was right. Think about it. We have ScorpioBehindYou with his gun fetish, we have thousandmph with his bad ass philosophy, and we have anotherscorp with poetry that just makes me piss my self in fear.

Thank you SS for your insightful reply. I learned a lot from it... really.

Wish I could stay but I have to go blow up fireworks in 7 minutes. See ya!!

""We have ScorpioBehindYou with his gun fetish, we have thousandmph with his bad ass philosophy, and we have anotherscorp with poetry that just makes me piss my self in fear.""

I know not of whom you speak. My hiatus has left me somewhat estranged from la familia DXP.

Okay before I go I just have to say WOW! The three of us are the most sarcastic fucks on the planet hahaha. rising, take care and both of you thanks for the abuse.

""Thank you SS for your insightful reply. I learned a lot from it... really.""

Your sarcasm needs work. I'm fluent. Just follow my lead.

"I know not of whom you speak. My hiatus has left me somewhat estranged from la familia DXP."

Of whomith may you referith to, ma'am?

""...thanks for the abuse.""

anytime.

He's a tenderfoot yet, notso. Just bare with 'im.

"I'm fluent. Just follow my lead."

If it's as good as your critical analysis, I'll pass. Thanks for offering.

ScorpSuperior you'll lead us into another country without an exit strategy. Thanks for the complement about the guns.

SR: I haven't critically analyzed anything. So, yeah...ok.

SBY: My compliments are few and far between. Try at least skimming the posts before responding. I understand if it is too much to ask.

Hey, I didn't want to know about your life story. I skimmed read it, said what was required, and waited for a riposte. I just didn't feel like spacing it out. I know Michael said the gun fetish and I was commenting on how you're a natural born leader. Its ok Scorpie Pooh no need to over react.

ScorpSUPERIOR posted this on the Cancer board:

"Well, while we're glorifying ourselves, I'd like to add that I'm pretty easygoing up until I am challenged. That is, whether I challenge myself or am challenged by others. Being stubborn for the sake of it is vain and futile. Thus, it is important to pick and choose one's battles wisely.

In short, I embody greatness."

Let's discuss. Opinions?

How cute. He likes me. ::giggles::

No, really. You shouldn't have.

::blushes::

You totally turn me on.... really.