This place is much happier

Now that I have 23 people on my block list MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

There are so many people blocked that I can only see 9 topics on the front page. I'm so happy!

Do you want to know how? Hold on, I'll show you.

Copy and paste (or type if you're board) this link on the browser searcher.

http://dxpnet.com/users/banEmailFromUser.asp?fromUsername=

After the "=" sign at the end you input the name of the user you wish to ban. For example:

http://dxpnet.com/users/banEmailFromUser.asp?fromUsername=TaurusBabe

Then press enter and a message will show up saying, "You will no longer recieve emails from this user" and it will also block their posts and topics. It's great for weeding out bullshit and can really make this place fun like it used to be.

You can also do this a second way by pressing the "Block User" button in your inbox if they've sent you an email. If not then use the first method.

You will notice that someone has blocked you if they stop answering your posts and emails and never visit your topics for some reason. 🙂

Sure thing 😉

Oh cool you're from Chicago!

Are you a Scorpio too?

I been with one of your types once. Didn't work out lol. I have a lot of pisces in my life. Seem to attract them.

How dare you call my people vindictive! *snaps your neck*

We tend to flip out over nothing us Scorp men. It takes a woman with loads of patience to deal with us but I bet the Scorpio women are the same way although I've never been with one yet.

It's all about acceptance isn't it? How much crap are we really willing to deal with.

For example I had an ex girlfriend who was a Virgo and she hated messes and smoking so now I smoke huge cigars if she ever comes back again.

That's a good point but I think it's different for men. I think married women are hot. And if they're moms too then that's double hot but it's more about the bed bumpin' in that case if you know what I mean. Probably for both sides.

I still fantasize about having a married tutor teach me Math ...Then sex ed LOL

You know they have those sexy student gimp suits right? They need some for teacher suits too.

And a punch LOL.

But I'd rather have that one woman who does it all for me.

Takes a while to find that one though which is why I keep a poster of Jamin from "Aladdin" on my wall to remind me that she's out there somewhere.

Jasmin*

I'm kidding.

Anyway... Lol.

So if you're a Pisces then you must be into art. Do you paint or anything?

By the way I'm only asking so you would say "yes" or "no" and then ask me if I do so I can show off my paintings so you can save a lot of time by just asking to see my paintings.

*Pretends you asked to see my paintings*

Sure! Here look!

"I have quite a few scorp girlfriends, but the guys seemed to scare me to controlling and vindictive..The hold passion grudges or something.."

You eventually get over things... 😛

David Blane? He is amazing! I love his magic tricks. I did that painting a couple years ago.

Luckily you're all the way in Chicago and I'm over East. Don't worry, you're safe.

Watch this you'll think it's funny if you watch David Blaine.

It makes me laugh every time. I want orange juice and Cheez its now.

If he forgets your birthday he can either make you disapear or pull roses and cake out of his hat.

O0o0o0o0o0o! Fiesty

I always behave. See ya later.

::prays to the Almighty God to be on that list::

Define painting...

Thank You..

If you could please do the same to 'Macromedia'

After that I think we may have the correct description for what Michael posted as a painting. It puzzles me a bit as to why he would try and convince us, that what he did post is a painting rather than a manipulation of a photograph.

"Aedimus", The Roman word for ass. One can speculate its 7 word appearance. As the renaissance came into play during the 14th century, civilians of this new world often used the word "Aedimus" when describing their chicken as overly obese. Still used today in many scenerios, its meaning has forged together. After the year 2001, people understood the word "Aedimus" as "fat ass" as they have combined previous meanings of the word in previous scenerios.

Good morning, fat ass.

Sorry to offend you, woman. 🙂

It's flattering that I offend him so easily. I must mean so much to him hahaha!

Oh okay, honey. Does my man need a nappy poo?

I thought you were going to call me a homophobe. I was waiting for it.

So do you have any friends or are you still writing books in your basement?

So what brought you back to dxp?

Aedimus you should have asked me to help you out. I've had 3 accounts banned so far. Take a seat, grasshopper.

Post lots of porn and swear a lot. Do what I do and act like an asshole to everyone then get offended by people's comments and think that you are right when you're guilty and wrong as sin. It's worked for me so far.

How much of it is on purpose though? (am I doing it right?)